"Sudden" Cliché Power Up
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[flashback to post surgery]
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Richard: *heavy panting*
Richard: "Gah, holy shit"
Richard clutches his stub of a right arm and instantly recoils from the pain of touching his severe flesh wound and notices some blood trickle through the layers of bandages applied to his stub
Richard: "Damn, I need something to stop this now"
[User request received]
[Dampening nerve stimuli in upper right arm]
Richard instantly feels the stabbing pain in his upper arm subside and go numb, giving him some time to think with a clear mind
Richard does a large exhale from his mouth and a wave of calm rushes over him making it seem that just seconds ago he was not in severe pain
Richard: "wow, you could do that, THE WHOLE TIME!?!"
[Yes]
Richard: "then why didn't you use it when-, eh no use arguing to a damn AI"
Richard look at his upper arm again with a sad look in his eyes and then suddenly remembers what happened literal moments ago
Richard: "Wait, didn't I get a new arm to use?"
Richard: "system equip that new arm thing"
[User Request Received]
[Equipping [Hyakkimaru arm B]]
A blue light erupts from the area that the object is being placed and temporary blinds anyone looking in the direction of it before almost immediately fading into nothing and a new arm attached onto Richard
Richard: "its nice to have this thing back, since its my dominant hand and all"
Richard moves his arm around to test the capability of the arm and it it would move according to what he originally had
Richard: "seems to just be like a normal arm, in the bio of it I think it mentioned it relying on stats to augment how it acts, so I think it may be a growth type item"
Richard: "speaking of growth, I need to start training for my revenge against that little blonde shit"
Richard: "Hey system?, I kind of regret not asking you to calm the pain in my arm a while ago when I was running, so is there any feature I need to know about right now?
[User Question Received]
[The most fitting feature would be the Quest feature, for your future revenge plan due to the skills, troll points and skill points that can be obtained]
Richard: "Oh, this seems petty interesting"
Richard: "tell me more about it"
[User can get "Missions" based on the users desires and if the user has activates the feature in the first place]
Richard: "Nice, this is exactly what I needed"
Richard: "Activate this thing now"
[Are you sure you want to turn on the quest feature you cant turn it off]
Richard: "ye ye sure, just damn activate it already"
[Activating Quest Feature]
[2%]
[59%]
[99%]
[Done!]
[User Will occasionally receive Quests]
Richard: "about damn time"
Richard: "now give me a damn quest already"
[asshole]
Richard: "what was that? (◣_◢)"
[User is experiencing auditory hallucinations]
[User request received, Distributing quest]
[2%]
[59%]
[99%]
[Done!]
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Quest - bald hero training
Run: [0/10km]
Push-ups: [0/100]
Sit-ups: [0/100]
Squats: [0/100]
Resets: [Daily]
Duration: [365 days]
Info: [User will not have access to most features of the troll system during the duration of the current quest, troll points will accumulate but user will not have access to status to view the accumulates stat points, in summery the user will only be able to see the quest window]
Reward: [Accumulated troll points will get tripled, skill [intermediate cursed energy manipulation C], [Limitless A++] (note: will have to train ALOT for limitless to reach full potential, not super op for a long while)
Failure: [Testicular Torsion]
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Richard fully reads through the block of writing in front of him and gets into deep thought, processing all the information that has been given to him
Richard: "hmm, this is a bit tempting but it will take a very long time"
Richard ultimately decides against it since a year is far too long a time for a regular human to survive, at least from his experience so far anyway
Richard: "wait... where is the decline button?"
[User has no choice in accepting or declining, that's why its a feature you need to content to]
Richard: "..."
Richard: "you have to be fucking with me?"
Richard: "this isn't because I was impatient and wanted to speed thing up right???"
[...]
[See you in a year]
Richard: "YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!"
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end of flash back
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*yawn*
Richard stretches his arms as he wakes up in the quaint room at Eientei. The memories of the quest system and the year-long training flood his mind.
Richard: "now that I think about it, ain't it close to a year by now"
Richard: "System open quest panel... since that's all your good at now"
[Quest - [bald hero training C] {Completed}]
[Claim Rewards?]
[Yes] [No]
Richard: "Holy shit..."
Richard looks at the cleared quest panel with awe and pure childlike joy, his eyes sparking like they never have in his entire life
Richard: "Yessss YESSSSS, FUCKING FINNALLLY"
Richard: "I've been pranking everybody I know to hell and trained every damn day for this"
Richard: "Yes I want to damn claim it"
[Claiming Rewards...]
[Calculating Clear Rewards...]
[268,000 troll points, [intermediate cursed energy manipulation C], [Limitless A++]]
{A/N: 268,000 troll points seems like a lot but since it x3 for a year it should just be 244 troll points manually gained daily, for reference stealing from Reimu once was 200}
Richard: "O_o"
Richard try's to speak(which is kind of weird speaking to himself in the first place) but no words can come out of his shaking mouth sue to the immense surprise and excitement erupting from him
*gasp*
Richard: "get a hold of yourself damn it!"
Richard slaps himself in the face, breaths in and out slowly exhaling and calms himself down
Richard: "Claim it all"
[Transferring Rewards to User]
Richard braces himself for whatever is needed for him to endure so that he can gain the clear rewards
Richard: "..."
Richard: "That's it?, no pain to construct cursed energy pathways or whatever they use?"
knowledge on how to use cursed energy is suddenly imprinted onto his brain and causes a momentary dizziness. The influx of information is overwhelming, and Richard struggles to process the newfound knowledge. As the mental haze clears, he finds himself with a heightened understanding of cursed energy manipulation.
Richard: "Well, that was surprisingly painless."
He then contemplates the next reward, the elusive skill - [Limitless A++].
Richard: "Now, what's the catch with this one?"
A book on how to use the limitless ability suddenly falls onto his face causing Richard to startle and pick it up from his lap.
Richard: "Well, I guess that's one way to deliver a manual."
He flips through the pages, absorbing the information on [Limitless A++]. The book outlines the basics of the skill, its potential, and the steps Richard needs to take to unlock its full capabilities.
Richard: "So, it's a work-in-progress kind of deal. I'll need to put some effort into this."
As he reads, Richard becomes aware of the responsibility that comes with possessing such a skill. Limitless, while enticing, requires dedication and training to reach its peak.
Richard: "Alright, I've got my work cut out for me."
Richard: "but I have not seen my status and I have some troll points to convert"
Richard: "System open status"
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[Status]
strength: [43 (above average human level)]
Vitality: [42 (above average human level)]
Agility: [43 (above average human level)]
Mana: [0 (normal person level)]
intelligence: [30.5 (average joe level)]
charisma: [76 (daddy Toji-, I MEAN TOJI LEVEL ⊙﹏⊙)]
(an average adult has 30 in each stat)
(an average yokai has 120 in each combat based stat)
Skill Points: [0]
Troll Points: [268,350]
[skills]
[Limitless A++]
[cursed energy manipulation C]
[Advanced Cleaning C+]
[Endurance E+]
[Smouldering intensity F]
[Equipment]
[Hyakkimaru's arm B+]
[Clean Shirt F+]
[Clean Joggers F+] {a/n: "pants" for the Americans out there (◕ᴥ◕) }
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Richard: "nice, it been a while since I could see my stats"
Richard: "anyway use my troll points and put 300 stat points into each combat stat"
Richard: "and since I know that you can dampen my nerves, don't make it painful alright?"
[Converting 12k troll points into 1,200 stat points]
[applying stat change]
[Stat Change Applied]
Richard feels a subtle surge of power as the stat points are distributed into his combat stats. The process is painless, thanks to the system's ability to dampen nerve stimuli.
Richard: "That's better. Now, let's see the results."
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[Stats]
strength: [343 (Powerful yokai Level)]
Vitality: [342 (Powerful yokai Level)]
Agility: [343 (Powerful yokai Level)]
Mana: [300 (Marisa Kirisame Level)]
intelligence: [30.5 (average joe level)]
charisma: [76 (daddy Toji-, I MEAN TOJI LEVEL ⊙﹏⊙)]
Skill Points: [0]
Troll Points: [256,350]
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Richard: "Now we're talking. Feels good to be above average in something other than charisma."
With the stat boost, Richard senses a newfound physical prowess. The enhanced combat stats promise improved performance in any challenges that may come his way.
Richard: "Alright, System, let's convert the remaining troll points into something usefu-"
[System Error]
[Improbable Impossibility has been detected]
[Warning: do not enter User [Reimu Hakurei]'s field of vision]
Richard: "Huh what..."
Richard: "what the hell?, why??"
[User has been detected to go from and impossible stat [-8 charisma] to [76 charisma]]
Richard: "and this matters why?"
[charisma is based of on percentages a skill points added at 200 charisma is different than the one at 1, the skill point added to one will double the charisma of that person, so naturally if someone liked a person at 1 charisma then they went to 2, there affection would grow to double]
Richard: "so. what do I care, who would care about someone at -8,"
[Due to some disturbance in the space time continuum [Reimu Hakurei]'s affection of you was at 30]
Richard: "disturbance in the space time continuum??, god I was not that ugly for that to be the only explanation from someone liking me?
[You were fucking hideous]
Richard: "..."
[And since that its percentage based and there is an infinity between what a 0 charisma and a 1 would be, not even I'm sure what would happen to an affection of 30 if it expericed a person going from -8 to 76 charisma]
Richard: "..."
Richard: "alright got it, stay the hell away from Reimu, it would be uncanny to see a yandere version anyway"
Richard sits back onto his bed and starts to contemplate about all the things that have happened in this short of a time frame
Richard: "Apart from maybe that Reimu news suddenly turning fake, I don't think this day can reasonably get any better than it already has"
[user received donation from {DiceXd} + message]
[Open Donation?]
[yes] [no]
Richard: "Huh, that convenient"
Richard: "maybe I am the main character hehe"
Richard: "yes open i--"
Richard: "WAIT"
Richard: "I remember what happened last time"
Richard: "System is there anyway that I can check to see if this donation is negative?"
[Yes]
Richard: "how?"
[Just by asking me]
Richard: "o_o"
Richard: "so the whole time you coul- eh never mind, is the donation bad or good?
[Donation is 100% Positive]
Richard: "open it"
[opening donation]
[...]
[done!]
[User received [50 troll points] + [Dice C]]
Richard: "hmm, from all the power that I've gained, maybe i can be like those rich guys and just through expensive stuff like this away"
[[user recived 1 [message] from {DiceXd} ]]
[{I am a generous god} + gif]
Richard: "O_O"
Richard: "shit did they predict that I would say that?!?!"
Richard: "ahh, Mr god if your listening then I'm sorry I will accept it humbly"
Richard goes into a bowing position facing a nearby wall, and to an outside point of view. Looks extremely stupid
Richard: 'Do gods still use impact font for there memes in this current year?'
Richard: "ahh anyway, system what does that dice do"
[The Item [Dice C] can be used by rolling it and the user can gain stat point based on the side it lands on. Example side 1: [1statpoint], side 6: [6statpoint]'s]
Richard: "hmm, Simple enough"
Richard: "system take it out of my inventory"
[Removing [Dice C] from Inventory]
The small, enchanted dice materializes in Richard's hand, ready for him to use. Intrigued by the possibilities, he decides to give it a roll.
Richard: "Let's see what Lady Luck has in store for me."
[Rolling the Dice...]
The dice spins in the air before landing on the floor, revealing the result.
[Side 3: [3 stat points] gained]
Richard: "Not bad, not bad at all."
He adds the gained stat points to his intelligence, feeling a subtle boost in mental acuity.
[User received a notification]
Richard: "Huh what is it?"
[System Update Available]
[Update Now?]
[yes] [no]
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{A/n here, or should it be Blender? I don't know 🤷, but anyway this chapter is quite a long one i dont have to many ideas but I think i know where the story is going to lead}
{Also your prayers were answered instead of a 1800 words chapter I did a 2300 word chapter o(≧ں≦)o}
{also remember to use you power stones blah blah blah(thx kind_chara)}
{Put your donations to Richard in the comments here} <-< p>
{Sorry DiceXd that your donation was when Richard was getting sorta bullshit op ( '́⌣'̀)/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)}
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{send me more comments and gifs since it boots my ego and god complex}