2 Meeting God

I wake up in a different dimension similar to the kamui dimension of one of my favorite animes, 'Naruto' yet the colors were different, the buildings were white and the sky was red.

I hear footsteps coming towards me, I start to freak out because the last thing I remember was that I was having sex with that gross pig. Suddenly I hear a loud noise of someone falling 'what is happening?' I start asking myself. I then hear laughter coming from the figure "HAHAHAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT! THE WAY YOU DIED WAS HILARIOUS" I didnt know how to react, to be honest I didnt even feel my own body.

"CRUSHED BALLS, BROKEN PEN*S, FRACTURED RIBS AND HIP, CAUSE OF DEATH IS SHOCK!" the figure continues shouting and laughing simultaneously "calm down there, you are yelling too much" I try to call him down for I was not understanding the situation and needed an explanation from him. "Ok, I will calm down" he announces as he snaps his fingers and a chair appears. "Congratulations kid, you made me laugh for the first time in my existence" he says as he settles on the chair, "the way you died was so funny I couldnt control myself"

I try to do a confused face but realised that I had no face, I tried touching the place where my face should be, yet I my hands pass through it"Can you explain please? I am not understanding" I tell him.

"So basically you died the funniest way I could possibly imagine" I start to think of the possibilities of how I died, as I remember what he had said. "Did I die of shock?" I ask him, hoping that the answer is no, "you did" he replies with a straight face, "but dont freak out, I will give you three wishes" as I hear him saying that, I start to get very excited and question him, "what world will I reincarnate in?" he immediatly replies, "you wont reincarnate, only if you waste a wish on it"

I get mad at him and start to raise my voice subconciously. "What if I dont chose to reincarnate?" he looks at me and thinks for a moment, "you will stay in the after-life with the power you gained from your wishes" it made sense what he was saying so I tell him, "can you wait a bit, let me think of my wishes"

*Timeskip unknown time*

I had finally come up with my three wishes, he had rejected my previous wishes by saying they were too overpowered and it wouldnt be fun to watch. We had made a promise that I should entertain him during my stay in the One Piece world (the only one he hadnt rejected at that time was my decision to reincarnate in the One Piece world as a Fish-Man) "I have come up with my two other wishes!" I raise my voice to wake him up.

"Took you long enough" he replies with a monotone and bored voice, "My second wish is that I will be able to master everything a lot faster than normal" I give him some time to anotate in his notebook,. It takes some time so the reincarnation can occur, he could have forgotten the wishes by then "acceptable" he answers, "but it wont be as overpowered as you think, you will still have to learn the right way of training" I try to nod, but again I have no body.

"For my last wish is that I want to predict bad events, so that I would be able to prepare for them and train to overcomet them" he again adds something to his notebook and answers me saying, "ok it is understandable, but it wont predict every bad event that occurs" "It wont be perfect because if you feel good emotions towards the person that makes the bad event happen this power will be negated."

I comprehend what he said so I move on to the Soul's Waiting Room, a place were souls stay there waiting to go to the after-life or to be reincarnated. I sit down near two souls, they look depressed as they knew were they were going, I try to ask them why they are sad, but I stop myself for I already knew the answer. It was sad what would happen to these poor souls, they were going to Jigoku (hell in japanese mythology)

I wait for someone to call me for my reincarnation, yet nobody did a soul next to me asks me, "Why didnt you go yet? are you too afraid of your destiny?" the soul questions mockingly, I reply to him the following, "no, im just waiting for someone to call me for my reincarnation" he looks at me and says. "The reincarnation room is in the other side you dumbass"

Huriedly I leave to the side he pointed at and see the God I met waiting for me with an angry expression. "How the f*ck did you get lost?!" I see his anger and reply without waiting, "I just didnt know where to go" he facepalms himself and quickly states, "just go in, we were waiting for you" he waves goodbye as I enter the reincarnation room