Living life as a baby

'i'm gonna give you a pieceof my mind >:('

"IT SPEAKS!!!"

*insert noise*

[System be like]

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"Mister Tora I have good and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first? I personally suggest you to go for the bad news first." The doctor said. 'The bad news is probably my current power level of 54' I guessed while my father, Tora, ask "What are the bad news doc? Tell me the news straight away.". The doctor "It's his power level. He only has a power level of 54. That's one of the lowest I have seen, however not the lowest, because there is apparently a baby named Kakarott with a Power Level of 2. I feel sorry for the parents of that baby.". Tora lookd saddened by the fact that his son had such a small power level but suddenly his showed a shocked expression "Hold on, Kakarott? Isn't that Bardocks kid!" The doctor looked a bit surprised, because he didn't expect his patient to know the father. "Yes that kids father is Bardock. May I know how you know him?" Tora quickly answered "It's he and I are on the same team, but that's not important. You mentioned good news, right? So what are they?"

The doctor said with a calm expration "Dakon is one of the most lively and healthy babys I have ever seen. Look at his scans and him, trying to escape from my grasp, without tiering himself out." 'let me go you ugly motherf' "Dakon does seem quite lively." Tora noted. "Yes, this also means that he won't stay asleep in the incubation pot and want go outside. I suggest that you take him outside every week for half a day and let him move around so he can get used to the gravity a little more. It will help with his development. Do you have any more questions?" as he handed me back to Tora, Tora replied "No, I understood everything. I'll be on my way now, goodbye." After Tora was done talking he went to Fasha, to see how she is doing.

When Tora reached Fashas room he saw her eating food in a hospital bed and greeted "Hey Fash, I'm back with Dakon." Fasha immediately turned her head towards Toras direction and excitedly ask "How is our little tike?" as I was given to her, while Tora replied "He is doing quite good, but his power level is only 54. He is also quite lively so we have to take him out of the incubation pot every week for half a day." 'That's good.' *stomach noise* 'Man, I'm starving. Wait baby get food from the mother's...' as I continued my thoughts my mother, Fasha, and my father, Tora, looked at me and Fasha started to laugh "Haha, I guess the little tike's hungry." Tora smiled and said "Then it's supper time for Dakon, huh." Then Fasha started to feed me and my baby instincts started to kick in. After I had my fill I was really tired and then took a nap.

1 day later

When I woke up I noticed that I was in one of these incubation pots. 'Great now I'm in another prison! At least they give me limited freedom every week. System stats'

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-General-

Name: Dakon

Age: 1 day

Exp-level: 0

Body: 20/20

Ki: 200/200

BattlePower: 54

Transformations: Ozaru (10×)

Skills: n/a

-Attributes-

STR 2

DEX 3

CON 1

WIL 4

MND 6

SPI 5

TP 3.600

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'System make sure all attributes are on 10.' [This cost 1.127 TP, master. Are you sure you want to do this now?] 'You know what I better don't increase it, because it might bring to much attention towards me and who knows how king Vegeta will react if he hears that a baby has increased its power level by a lot in a single day. I don't wanna end up like Broly did.*mental sigh* Well I fear I have nothing but training to do again.' I thought as I dreaded my life.

I trained for a week with the usual routine, but there were moments where my parents talked to me about how their day went or how adorable I was, well mom did that the most. Dad usually talked about how happy he was with me being born. Mom and dad, no matter how down they were, look happy every time they saw me. One day they came back with a happier expression then I have ever seen. Apparently I could come out of this wretched prison and they were going to visit some friends for a party. They were partying because they managed to conquer a planet that was said to be too difficult for low level saiyan warriors.

We went to the party, but to my surprise there was also Raditz. He has apparently been told to stay at home to get to know me. At first he just took a peak at me and listen in on the conversations his parents were having with their friends, but after he got bored he looked at me and talk a bit, well more like mumbled about why it was annoying to him that he had to stay here spending time with me instead of going on missions. Honestly I couldn't blame the guy after all I would feel the same way as him if I had to do this and to cheer him up I made baby noises as a response to the things he said. After a few times of doing that he noticed it and then laughed to himself "hehe, I can't believe a baby is giving me sympathy." 'And I can't believe that you, as Kakarotts brother, are a throwaway character. I mean, it's just such a waist of a character. He had so much potential. System, make sure to remind me to save Raditz sorry ass from Kakarott and Piccolo.' [noted]

'Oh, system do I have Dragonballs in my own world?' [Yes, master, however the spawnrate of the dragonballs have been reduced.] 'Reduced? How hard is it to get them now?' [7 Dragonballs now spawn in an area equal to the surface area of planet earth. They respawn exactly 1 year after usage in the spawn area they belong to.] 'So what you're telling me is if I use the dragonballs from a spawn area, then it will take a year for them to reappear in that area, therefore I won't be able to spam wishes.' [That is correct, master] 'At least it won't too annoying to get them with the help of the dragon radar.' After those thoughts ended I was brought back to my parents, since the party was over and I had to return to my *shivers* prison to get stronger. '*sigh* This is going to be so annoying.'