1 We're Going to be Millionaires
The name's Henry Hayden, my family is known for their unusual deaths.
If you need examples, I have plenty.
My Uncle Tristan Owens got his new headphones stuck around his neck and was choked to death.
My grandfather Samuel T. Owens (Took my Grandma's maiden name), an avid flat cap fan, run over by a mentally unstable man. The unstable man then hopped out of the car and started screaming things about "Not coming back alive, huh?" while stomping on his corpse.
My father, Gary Hayden (Took my mom's maiden name) was doing time in prison for robbery when he managed to choke on soap in the shower, and died.
Last but not least, my older brother Leo Hayden was walking his dog when an anvil that fell off a cargo plane fell on him.
Then there's me... I was your every day average office worker. I had just finished a work project and was walking up to my boss's desk when I slipped on a condom lying on the ground. It was probably from the not-so-secret 'business meetings' between the office secretary and my boss. Anyways, after I slipped on that I fell back against the window and directly broke it. Falling down sixty-nine floors only to be impaled by a mop which lodged itself directly up my ass. Yeah, you heard me right... unfortunately.
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Now that I've died, I'm pretty bored. No limbs, no vocal cords, no one else around. I'm left to the pitch black darkness and the loneliness of my thoughts.
So I decided, since I'm dead, I might as well think happy thoughts.
What would I do if I could cross worlds...
A good question, indeed.
Start a harem? Nah too much work and complication.
Get a wife? Nah fuck romance I'm living freely.
Oh... let's think of it like this. If I had seven wishes what would I do with them?
Hmm....
Anime World Travel!
Yes! It's the perfect answer! Why not? Anime is awesome!
If I were to go to a new world I'd have my very own adventure!
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After an unknown time of pondering the ten wishes I would ask for, I have finally decided.
1. Inter-Dimensional Travel
2. Can Change Appearance at Will
3. Perfect Control of Saiki Kusuo's Psychic Powers
4. Eternally Age 24
5. Perfect Acting Ability
6. Can Change Voice at Will
7. Can Create Any Items from Nothing
If I were to pick a world... I guess I'd go with Hataraku Maou-sama, to have some fun.
Oh, man. That'd be a riot.
A man can dream... a man can dream.
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As soon as I finished saying the word 'dream', my vision seemed to get even darker. How can my vision get darker when I'm literally inside the void? God only knows.
All of the sudden the darkness switched to a blinding light, before reverting back to darkness.
Yet, this darkness was different.
I HAD LIMBS! I CAN FINALLY MOVE AGAIN.
I seem to be in a very small, dark space. It has just enough room to move my arms and legs a bit.
*Queue evil laugh*
While I was busy laughing like a psycho, I heard something move. What I originally presumed to be a wall, was actually a door leading out to somewhere else.
How did I realize this? Well, someone opened the door and is looking at me like I'm mentally unstable. Er... I honestly can't blame him.
The man who opened the door is a man with messy black hair and pale orange eyes.
If you add the facts that the edge of his mouth is twitching, and he's wearing a white t-shirt and boxers you'd almost think he lived here.
Ahah... wait doesn't this guy look familiar?
???: What are you doing in my closet? And why the hell are you nude... get out of there.
Henry: M...m-mister I don't know what you want with me... but I strictly stay inside the closet. Please leave me alone, I'm a pure boy.
I put on a frightened look.
???: Just get the hell out of my closet.
He grabbed my arm and dragged me out with little struggle.
Henry: Good morning.
???: Good morning my ass, what the hell were you doing in my closet.
I ignore him and take a look around. Talk about a tiny house. It's a one room apartment by the looks of it. Gray and dirty walls with two windows donning green drapes. There's some kitchen appliances against the wall by the door, and a book shelf in another corner. If you add the table, bathroom, and closet. I'm surprised I can even fit in here.
Henry: What a load of crap.
??? #2: You dare insult the Demon Lord's Castle?
Ooh, I was right. I'm actually inside Hataraku Maou-sama. Heheh. If that happened, then I should have my other wishes too.
Let's put my acting wish in to use.
Role? I'll just go with an insanely innocent character for now.
Henry: Excuse me mister, can I live here? You see, my parents kicked me out of the house and I have no where to go.
I try to put on some puppy eyes.
???: That'd be a lot more convincing if it wasn't coming from a twenty-or-so year old man who looks like he's on crack.
Eh? What does my appearance look like?
Henry: Err... got a mirror?
He nodded and handed me a mirror.
I look like L Lawliet from Death Note.
I was stunned. Of all appearances to start out with, it had to be L... that's a true L.
I better drop the innocent act and try to salvage this.
Let's start with a simple greeting... I guess.
Henry: My name's Henry Hayden
???: Sadao Maou
???#2: Shirō Ashiya
Henry: Well, let's make a deal, alright?
Maou: I'm listening.
Ashiya: I will agree with whatever Sire says.
Henry: OK, if I provide breakfast lunch and dinner free of charge can I room here?
Ashiya: Will it be nutritious or crappy food like the food you keep eating, Sire?
Maou: Hey, you're the one cooking jelly and cucumbers.
Ashiya: Sure, but every other meal is hamburgers if not jelly and cucumbers.
Maou: You ca-
Henry: Let me interrupt you. I can provide any food you ask for, free of charge. You can order what you prefer from me.
Maou: Okay, prove it. Make me a MgRonald's burger.
Time to test out wish #7. Now, let's see... how do I activate this?
A MgRonald's burger miraculously appeared on the table, startling the two. Ashiya immediately put his fists up in a fighting posture while Maou just backed up.
Oh, quite easy. All I had to do was picture what I wanted and say "Create" inside my head.
Ashiya: It's magic, back up sire!
Maou: What did you do?
Hmm. How should I explain this...
Eh, I'll just go with the straight and simple answer.
Henry: I'm an Esper. One of my abilities is to create anything I picture inside my head.
Maou: Are you from Ente Isla?
Henry: Nope.
Maou: If you can create anything, then hurry up and make yourself some clothes.
Henry: Nope.
Maou: Co- wait what? Dude you need some clothes if you're going to be in our house.
Henry: It's uncomfortable!
Ashiya: You dare soil the Demon's Castle with your filthy body?
Henry: Ouch. A bit harsh dude, but I can't put clothes on. Imagine being strangled by the world's biggest snake. That is the equivalent to clothes for me.
I nod sagely.
Maou: At least some boxers.
Hmm... I guess I might have to. I mean I really can't blame them for not wanting a naked guy in their house.
Eh, fine.
I create some boxers and slip them on.
Henry: Happy?
Maou: Not particularly, but it's fine.
Ashiya: One last thing, if you want to live here you have to get a job. We will take no freeloaders in the Demon's Castle.
They tolerate Lucifer later on though... bummer.
I don't have any skills though.
Henry: There's a hole in that plan, I have no skills aside from ESP and-
Henry: I just had a brilliant idea.
Henry: Quick, tell me whether or not there are manga by the names of Gintama, Grand Blue, or Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan?
Maou & Ashiya: Nope, never heard of them.
I rub my hands together diabolically
Henry: We're gonna be millionaires.
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End of Chapter 1
(A/N: I own none of the anime mentioned in this fan fiction, all credit goes to their respective owners.)
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