431 Man Decides to leave His Wife

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell

you that I'm leaving you

forever. I've been a good man

to you for 7 years & I have

nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have bee

hell. Your boss called to tell me

that you quit your job today &

that was the last straw. Last

week, you came home & didn't

even notice l had a new haircut,

had cooked your favorite meal

& even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, & went

straight to sleep after watching

all of your soaps. You didn't tell

me you love me anymore; you

don't want sex or anything that

connects us as husband &wife.

Either you're cheating on me or

you don't love me anymore;

whatever the case, I'm gone

Your Ex-Husband.

P.S. don't try to find me. Your

SISTER & I are moving away to

West Virginia TOGETHER! Have a

great life!!