3 3 How to Reincarnate Yourself, Just Do It

A treasure like the sila... I can't manifest powers since they would just disappear after I reincarnate. So what I need is ideally an object, that I can bring with me.

My weeb brain was thinking about what to create.

Devil Fruits? There are good abilities. But they have a weakness to drowning... And I don't want that. I would still like to have the ability to swim thank you.

Dragon balls? Probably requires too much authority to even make a scrap of it.

Zanpakuto? I might only create the sword without the soul, so I'll try it once.

Oh, wait... That's right. Murasame from Akame Ga Kill. It's a sword that isn't too complex and just uses poison to kill.

And next is a gift, like the ones from Mondaiji Tachi. They're objects, right? In the form of cards.

Code: Unknown, should be good since it's a gift in the form of a bunch of nanomachines that probably can physically empower me. Since it's a nanomachine it would be beneficial to my body as it would perpetually work itself to create energy so I'll always be in top shape, even without doing anything.

I tried manifesting Code: Unknown... Several golden lights gathered around me, which shined dimly.

"..." Shakyamuni just stared at it, before he assisted me for a bit.

"Let me give you a push on creating it. You would need a lot of energy to reincarnate. Remember that, you should preserve your energy in case of an emergency."

"Uh-huh."

A few hours later. I finally managed to create it somehow. With Shakyamuni who looked troubled for a bit before returning to his stoic expression.

Now next is the Murasame. The creation process is faster than the 'Code: Unknown' since it's just a katana with a poison curse.

"Is that all you'll bring to your next life?" He asked.

"Yes," I replied, and I then entered the mirror.

"Amitabha. May you live and find contentment in your next life." Shakyamuni said after I had entered the mirror gate.

...

<Third pov>

"Hope our investment of the Maitreya, would benefit us in the future. Right? Dipamkara?" Shakyamuni looked at the eye-shaped cloud.

"You temporarily gave him a part of your power Shakyamuni and gave him the previous Maitreya's weapon. Aren't you rushing too much?" The cloud shifted its appearance into that of a Buddha statue.

"We don't have much time anyway. It wouldn't be long before they attack our worlds. So having an ally that could help us as soon as possible would much be appreciated." He said as another figure appeared beside Dipamkara.

"It seems like I missed it by a few seconds, fufufu." A gargantuan-sized woman who has nine flames resembling tails.

"Golden Fox..." Shakyamuni frowned at her presence. Dipamkura showed the same sentiment as him.

"What are you doing here fox?" Dipamkura's loud booming voice quaked several nearby mountains.

"Oh~ I'm just curious who's the next Maitreya~." The woman simply gave a playful glare to the two.

"To pick an ordinary man as the candidate of the Maitreya... You two must've given up huh?" She giggled while licking her lips. "I bet he would be delicacy~. Just like the previous one. Shame he betrayed you, only to be feasted by us."

"Away traitor, Daji!" The Dipamkura shouted as he tried to drive the fox away.

"Om Mani Padme Hum."

"Jeweled Lotus." Dipamkura chanted as several crystal lotuses appeared above the giant woman, who just smiled and disappeared into the void.

"You didn't go that far for a mere clone, Dipamkura." Shakyamuni said as several figures appeared.

"Did the fox come, Buddhas?" A person in dark armor said.

"They're getting aggressive don't they?" The white-haired man with several rings in his arms stated.

"They sure are." A muscular bearded man in pure white clothes spoke.

"You're back Joshua. Where have you been?" Shakyamuni asked.

"Me? hahaaha- I recently just reincarnated a kid to a sub-world." Joshua replied.

...

<Mc pov>

-New World-

Now Shakyamuni said that, since I couldn't bear any karma. I have no choice but to create my reincarnation cycle.

*sigh*

I wonder what world he led me to.

It's more likely that he sent me to an anime or movie world since he said animated entertainment. Where there exist Gods and real Mythology...

Maybe he sent me to the God of War game?

I prepared to create my cycle, as I start with a little bit of bad karma and an immense amount of good karma to "slightly" balance it.

I have hoped that I would be reincarnated to a rich family, where I could just laze around...

Shakyamuni stated that I can do whatever I want as long it's just natural for me.

So that meant that I didn't need to follow Buddhist practices and keep my Buddha title. Since it sounds cool.

After a few hours of tinkering with my karma, I have finally finished it. A white flash of light blinded me.

...

*Rain* *rain* *rain*

A heavy rain... And I'm in a basket... Great start...

Hope that the rain won't cause a flood and drown me.

Should I cry?

I don't see any people nearby. Maybe creating a noise would attract some people.

*waa-?*

Before I could fully cry out, I saw an old man showered in the rain. Who looked like came out after killing people as there were still bloodstains on his clothes.

"A baby?" The old man had a sad expression, as he picked me up from the basket.

'I guess I'm somewhere in Germany.'

"Come here, boy." The man carried me while finding if there was something else left behind in the basket, and found a note and a golden necklace.

"So you're Otto. Eh?" The old man smiled slightly.

"Well... It seems like I found myself a successor." He said. "Abnormally sharp eyes, and an aura that's hard to find." He laughed a little.

"Let's go home first shall we?" He said in a soft tone.

After a few hours later got showered by rain. We finally arrived at his mansion.

YES! A MANSION!

"Hooh-." He smiled while walking in the large hallway, leaving muddy footprints.

"Lord Bismarck?" An old lady who was wearing a maid's uniform showed up.

"Hi, sorry I arrived late." Bismarck gave her a silly face.

"You!!! You should've called in the doorway! Look at the mess you're doing!" Theresa scolded him, by pulling his ear.

"Ow Ow Ow. Okay okay, I'll do that next time." He touched his stinging ear. As Theresa looked at me.

"Who's child is it?" Theresa glared at Bismarck.

"Wait wait wait, don't misunderstand ma'am. The child isn't mine okay?" He said as he was getting hit once again.

"That still doesn't sound good."

"Let me explain geez." Bismarck scoffed. "I found the kid abandoned in the rainy street." He scratched the back of his head, explaining how he came across me.

"Tsk. Give me the child." The old woman snatched me from his hand.

"You better explain it later. But for now... I'll take care of this child..." She sighed as she shooed away Bismarck to the bath.

"Good grief... Couldn't he at least dry the soaked child? He could've gotten sick." Theresa looked at me with worry. As we head to the bathroom.

Wow, it's so spacious. I looked at the pool size spring where hot steam came out.

"Ladies, wash the Child clean," Theresa ordered, as several maids obeyed.

It seems like she's the head maid or something.

"And also... Do something shameful to the Child, then expect to pack your things by today." Theresa glared at the maids.

"YES MA'AM!" They shouted in unison. As Theresa handed me to them.

"Good grief... I'm too old for this..." Theresa muttered as she exited the large bathroom.

*Sigh* *sigh* *sigh*

I could hear several sighs from the maids.

"Uwww, Madam Theresa is still scary as ever." One of the maids said.

"Shush. Madam Theresa seemed strict today." The one who carried me spoke in a whispered tone.

"Right? Is this child her grandchild?"

"Maybe. Just judging her tone earlier, she clearly warned us."

"Well, grandchild or not. The baby boy is a cutie." She poked me, which annoyed me a little bit.

"Oi!" 2 maids slapped the maid who poked me.

"What's that for?" She pouted.

"Everyone here knows that you're the child predator here." One of the maids glared.

"Yeah, Madam Theresa probably warned you indirectly."

"Oh come on! It's just a newborn baby! I won't hit someone that young." The maid explained herself as more glare set on her.

"Yeah right." Several maids scoffed, as they proceeded to wash me.

"Oi don't touch there!"

"Hey, that was just an accident!"

"Would you all shut up? The head maid might scold us again." A maid said in a low tone.

*Loud Knock*

"COULDN'T YOU ALL WASH THE KID QUIETLY!?" A roar knocked on the door, making the maids silent immediately.

...

"Head Maid, we're done." As the maid handed me to Theresa.

"Good..." She inspected me. "Hmmm. You didn't do something weird to the boy did you?" She looked at the maid.

"N-N-noo, Madam." She shakes her head.

"Is she lying?" Theresa asked me. To which I nodded once.

They molested me!!! Wash or not it's still sexual harassment!

"You all should look forward to punishment." Theresa's eyes darkened as she led me to my bedroom.

"Have a good rest child." She placed a blanket on me, as she left to punish the maids.

*sigh*

"Code: unknown" I muttered as a card Blue card, hovered above me before entering my body.

My body jolted for a second as I could somewhat feel something flowing inside my body after absorbing it.

...

-Chapter End-

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