The Academy

Well for the next five years Jordaine trained in the gravity chamber where he trained his physical body and taijutsu and kenjutsu he even created his own taijutsu style it came in two forms Dragon variant and phoenix variant the dragon mostly focuses on fist fighting while the phoenix style focuses on the legs there is also swordsman ship he was able gain sword law like Ajani also his gained the law of Fire and the law of Darkness due his demon spirits and his shadow abilities and he also learned the Hiraishin and that was just his first two years of training the next three years all he did was train his his physical body kept up with what Jeffery and Ajani are doing and watch anime and read manga.

*Jordaine Pov*

So I've decided to return to the village since I was planning to leave the village when Mizuki decided to steal to forbidden scroll are the scroll of sealing whatever you wanna call it and it's just a month before the final exam so yeah. I landed my spaceship turn it into capsule mode in the forest of death and then I used stealth to make my way back to my apartment, when I arrived the place was mess I forgot to mention the clone looks exactly how I looked after my bloodline got purified so I was kind of worried if anyone found it strange.I my saw blood clone sleeping I then woke him by hitting him the head he shot up off the bed and yelled.

C . Naruto:"Wha! who are you and why do you look exactly like -"before he got to finish I just dispelled him and that's when the memories started coming back to Ichiraku ramen, how boring the academy is and failing the final exam so many times and painting on the Hokage faces, how could someone who isn't even genin out run so many chunin like what the hell how weak are the people in this village I know I'm overpowered as fuck but holy shit what is with the security in this village Oh and it seems they didn't get suspicious of my hair turning red and yellow it seems the hokage just thought that Uzumaki bloodline was awakened or some bullshit Meh I dont really care I am going destroy this village though why hell should I care.

Draig:(Partner why don't you just destroy this village with the strength you have now this would be alot faster)

Jordaine:" Because Draig I don't wanna destroy this village out of pure hatred I wanna have my fun with it I want to toy with, this isn't because I'm purely angry more and yes I'm still pissed this is because I wanna have my fun.This is why I retrained my body well Naruto's body anyway cause I wanna have fun destroying this village "

Draig:(I see I was worried hatred would consume you)

Naruto:"My revenge will be sweet deadly and filled with shit ton of SPICEY memes"

Draig:"Hehe Boi"

Naruto:"Well I won't let hatred cloud my judgement unless something happens to you Julie, Serena,Neko(Flaming Shadow Panther) Kurama ,Flamey, (Spirit of fire),Jeffery, Ajani,Audrey and Veronica then I will erase this entire universe"

Julie:[Awww thank you host]

Neko/Serena:(Thank you so much master!!!) They both cried while tears filled my soul realm

Kurama:"Whatever brat" Kurama said with smile on face

Naruto :"Oi Neko Serena your getting my soul realm wet"

Kurama:"That's what she said"

Jordaine:"I should not have introduced you guys to the Internet and memes"

*Normal pov*

At this moment Jordaine could be seen moon walking the way to the academy right now he's dressed like cross sans and his fedora down to his face like Micheal Jackson the villagers who were giving him weird stares just went with their daily business ignoring the weirdo.As he entered his class room the only

person he saw was Shikamaru who was currently sleeping. Putting his fedora into his inventory he walked up to the lazy shinobi.

Naruto:"Wassup Mah Bruddha!!!"

Shikamaru:"What the hell Naruto !?"

Naruto:"Yo why so early?"

Shikamaru:"That what I should be asking you,your never this early"

Naruto:"I just felt like getting up early today so what about you still haven't explain why your early?"

Shikamaru:"My Mom she kicked out of the house ,she can be such a drag sometimes"

Naruto:"Welp good for you man I'm gonna take a seat"

Shikamaru:"Wait a minute what's with the new clothes"

Naruto:"Oh these I thought I'd finally wear something different other orange all the time"

As Shikamaru went to lay down Boom Sasuke came in with Useless-I mean Sakura and Ino along with his other fan girls arguing over who will be his girlfriend are who gets to sit beside him while they're arguing our beloved mc took this chance and sat beside Sasuke, all the girls then paused and looked with me.

Sakura:"Naruto you better get up your bothering Sasuke"

Naruto:"Oh really why should I get up just because you tell me too" I said with a friendly smile

Sakura:"Naruto if you don't I'll pound ya"

Naruto:"Ya know for a girl you don't really act like one no wonder Sasuke always finds you annoying " The pink haired hearing listened to Naruto's wonders got enraged and tried to punch him while shouting "CHA! all Naruto did was shift his head to the side and gave her biggest bitch slap she's ever had everyone seeing this was shocked they didn't think they're goof ball knucklehead would do something like this.

Sakura:"Y-you" Slap! I gave her another on her other cheek

Naruto:"Know your place bitch you fucking fan girls are all just a bunch of fucking simps"

Choji:"Whoa!" Choji who just arrived to see me completely bitch slap Sakura was shocked

Rest of the class came in wondering what's going on everyone just went to their seats Naruto turned to Sasuke and said "How's your morning treating you emo"

Sasuke:"Whaddya want dobe " Naruto then slung his arm over Sasuke and said "It's okay Sausy we're gonna be the best of friends soon enough very very soon"

Sasuke" Okay that's it your creeping me out dobe" he then removes his hand from around his shoulder this was when Iruka came in and shouted" Okay everyone settle down we'll doing a role call"

And was Jordaine or Naruto's whatever hell the you wanna call him man his first actual day at the academy he then went to pull more pranks there was also an incident when all the shops that would kick him out or over price the goods suddenly caught fire no one knew why they would call phantom arsonist this was definitely not our beloved protagonist.