*Communism Intensifies*

{One motivational speech and welcome later cuz like hell I'm writing one}

"Whiskey! That was quite a speech! I sure would feel bad for anyone who knew you had a speech but couldn't hear it!" Vasuki said. Gilhaz totally agreed. It sure would be a shame for someone to not be able to hear her totally awesome speech.

"I am really happy my little empire is growing so quickly"

"Don't you mean, *our* empire?" Rossiya svyashchennaya nasha derzhava. Rossiya lyubimaya nasha strana. Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!

"Ah! Right, sorry Vasuki. Yes, our little empire" (no, this isn't a flag, just let me have my communism joke)

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Somewhere, in the kingdom of Pledia, the king is holding a court, addressing the sudden dragon menace

"Gentlemen, this, is a bucket"

"Dear god..."

"There's more"

"No..."

"What does this 'ave anythin to do with anythin?"

"We get there, when we get there!"

"Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!"

"Silence!"

"..."

"This is a meeting that may very well determine the outcome of our kingdom as a whole. Now, keeping that in mind, I suggest you take this court more seriously. So as we all know, there has been recent draconic activity in a newly established dragon den named 'Helms Deep'. At first, we dismissed it with a single dispatch team. The dragon quickly tore through them like paper, and then proceeded to raze a small city to the ground. Quite recently, the dragon; 'Gilhaz' has gained the 'Draconic Empress' title. As a result, all dragons and draconic descendants within a 200km radius have herded to her den. Kayde, how long will the exterminators take if they mount the fastest griffins?"

"About 3 months my liege"

*sigh* "... so be it"

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As Gilhaz sat in her new royal chambers, (her kobolds insisted on constructing one for her), she gazed upon her new, hand-picked royal guard. 3 Drakes, 4 Wryms, 5 Wyverns, and 1 dragon.

""""""""""""""We swear to protect the empress!"""""""""""""

After their oath, (kobolds insisted on that, too) they were shown to their separate private quarters. (Kobolds again)

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"Guess I'm an empress, huh? Feels quite nice"