Kakashi Hatake and the bell test

I walk out of the bathroom and enter the bedroom. The bed was a total mess and the floor was full of empty cups of ramen and...packets of expired milk. 'Ughh, I'm too lazy to clean all this...'

Mumbling to myself, I walk to the bed and slump in it.

Sigh...

[Aren't you forgetting something?]

"What..?" I said burying my face in the pillow. Damn, I need some time to adapt to all these changes, I'm not mahoraga or something...

[I don't know, maybe something called 'survival test'!!]

Hmm...what tes- "Oh shit, it was at five in the morning wasn't it?" I look around to see where the clock was in the room.

[Calm down, it's just half past four right now, you can still reach in time, at least if you move you ass right now then...]

'This women and her language...' I sighed again. It feels like I have become an old man by the amount of time I sighed just in a day. 'Well I can't say much since my language isn't any better...'

Hopping off the bed, I walk toward the wardrobe in the corner. This was where Naruto...I mean I kept the head protector last night.

I also see a few two kunai and few shuriken in the wardrobe.

"Hey system, you've a sword or a katana maybe?" I have the memories or information of the sword art the system gave me yesterday along with the martial arts and taijutsu. A katana would make it easier to execute it and it's better than fighting barehanded.

[Yeah, wait a sec...]

[Congratulations!! You've got a normal katana!]

"...Wow a normal huh....I thought you would pull out some 'Heavenly black sword touching the sky' or something..." I said sarcastically. At least I've got a system to talk with, just imagining me alone in this dangerous place without anything or anyone to help me; just the thoughts are enough to give me a shiver.

[.....]

"Heh...haven't got anything to say?" I said with a smirk, "looks like I won the argument this time huh."

For some reason, I can feel the system's emotions clearly and I'm pretty sure that she can do the same. It is as if we are connected by the soul, mind or something...

[No, I actually have a sword with that name, you want it?] System replied back with a tone saying, 'Like hell I would let you win!'

".....No thanks, I'm good"

I'd better shut up, I don't even have a speck of doubt that it won't pull that shit out of nowhere.

I look toward the straight sheathed katana in my hand. It is thin and lightweight like a stick, as if it would break by a slight force. The tsuka(handle) had an basic, intricate and elegant pattern and the saya(sheath) was black with some golden hints at the sidelines.

I pull out the katana out of sheath, the blade was truly a piece of art. It was shining brightly, reflecting the light on it, I could even see my own face clearly. I sheath the katana back and attach it in the back of my waist.

"Hey...."

[Hmm?...You don't like it?]

"Nah, I just wanted to say thanks..." I said in a small voice.

[Hehe, you are welcome...] 

My lips involuntarily curved upward into a smile. I could clearly feel the happiness felt by her. 'Guess it's not only me who gets happy by a little 'thank you' huh....'

I shake my head dismissing the memory of my past life which resurfaced.

I guess I'll trust you system-chan, if you betray me...well what can I even do...

I chuckle wryly to myself and stretch my body. New world, new place, 'unknown' people and I'm getting out of the house for the first time....I can't help but feel nervous....

...

Walking...or rather jumping toward the training ground near the forest, I feel the soft wind brushing against my face. It feels damn exciting to move through the roof like ninjas, jumping and all. Even I don't know how I'm doing it, everything is just instinctual.

"How do you think I should pass the test? Ain't no way I'm getting tied up in a pole, listening to the boring ass lecture about friendship and all..."

[Hmm...I could just make you overpowered and you could just take the bell, but you'll be like jack of all but master of none. So we should just go by one step at a time....]

[Isn't the test about teamwork and friendship? How about make a plan with Sasuke and sakura and then you all try as a team? I'm pretty sure that will do the job...]

"So 'talk no jutsu' huh, bruh that's cringe..." I said, scratching my head.

[Pfft...that's your strongest technique you know? hahaha]

"Don't laugh woman!!"

....

Bickering with system on the way, I reach the location for the survival test. An open ground, surrounded by large trees...why does this seem sus for some reason? 

I could see Sasuke standing with his back faced against the tree and Sakura looking toward Sasuke, who as usual was ignoring her.

"Well...here it goes..." Muttering with a low voice, I speed toward them.

"Hey guys!" I call them with a smile. 'At least it doesn't feel awkward talking to them...thanks to the memories I guess...'

I look at their faces...'well I was expecting something like this...but not exactly this, what the hell?'

Sakura, I can understand. Her hormones must be jumping inside her seeing my new look...but why the fuck does Sasuke also have a nosebleed??

'What the fuck, system??'

[Mah mah, it's normal, you are literally the most handsome person in existence right now. I still sealed the half of your charm, else they would literally be brainwashed. I would have made you more charming but it is not possible Tsk~.]

*Gulp*

'...this is getting scary now...What's with this obsessive feeling and emotions?' 

I'll just ignore this...I'm not paid enough to deal with this shit...

'And just how long are these two going to stare??' 

Suddenly a human silhouette flickered in front of me and Kakashi appeared, which his classic style, face covered by mask and his left eye covered by the forehead protector.

"Hmm, Looks like everyone arrived on time, including Naru-" Kakashi stopped speaking in the middle of his sentence as he looked at me, I could literally see his mask getting wet.

'For fuck's sake, not you too...'

After a minute, which felt like an eternity to me feeling their stares, they finally snapped out of their shock.

"N-n-n-narutoooooooooooooooo??" Sakura screamed out of her lungs, bursting my eardrums. Even the birds and insects in the trees flew away, scared.

'Shut up you stupid banshee!! It's not even that much of a shock!' 

"Hey guys" I said again, waiving my hands, "Ahehehe...hehe...he..."

'Fuck me.....'

"Naruto?? What happened...I mean how did this happen? How do you look so....different?" Kakashi asked me, finally regaining his composure.

[Pa! pa! Parahhhh!!! Welcome to 'who wants to become a millionaire'. The question for a million dollars!!

How will Naruto answer this?

A: I won't tell you

B: Plastic Surgey

C: I got hit by puberty

D: Well, you know? Shit happened.... ]

'Grrr....just let me get my hands on you, you stupid system!' I could only curse inside my head while smiling wryly.

"I've no idea Sensei, I was shocked myself when I saw this in the morning..." I replied making the most innocent face possible, which I'm certain would work considering how I look right now...

Kakashi looked at Naruto with a disbelieving and surprised look on his face which was clearly visible even through the mask. Just how did Naruto change this much?. He racked his brain for answer but only one thing came in his mind. 'Maybe, it is due to the nine tails...did the seal weaken?....but it doesn't seem like that...'

"N-naruto?" Sakura called me again, with a red flustered face. 

Sigh...

'Well at least the other two have gained their composure....haha...'

"Yes, It's me." I answered calmly. It's only three people right now....there is the whole village remaining. 'Maybe I should start wearing mask like Kakashi...'

[Pfft....'I don't know sensei' HAHAHAHAHA *cough* hahahahaha]

I could literally imagine system rolling on the floor, laughing while holding her stomach...

Sigh

'And what's up with him still staring at me...' I look toward Sasuke, who was looking at me as if I stole the chicken he was saving for later.

[Maybe he's regretting not purposing to you when you kissed him yesterday....hahahahaha]

'SHUT UP WOMAN!!' I yelled inside my mind.

....

Another five minutes of commotion later...

"Ahem!, we will come back to Naruto later, but you three need to go through the test first." Kakashi said in a serious tone, which would have looked serious if not for the wet spot on his mask.

"The test is simple" He takes out two golden bells from god knows where, "There are two bells, and you have to retrieve one of them to pass. You have time until the noon, simple right?"

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(A/N: Well, here's the second chapter...what do you mean it was lame...hmph..

Anyways..........give me more POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)