1 MC's Average Life Before Death

"You Know Im An Pretty Average Guy Nothings Special About Me Nope None At All.I Dont Have A Stup*d Hero Complex Nor Do I Have Rapey Tendancies.I Also Dont Have Some Edgey Bullsh*t Childhood Like An Orphan Or Some Sh*t..., I Do Appreciate My Family Tho.But You Know What I Love My Life Sure That My Life May Not Be The Most Eventful Life That I Can Get..., But I Also Dont Want A Too Trublesome Life For Me An EventFull Life Is Just Too Troublesome"I Think As I Sit On A Bench

"I Also Have A Pretty Average Face You Know The Standard BlackHair Brown Eyes NPC Looks,But I Dont Hate My Face Im Pretty Sure Im Great full To Have It, And I Dont Envy People With A Handsome Face.., People Like Me Just Dont Care About Our Appearances,I Mean We Wont Have To Deal Girls Annoying Us Or Trying To Get Into Our Pants Or Some Sh*t"I Thought As I Watch A Handsome Man Being Surrounded By Girls.., Hah Good Luck With That Sooner Or Later You'll Know How Troublesome It Is.

"Oh,Did I Forget To Mention Im A Virgin Bachelor As Well..., Well I Kinda Didnt Try To Get Girlfreind Too Though I Just Tought It Would Be Too Troublesome.,Well I Dont Hate It Though It Would Bad If I Experience A Break-up for Some Stupid Reasons,Now That I Think About It.,I Think The Reason I didnt Try To Get A Girlfreind Is Because I Just Dont Like Those Cringey Dramas My Mom Watch At The TV When I Was A Kid"

I Thought As I Watched A Couple Being Lovey Dovey Tchhh F*ckin ShowOffs.

"I Wonder If There's Any New Memes In Reddit Tonight"I Tought As I Pick Up My Phone As I Look For The Reddit App.

1 30 Hour TimeSkip/King Crimson!!!

"Hmmmmm..."I Hummed As I Found My Self In A Troublesome Situation..

"Well If You Dont Know Whats Going On Lets Play A Flashback

Flashback 45 minutes Earlier

"HummHmmHmm..Hmm!?"I Stopped Humming As I Found A Girl Two Guys That Dressed Like Shady People

In An Alleyway

"You May be Thinking 'Oh My God Go Save That Poor Girl Shan..,'But Im Not The Type Of Person Who Quickly Jumpes On Conclusion.., I Mean It Doesnt Mean That They Are Shady People Just Because They Dressed Like One.. Maybe That Just The New Trend Or Something I Dont Really Care About Fashion Thogh"I Tought As I Narrate My Own Tought's.

Now Back To Shady People And Girl Situation

"Hey Girl How abou....."Shady Male A Said

"Sorry But I Ha..."Girl Said

"Haha Dont Worry We Wo...."Shady Male B Said

Mc Pov

"Holy Sh*t Did I Just Witnissed The Legendary Shady People In An Alleyway With A Girl Cliche.,Now That I Think About Its Pretty Long..Its Probably The Best To Call A Police Than Dealing With This Sh*t,No Way In Hell I'll Risk My Life To Save A Random Girl"I Tought As I Quickly Pulled Out My Phone And Called 911.

In The Process Of Me Calling 911 I Heared Someone Shouted

"Hey You!"'Prince Charming' Shouted

"Who The F*ck Is This Idiot Doing And Why The Hell Would He Shout Its Unreasonable and Stupid"I Tought As I Dissed This Idiotic F*ck Whos Trying To Play 'Hero' In This Tense Situation.

Shady Male A Pov

"Hey You!"I Flinched As I Heared Someone Shout From Behind

I Slowly Turned Around Slowly Realized Its Just Some Crazy Kid Trying To Play 'Hero'

"The F*ck You Yelling Kid.,And Here I Tought Its The Cops., Imagine My Suprise When Its Just A Kid Playing 'Hero'"

"Hahaah Dont Tell Me You Got Scared When Some Idiotic Kid Screamed ahahaha"Shady Male B Laughed

As He Mocked Me

"Tch,Lets Just Beat The Crap Out Of The Kid So And Then We Can Taste The Girl"I Said In A Pissed Off Tone F*ckin Brat Ill Kick Yer Ass.

"Hahaha!, As You Say Dude"Shady Male B Said

"Gasp!, Save Me Jay"The Girl Said

Jav Pov

"Is That Rose Whose This Two People With Her They Look Kinda Shady.?,Are They Trying To R*pe Her!,I Need To Do Something About This"I Quickly Tought

"Hey,You!"I Screamed,Oh My God Why Did I Do That They Look So Scary Now That I Take A Longer Look At Them.

I Was So Scared That I Didnt Even Noticed That They Are Already In Front Of F*ck,F*ck Why Did I Do This.

As He Was About To Punch Me I Suddenly Heared Someone Screamed That Made Me Sigh In Releif.

"Freeze!!"Cop A Screamed

"Put Your Hands In The Air Oe We May Be Forced To Use Violence Upon You"Cop B Continued

"Oh My God That Was Close"I Tought

"Jay Oh My God,Thanks For Saving Me"Rose Said As She Hugged Me

"Yeahh"I Smiled Wryly

"That Was Smart Of You To Call The Cops While You Distracted Jay You Really Are Level Headed"She Praised

"hehehe"I Laughed Wryly, Now That I Think About Where Did The Cops Came From. InTought

Mc Pov

"Well That Was Cliche As Sh*t And I Wasn't Even Get thanked For"I Sigh As I Watch The Idiot Get Praised By The Girl.

"Fuahh This Is A Really Troublesome Day,I Hope This Wont Happen Around Me Again It Would Be Troublesome To Help Idiots"I Tought

As I Checked The Time On My Phone I Suddenly Realized That I Was Already Passed My Curfew

"This Is Truly Troublesome"I Tought As I Called My Parents At The Phone

Flashback End

Now I Am Currently Being Scolded By My Parents

Oh Yeah,I Maybe Left The Fact That Im Asian Soo As Any Asian Parent They Punished Me By Not Letting Me Eat Dinner,And Now I Am Outside Trying To Find A Stall Or Restaurant To Eat Dinner.

"Sigh...,I Wonder What They're Eating"I Sigh As I Lament The Fact That I Have To Use My Money To Buy Food F*ckin Cliche Sh*t Now I Have To Find Food At This Latw Hour

"HOLLY SH*T IS THAT MADAFAKING LIGHNI!! Ughhh"I Screamed As I Got Struck By Lightning

"Uhh How The F*ck Did I Got Struck By A Lightning Its Not Even Raining.,And How unlucky Am I To Be The One To Get Strucked By This Rogue Lightning"I Tought As I Fall Unconscious

Author's Tought's

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Yeah No.., Thats Cringe Ignore That But To Be Real Though Dont Be Too Rough This Is My First Time Writing I Just Did This Vent My Bottled Up Emotions.,I Mean..,Im Tired Of All Those Hypocritical "Hero's And Their Harems And Their Stupid Ajgsvsgjvajva!!!, I Mean What The F*ck..,I Mean Imagine This..., A Person Just Get Into A New World And The First They Tought Is 'Ill Becone A Hero Or Some Sh*t' And Dont Even Get Me Started With Those Mcs Where The Heroine Just Fall Inlove With Him For No Reason I Mean Read This Cringy Line And Tell Me You Like It"

"I-Is That 'Insert MC Name'..He-hes So Handsome Wh-whats This Feeling In My Chest Iii-is This Love!!?.ohmygodheslookingatmehowdoirespndd-doilookgood!!!Ahhhh 'Doki-doki'Hes So Perfect"

Yeahh I Maybe Exaggerated It A bit But Youll Have To Admit Its Painful right If Then Good

You F*ckin Degenerates Shall Feel Pain.