1 PISS OFF!

I don't know what happened but I am suddenly in a white room sitting at a round table and can't remember anything from before this room with multiple people who I can only assume are in the same predicament.

so as we were quite understandably freaking the fuck out a loud voice rings out effectively silencing us. "alright every one listen up because I'm not going to repeat myself all of you have been randomly selected to be transferred to another world.

now as part of the process we wiped out your memories to not interfere with your lives in this new world. now if you would please select your race and gender and yes we allow you to choose your gender just because we don't want to deal with any of that woke bullshit."

Dam that was direct but I guess if you're a God your not gonna coddle a bunch of mortals.

a screen appears in front of me and I get customizing myself. For my race, I choose dwarf because honestly, that race is busted with natural strength, endurance, long lifespan, amazing facial hair, and natural talent of smithing, mining, and fighting. I mean seriously the only downside is you're a bit short and that's not much of a downside. Next, I choose my gender which of course being male I mean if I'm gonna be the manliest race I'm gonna be a dam macho man equal to randy savage.

once I finished I look around to see the others also have chosen their races I saw elves, humans, beastmen, goblins, orcs with green skin, and even orcs that looked like pigs but I didn't see any other dwarf brothers or sisters. Next to me was an elf looking at me with disdain.

"a dwarf please why don't you pick something with class like me."

"Nah he should pick a strong race like me." said a greenish orc from my other side soon everyone was trying to get me to change my race and telling me why theirs is better.

I don't know if it was me already having a dwarven temper or if I already had short fuse but my rage was building and I blew.

PISS OFF THE LOT OF YOU RACIST SCUM! I AM A PROUD DWARF AND I WILL NOT BE SHAMED. I turned to the orc before swinging my fist back before slamming it where it hurts and when he knelt in agony I preceded to break his nose with another punch. once he was dealt with I turned to pounce on the others but before I reached them we were teleported from the room.

(God pov)

dam that was entertaining don't they know to not mess with a dwarf they hold grudges longer than any other race.

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