1 Chapter 1

The day did not go well in the morning. Have you ever had the feeling that it is better to stay at home and under no circumstances crawl out from under the covers? So I had exactly the same feeling that day.

Monday is a difficult day in itself, but for me it became even harder - I died. Well, or at least he was sure he was dead. The most offensive thing was not the fact of death itself, we all will die sooner or later, you cannot escape fate, but my death was absolutely meaningless.

The beginning of spring, a flying saucer kills me. No, not a UFO, I was not noticed in contacts with aliens - some woodpecker-installer did not fix the satellite dish, a gust of wind, and as a result, a single individual was not lucky to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

By the way, a little about myself, my former self ... Twenty-six years at the time of death, higher education in law. Well, what surprises you? In our country, there is either a lawyer or an economist, besides, we have neither a normal economy nor normal laws, and, it seems to me, there will not be.

He was fond of oriental martial arts, and not entirely oriental, was actively engaged in contact karate, hapkido (fortunately, the coach was one with the second and third dan, respectively), was familiar with the basic technique of taekwondo , trained in joint classes with representatives of other martial arts. Well, as I practiced ... they beat me, threw me, they broke my arms and legs, sometimes I myself could distribute, although this was rare and untrue, but what can you do, I want to amuse my pride. He loved reading books, watching anime and movies with Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

I, like all my generation, loved video games, starting with the notorious eight-bit and ending with the third Sonya . In general, unfortunately, there was nothing extraordinary in my personality.

Height, weight, appearance are no longer important, one fig will soon bury my body. I wanted to be burned, but during my lifetime I did not write a will, so it's not destiny ... By this time I had no relatives, I never got a permanent girlfriend, so hardly anyone will worry about me.