where's the halo?

'i'm gonna give you a pieceof my mind >:('

"IT SPEAKS!!!"

I switched the story from 3rd to 1st Person if anyone is wondering why it has been updated without actual content.

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"What happened? Why did I see a light at the end of.... oh..."

As I looked around I noticed a being made out of light. It looked like a little star floating in space while exuding a calm but powerful aura.

'What or who is that and why is it's presence calming me down?' After my thoughts ended I heard the star talk to me.

"I'm sorry for killing you buddy." 'Wait what?' I thought as I stared at the star without saying anything from shock "...so do you want to ask me first or do you want me to answer your thoughts now?" after he said that I realized he could read my mind and answered "I'll take the first option and pelease don't read my mind."

After the star agreed "sure no problem" I started to ask "OK first who are you? Second why can I not remember how I died and third why do I not have a halo? I thought dead people get have halos above their heads."

"Firstly I'm the deity ●●●●● but please call me BigG." "Not gonna happen" " Secondly you can't remember how you died because... well... you see... ehh... let's just say the seed of life crushed you..." "I hope for you it's not what I think it is..." The deity started to swet bullets but continued as if I didn't say anything "The answer to your last question is reincarnation. After all, why bother giving a person a halo when he gets reincarnated soon after his death, anyway?" 'Reincarnation?' I was shocked by the revelation.

After I calmed down I asked "What exactly do mean reincarnated?" with an unsure voice to be sure that I understood him. "Exactly what it means, stupid. Being reborn." I was utterly shocked and then I continued with another question "Where do I get reincarnated and do I get some wishes like in those fanfics?" The deity casually answered "Of course silly, I killed you after all and what kind of bored deity doesn't grant wishes as an apology, hahaha. Oh and before I forget, you'll get 3 wishes from me."

I stood still for a moment, realizing that the deity most likely is doing this out of boredom. 'WTF WHY IS HE ACTING SO CASUAL, AS

IF MY DEATH WAS THE MOST NORMAL THING IN THE WORLD!!! OK, calm down and take a deep breath and exhale.' Then I thought about my wishes and decided on one wish "OK, than I wish for a modded Minecraft-system based on the all the mods 6 pack. However it should also have the dragon block c mod and other mods that might be useful or fun for example an elite dangerous mod or a multiverse travel mod and I know there are no such mods but you can make them, right?"

The Deity was silently humming and replied "I could, but that would be 2 wishes. One for the system and the other to tweak it. Just so you know, I will have to change some mods like the dragon block c mod because some features might cause trouble later on and I will change the TP-system since you probably won't really get stronger at a certain point because it gets too expensive. So, what's your last wish?"

I was a bit sad that it took two wishes instead of one but it does make sense. Before I made my last wish I asked the deity "Do I also get my own world with it's own dimensions like the Overworld or the Nether?" The deity was silent and looked at him and said "You didn't wish for a world so no. Do you wish for it?" 'My very own world. It should have lots of resources for me to use and be infinite in size so it would be worth the wish' "Yes please" I calmly answered.

"OK, now that you used up all your wishes I'll send you of to your new world now and my guess is you want to reincarnat in the Dragon Ball world, right?" 'Dragon Ball? That was my favorite anime back then!' I was just as excited as a kid on his birthday and loudly shouted "I want to reincarnat in the Dragon Ball world the same day Goku was born, as a Saiyan!"

The deity just sighed and asked "Why do people like you always want to be Saiyans? I mean sure they are powerful but they are still weaker then Friezas race." I had a deadpan expration and looked at the deity and replied "I'd say it's because most people want to look like a human while also being strong but if you want to know why I choose to be a Saiyan then it's because I wanted to be able to eat lots of delicious food while also looking like a human (^-^)." (A/N: What can I say, I love food) The deity was quiet for a moment before saying "Anyways it's time to say goodbye and have fun in your next life" "Thank you." I said as everything got so dark that I couldn't even see my hands in front of my face anymore. 'Here I go, I guess' Then I lost consciousness.