The Primordial Encounter

The relentless battle between Nekrolina and Okayu raged on, their clashing wills echoing through the underground city. Neither elite yielded, their power a testament to their titles, and it seemed as if nothing could halt their ferocious duel.

In the midst of this chaos, Inugami Korone entered, her eyes alight with mischief. She settled comfortably, popcorn in hand, as if attending the premiere of a blockbuster film. Astro, bewildered by her nonchalance, demanded, "What the hell are you doing?"

Korone replied with a grin, "What, can't I at least enjoy it a little? It's like a live-action movie."

But the spectacle was interrupted by a sudden explosion, and a massive gate tore open the fabric of reality. From its dark maw, tentacles writhed, and a pink cat floated out, her presence otherworldly. The crowd fell silent, their eyes fixed on the newcomer.

"You have to be kidding," Okayu muttered, disbelief etched into her features. "The cult did it…"

Nekrolina's voice was a mix of awe and fear, "It can't be…"

Fillian's curse was short and sharp, "Frick. Nyatasha Kotova Nyanners III, also known as the primordial being Nyarlathotep."

Astro stared at the entity, his mind racing. "You have to be kidding. Does she even have any weaknesses?"

Fuwawa's response was matter-of-fact, "Don't be dumb. It's a primordial being. It probably has no weakness."

Astro turned back, determination in his eyes. "Shit… this is some real trouble."

Nyanners' voice boomed, demanding reverence, "Nobody is bowing for ME!!!" The power behind the word 'me' shook the very foundations of the underground.

Astro felt a surge within him, an epiphany. "I get it now," he whispered to himself. Aloud, he declared, "I will take her on."

Tricky was incredulous, "You must be crazy."

Fuwamoco echoed the sentiment, "You wanna DIE."

Fillian, however, saw something in Astro's stance, "Go ahead."

Tricky was confused, "Huh, Fillian?"

Fillian explained, "If he says that, it must mean he has a trick up his sleeve."

Astro approached Nyanners, ascending stairs that materialized out of thin air. Nyanners watched him, intrigued. "Hooo… Instead of running away, you're coming right at me?"

Astro replied confidently, "I can't beat you without getting closer."

Nyanners taunted him, "Hoo hoo, come as close as you need."

Then, a shiver of fear ran through Nyanners. "It can't be. His aura… it's on par with one of the outer gods."

In a flash, Nyanners charged at light speed towards Astro, and an explosion rocked the underground. Everyone rushed towards the site, only to find Astro, calmly petting Nyanners.

Okayu sighed, "Of course. No matter how primordial, she is still a cat."

Nyanners looked up at Astro, a newfound respect in her eyes. "If you need anything, just tell me, boss."

Astro nodded, "Alright. Hey, Nyanners, you can do what you want. I'm sure now you're summoned again after being sealed, you want to see your old friends."

Nyanners agreed, "Yeah, of course. Then how about this: you can do what you want, but when I summon you with my blood, you come and help me."

"Sure thing, boss," Nyanners replied before teleporting away, the gate closing behind her.

Suddenly, Ame came running in, excitement in her voice, "Did you all see that? I knew it would work!"

Korone, exasperated, gave Ame a scolding, "You idiot," while chopping on her head.

Tricky was still trying to process the events, "What in the world just happened? Did Astro just make friends with a primordial?"

Fillian mused, "Interesting, interesting."

Okayu coughed, interrupting the chatter, "Uhhh… Cough we should have the elites meeting right away."

Astro, oblivious to the gravity of the situation, asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Everyone responded in unison, "Yes, you idiot."