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Reverend Ecstasy

“Abbot Xinzi, by decree of the Celestial Grandmaster, hunt down the protagonists, snatch their women and destroy their destiny!” In a world where demons walk among men and mystical beasts run amok, Xinzi, outer disciple of the White Immortal sect, must compete against his peerless senior brother to become the Sword Fairy’s dual cultivation partner. Failure isn’t an option. But when the truth of his mysterious past resurfaces, and his identity clashes with the succeeding protagonists, will our monk hold on to the last embers of his humanity or sink...into utter depravity? Follow Xinzi as he subdues the succeeding protagonists, corrupts their beauties, and bestows green hats on the path to attain Sainthood and establish a Paradise of Faith in Debauchery. (Note: By the author of Profane Prince)

Evil_Dao · Eastern
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371 Chs

The One for Me

"Oh, Heaven, is that you? Am I supposed to kowtow or something? My apologies, no one has actually received the Heavenly Dao before, so I don't know how to handle this." Xinzi joined his hands in a prayer sign, glancing left and right as if seeking the origin of the voice.

'It's Supreme and Unfeeling Grand Dao, but no, you don't have to bow.' Heaven replied in the same deadpan tone.

"Supreme Grand Dao works. Unfeeling Grand Dao works. Why did you have to call it Supreme and Unfeeling Grand Dao?"

'Because it's Supreme and Unfeeling.'

"But doesn't that sound awkward to you?"

'No.'

"Well, it does to me, so I will go with Heavenly Dao. Can we please go with Heavenly Dao? I swear it would make everyone's life easier. After all, it's named after you. Thanks for not making me kowtow by the way, I have bad knees." The exchange ended with Xinzi taking a "matter of fact" tone that mirrored Heaven's deadpan voice.