1 First Contact

The year is 2069, Donald Trump has been kept alive through cybernetics developed by none other than the one and only Albert Einstein. Somehow, Trump keeps being re-elected and chosen to lead the United States of Donaldia (formerly known as the United States of America). The day is April 20th, and a telecommunications broadcast has been intercepted from Keplar-2B37, a far off planet thought to be uninhabited. The broadcast went as followed

"Hello people of Earf, we are the NRR, also known as the Ninja Robot Republic. In 10 days our starships will begin an invasion on your world, anyone who does not submit will be executed. You have 5 days to admit surrender, if you have not sent word of your choice before then, we will begin our advance on your world. This was a message from our Commander in Chief model X3-714"

The world was shocked, as the broadcast had taken over every frequency. Everyone had heard the news. The world was sent into a panic, gun stores were filled with new patrons to try to arm themselves, swarms of people were in the streets, trying to convince others to submit to their new overlords now. Donald Trump went live on national television around the world and gave a speech about the situation.

"The world will not fall to the NRR, these Ninja Robots will NOT take our Earf. We have lived here for thousands of years, and I personally will guarantee that I will be on those front lines myself, fighting for our freedom from those invaders."