1 Chapter 1- Reincarnation

White...

It's all white. My body it's floating? Wahh... I feel so free but why can't I move?

"Well that's because you don't have physical body." Suddenly I heard a voice from my side as I looked towards the source.A bald old man, with white clothes and a walking stick with a big grin on his face as he looked at me.

"W-who are y-you?" I asked as I felt a big, big, big aura from him. Who's this guy? It's suffocating to be near him.

"Oh... I'm sorry! Hahaha! I have a big aura don't I?" The guy said as suddenly the huge aura disappeared. This old man read my mind!

"Yes I did! It's one of my abilities!" The old man said with a chuckle.

"Well don't go reading my mind then!" I said to as he laughed again.

"Haha sorry sorry!" He said as I looked at him, wait he said I don't have a physical body but how can I see him? Weird.

"Anyway do you know what situation you are in right now, Mr Zack Murphy?" The old man said looking at me with a smile. I'm not surprised that this guy knows my name, he can literally read my mind!!!

"You didn't have to say my government name but no all I remember was me taking a big ass shit." I said as the old man chuckled.

"Well ignoring that do you remember anything else?" He asked as I remembered hard.

"Ah! As I finished my shit and was about to get out the toilet, I was suddenly electrocuted by the ceiling light bulb falling on top of me. Like how does that happen!?" I asked remembering my embarrassing dead! A man died after taking a shit! That's so embarrassing!!!! But I mean i'm glad I didn't die while taking a shit.

"Hahaha! Well guess you needed to switch the lights off." The old man said winking at me as I could feel veins popping from my non-physical body.

"Anyway... old man are you some kind of god?" I asked, since I know I'm dead, with no physical body and an old man popping out of nowhere that can read my mind and could probably do more than just reading minds, I think.... No, he must be a god.

"Hahahaha! Yeah you could say I'm a god." He said with a big grin as I nodded my head, I could feel my heart race even though I don't have a heart yohohohoho~!

Excuse me but I had to do that.

"So am I going to hell or heaven?" I asked as he shook his head.

"None of those two options instead I'm going to reincarnate you." He said as I was surprised but...

"Why?" I asked him as he chuckled.

"Because I'm bored." He said looking at me, scary...

"Well you get to choose the world and your ability will be chosen by me." He said a big grin as I felt like this was some kind of disadvantage.

"Disadvantage you say? If that's how you feel let's do it vice versa. What do you think of the world Boku no Pico?" The old grinned as I immediately felt shivers and sweat through my non-physical body.

What's a world that I want to go?

"You have three seconds to choose or else boku no pico you go." God said with a grin as I looked at him, you villain! He really wants to put me in that cursed world!

"What!? Give me soem time!" I shouted as the god grinned as if saying no.

"3..." Tch! Should I go to one piece? Naruto? Bleach? MHA? HxH? JJK? Pokemon? Dragon Ball? Fire force? Boruto? Which one!!??

"2...." fuck! Redo of healer? Okay absolutely not! What the fuck am I thinking?

"1!" Oh Fuck! A peaceful world!

"I want to go to the classroom of the elite!" I said hurriedly not thinking about it much.

"Hahaha, wish granted." The god said as I coughed rapidly, fuck you old man as I saw him chuckle.

"Well the ability I'll give you is simple it's a system, a lazy system." He said as I looked at him, what do you mean? I sighed, I guess it won't be bad I'll take it.

"Well kid choose your appearance." God said as I thought about it, I guess I'll go with him, I liked him the most in the jjk series.

"Please give me yuta okkotsu's appearance." I said as the god nodded before snapping his fingers as I felt myself being pulled.

"Wait what's happening now!?" I shouted.

"Have a good and healthy life kid." The god said before I was pulled away fast.

Third pov

The old god then wiped off his forehead with a sigh.

"Huff~ good riddance." The god said before drinking a green tea which came out of nowhere.

"Ah! Should I have told him that he'll be travelling around worlds? Nah he'll find it out himself hahahaha!" The old man saying laughing to himself as he disappeared.