1 I hate my ROB
Life, it has a different definition for different people.
To some, life is good.
To some, it means the most important thing in the world.
To some, life is simply torture, and to the remaining people, it's their property.
Now you must be thinking I'm one of the few people who consider life their property, well then you're wrong my imaginery friend.
To me Life is a bitch.
And as a wise man once said, "Life is a Bitch, that's true. But she is and expected bitch and if she is going to bitch slap you anyway, you have a little time to look good on camera."
Hmm ... truly wise words, anyway back to what life means to me.
My life, well you could describe it with one word, Unlucky.
Well, you could describe it with a word and two syllables.
I was always unlucky, but truly, I didn't know life could get this bad.
I was reincarnated.
By a Rob no less, now you would say, "Isn't it the best thing that's ever happened to you? A lot of people dream of being reincarnated by a Rob."
Well, that's true. If I was in a safe world, even Marvel or dc is better than this shit!
That's not even the worst part, the worst part is that the asshole killed me, didn't apologize in any way, told me where i was being "sended" to and have 30 seconds to decide my "only" wish.
Well, considering he even granted that wish is beyond me.
Although he was a dick, I kinda pity him.
Why? because he was soooo stupid.
What kinda idiot grants a wish, which he doesn't know the implications of? Especially since the person he's granting the wish for thinks he's a dick.
Well, never mind the idiot, onto my reincarnation details.
First of all, his reason for reincarnation me made me hate him and be supper gidy because he is in a lot of trouble.
Apparently, he was the reason for my bad luck because the idiot thought I was the guy that trashed him in an online game in my last life, so he wanted to fuck with me in this life.
Anyway, because his "supperiors" noticed him messing with my luck without any justified reasons, they ordered him to reincarnate me when I died of "natural cause."
Which the idiot fuck decided to ignore completely, and so he ignored the order and killed me himself, well not himself he ordered our "beloved" truck-kun to end this Bitch (Life) of mine.
Never mind, let's talk about something else.
Let's talk about my new Bitc' *cough* life.
My new life is going to be awesome, or it's going to be my new hell, there is no way to fully tell.
My new reality, as I'm told, will be in the multivese of rick and morty.
There are three possibilities about what's going to happen to me.
1. I'm fucked, by Rick finding something weird about me and discovering the real 4th wall, which means the omniverse is fucked, so im not alone.
2. I'm going to die early but I'm not that fucked it's just death anyway.
3. Life is going to be great this time with the wish I made.
Okay, on to my wish, well, I didn't have a lot of time to think this through, but in that little time I had I figured I'm going to be reborn as a human right? And rick is purely human, right? So I wished to be the best humanity can offer. If everything goes well, I'm going to be on par with the smartest rick ever, or I'm going to surpass him. Either way, I'm golden.
Well, golden if I'm given enough time to learn a lot of shit and create stuff.
OK, let's talk about where I am right now, as you might have guessed I'm in my mother's womb.
By my estimate, I have between 10 to 30 days left to be born. Why so little time?
'Well, little according to all the fanfics I read,'
It's because unlike in the fanfics we read, i don't have a system or can stay in my soul form, so I had to wait until my brain formed and my memories returned.
So i have going to wait.
Wait to be born.
I just hope I don't be born insane.
Or in an insane situation.
I have to endure.
I can do this.
If i endured downloading a 42 G file and the loading bar got stuck on 98 percent for 3 hours, I can endure this.
Yep.
It's hard knowing this can be my final time having peace like this.
Not that I'm not enjoying the peace here, but I can't wait to get out of here.
The first thing I'm doing when I have control of my motor functions, I'm going to go in my room (assuming I'm not an orphan again) and watch some movies, chill and sleep for 2 straight days.
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