5. time worth spent.

ｗｈｏ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｃｏｍｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｍｙ ｌａｉｒ... the voice reverberate inside of my mind, my eyes turning more panicked as I realized who and what the hell I just woke up.

it's the fucking Cthulhu fucker.

Ｉ ｃａｎ ｒｅａｄ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｉｎｄ... ah, yes fuck me, I'm going to die, yada yada yada.

ｗｈａｔ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｏｆｆｅｒｉｎｇ... that's not a request! that's a fucking threat alright!! I should stop talking like a dumbass inside of my mind and actually talked to 𝙞𝙩.

"I don't have one... maybe entertainments? " I'm grasping at straws, what did a giant old and presumably very strong needed? is it bored? is it lack rich? or anything else? but nothing came to mind except for entertainment.

surely the god are bored right?

ｔｈｅｎ ｅｎｔｅｒｔａｉｎ ｍｅ.

"uhh... like right no-"

ｎｏｗ.

"alright. " wow... this is extremely bad, bad the kind of bad that bad is.

now think Hank! how the hell did you get out of this situation! umm what's interesting and cool??? my life? no boring ahh life.

game lore? SIMULATION GAME LORE!!! YES! thank god! I spent over one decade dechipering and painfully, painstakingly progress the game main quest.

"okay... hear me out. "

ｈｍｍｍ...

"women... and dick... " I swear to god this is the only way I could entertain the eldritch being in front of me.

ｏｋａｙ...

"what if... they combine? "

???? ｈｕｈ...

"I already sense some confusion here, so that's good... very good. "

"simulation is a bugged game that came to the era of early capsule, the game itself still remains mysterious to this day but it is still kept up despite how weird it was.

though simulation kept an extremely harsh and unforgiving gameplay, even as far to kill the data or banned the person from playing completely, the core of it are as I said women and dick. "

ｗｅｉｒｄ...

"yes... it's very weird, like I said that's the core 𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚 of simulation, not gameplay.

the gameplay itself are pain, unforgiving, and sometimes cruel, the gameplay revolve around surviving a set amount of event that are randomized to a degree, this event includes zombie infestation, death storm, nuke, piece of shit AI, random teleport, earth being splitted in two, ocean draining, ocean rising, meteor, moon, dimensions merging and many more disaster."

ｇｒｅａｔ ｉｄｅａ...

"the game is also offline, but recently they updated it to become online for some reason, anyway 𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚. "

"earth is controlled by different being of simple name, time, earth, fire, water, darkness, light, sky, and lastly life.

there are several minor god but they doesn't really affect lots of thing in particular, but they do are actually humanoid and can talk, remember the core 𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚? that's right the minor god are that... "

"the major god actually can become 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 but didn't really care... well didn't really have consciousness to care more or less. "

ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄａｂｌｅ.

"and god can have patron, and the patron are actually is... a... breeding machine? something close to that.

that is if you accept to be their patron, but if you don't you'll anger them and it's not fun having a limited access to an element, so almost nobody in the world would probably play this unless-"

ｍａｓｏｃｈｉｓｔ...

"kinda... yeah sure we'll roll with that, let's go back at the game for a second and talk about how many event can be triggered in a single run, in total there are ten before the cycle closes, but if you managed to survive a cycle a new currency called divinity can be gained, you can become a god in this game but competition sucks, especially when you have a million or billion years old competitors that have been doing it far longer than you ever lived. "

ｈｍｍ... why do I sense sympathy??

"anyway, what do you do to a very strong god? "

ｗｅａｋｅｎ ｔｈｅｍ...

"that's right! weaken them, and strengthen the minor god! how? event! by using event like the sea draining, we could make the minor god of that major god stronger and hope that they could win at the end of a cycle and earn more divinity in turn making the minor god in particular favour us. "

"how to defeat time is to trigger the dimension merging event and strengthen time keeper, why do time keeper want to defeat time? mommy issues.

light and darkness is weird, we have to strengthen one of them until light owe us some shit, and do the opposite until darkness owe us shit.

earth is to trigger a very rare event where the world gets covered by snow and ground influence is no more, and strengthen snow which is the umm... minor god of water, you can also do that by triggering event where the sea rising, or the whole world turned into metal.

to weaken fire, you could use the old switcheroo and makes the god of fire dragon stronger and defeat the fire or like usual use water.

to weaken sky in fact is very hard and you have to use an extremely complicated set of order, first triggee the alien event and steal their stuff by using an airborne animal or machine, they after that would go down to earth and destroy any air machine making the sky loses it's inhabitant, then you have to trigger another event where the world splitted in two, then you have to strengthen star and boom! done. "

...

"and lastly the most painfully hard weakening ever, life.

life sucked, it's extremely hard to weaken the thing that gave you life in the first place, I'm fact I was about to finish this whole cadacaber before this whole shit just go awry so... yep... that's it... not the most satisfying conclusion but... that's it. "

ｇｏｏｄ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ...

"can I go back now... "

ｓｕｒｅ... ｂｕｔ Ｉ'ｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｐａｔｒｏｎ...

ah shit...

ｄｏｎ'ｔ ｗｏｒｒｙ... Ｉ'ｍ ｎｏｔ ｃｈａｎｇｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｙｅｔ...

yet?!!!!! come on!! let me have this body bro...

ｎｏ ｃａｎ ｄｏ... ｐｒｅｐａｒｅ.

what is it again a- AHHHHHHHHH

suddenly I was back in the safe zone, the two of them seems to be sleeping while crying... so that's good, nice way to decompress.

[the god of corruption and destruction has blessed you! ]

come on! really?

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from now on chapter are 900-1300 word, I can't keep up having to write 1000 word per chapter so sorry.