15 Chapter 15

The two of them sighed in contentment as the two stayed connected...by physical and mental means-

'Man I always wanted to know how it feels like to fall asleep with a dick inside me~'

Alexa coo'ed in their connection, rubbing her face onto his.

'I have a small feeling that if we did that...or managed to find someone to do that with we'd experience a bountiful amount of problems-' He said sadly popping her bubble. She frowned and head-butted him on the chin

"OWW-" "Just because we're the same person, doesn't mean you can crush our dreams!"

"Oh c'mon! That's going to be my whole schtick in this world- I'm going to be the pessimistic brother who worries about everything and you'd be the ditzy happy-go-lucky sister!" He cried out as he rubbed his chin... although it didn't really hurt but it was for pretend and comedic effect

She rolled her eyes "Psssh- just because we're in a magical setting doesn't mean we can act like one dimensional character- This is real life!" "or is it~"

The two of them looked at a wall with blank faces...before they cackled together "There's a high possibility we're being watched or some sort of entertainment" "Most definitely brother, I mean-" she gestured at the two of them with her hand

"This is totally an impossibility...and yet we still exist! In an Isekai world with our own golden finger- anything could exist just like Murphy's Law!" He nodded in agreement as he hummed "Everything that can go wrong will go wrong, such a popular rule of reality~"

"Good thing we're so fucking crazy and knowledgeable about all the cliches and possible plots...gosh we're acting like characters from Velma" Alexa giggled before she shortly placed a hand on his head and played with his snow white locks

"Duh, we're soooooo annoying I bet any god or random omniversal being who watches us...or reads us is very weirded out" "Eh who cares, if we're just pawns on a chessboard of entertainment

She rolled her eyes "Psssh- just because we're in a magical setting doesn't mean we can act like one-dimensional characters- This is real life!" "or is it~"

The two of them looked at a wall with blank faces...before they cackled together "There's a high possibility we're being watched or some sort of entertainment" "Most definitely brother, I mean-" she gestured at the two of them with her hand

"This is totally an impossibility...and yet we still exist! In an Isekai world with our own golden finger- anything could exist just like Murphy's Law!" He nodded in agreement as he hummed "Everything that can go wrong will go wrong, such a popular rule of reality~"

"Good thing we're so fucking crazy and knowledgeable about all the cliches and possible plots...gosh we're acting like characters from Velma" Alexa giggled before she shortly placed a hand on his head and played with his snow-white locks

"Duh, we're sooooo annoying I bet any god or random omniversal being who watches us...or reads us are very weirded out" "Eh who cares if we're just pawns on a chessboard of entertainment"

The two of them shrugged in agreement "Let's just enjoy our new life, and have as much fun as possible!!!" " Speaking of fun, let's see what our new skills are like- some of them seem like fun" Alex suggested as the two of them looked at their individual screens

At first they took a look at their first skill that they were currently using

Ath first they took a look at the most iconic skill that every single system or LIT-RPG novel has

The Inventory

-User has ability to store inanimate object. Infinite, nonliving in an instant

The two of them looked at the panel with with an expression that said 'What the fuck is that-'

"Are you seeing this brother..." "Yes sister" "Did we get a defective system." "I think so"

Alexa from sheer annoyence swiped at the panel like a cat- smacking it away as it flew straight to the wall and dissapeared in pixel like fragments

"Goddammit! Fuck this shit...let's just take a look at our skills in the morning" She groaned as he turned to face Alex and laid down on his chest with a smirk forming in her face

Slowly she start to move her hips "For now let's just have a bit more fu- Ack!-" "Back down you heathen"

Alexa held he top of her head as she fake pouted "Huuuhuuu~ Why did you hit me! That's only hot when you spank my ass not my head!"

If you couldn't tell Alex basically karate chopped her head "We may still have our parts connected but that doesn't mean we can do it again...maybe later- but we have to take a look at our skills... Despite it seemingly being glitched" Alex said being the killjoy/responsible 'sibling' of the two

"Fineeeee...lets get this over with-" Alexa groaned as she pulled up another panel, this time it was-

SHARE

Have.Same.Thing.Both

The deadpanned look that they both have the panel, this time Alex was the one who gave the finishing blow to the Hologram.

"What the fucks up with this scuffed ass system! Why do even have this if it's just this!"

Alex said with anger as Alexa was cackling at his reaction, causing him to slowly laugh as well "Fucking hell! This is by far the worst type of system- it's not even half-baked! It's still batter at this point-"

"What does that even mean! That is so unspecified-" Alexa added with exasperation

"Let's check out the one other skill we have, let's hope it actually explains shit-" Alex said as he pulled up the description of the skill

SWAP

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The two of them threw a punch at the panel.