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Reincarnated As Mizuki

"Yes! I reincarnated in Naruto! I wonder what kind of unique kekkei genkai or hiden my clan has? Perhaps even a tailed beast" "What do you mean I get none? what kind of fucking god are you even?" "Ok, so who are you gonna reincarnate me as? Maybe a filler character or a member of a minor clan? No?" "Eh? Why am I HIM oh no, nononono, God Damnit, Why did I reincarnate as the fucking tutorial boss?!" How will the Fate of the Naruto World change when the soul of a weeb reincarnates into one of it's most useless characters? Read on and Find out! Current Release Rate: hahahahahahahahahahahha Obligatory Disclaimer because everyone else has one and I don't wanna get sued: I do not own the Naruto Series, nor any of the characters who inhabit it. 2nd Disclaimer: This shit is an AU. I screwed up the timeline bc why not, so if details are really important to you, I’d give this one a pass chief. Ok, so I'm hot garbage at writing summaries ok >.

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Interlude Chapter #3: Pedomaru (April Fools Chapter)

*sometime during volume 2*

Orochimaru had a light smirk on his face as he walked up to Mizuki, who was preparing for today's training.

Orochimaru: "Today we are going to be practicing your ability to resist genjutsu"

Mizuki: "Yes Sensei!"

Orochimaru: "To Train this, I will cast a genjutsu on you of your worst nightmare, from there you will simply try to stay alive. You won't know you are in a genjutsu though. Do you understand?"

Mizuki: "Yes Sensei"

Orochimaru: "Good"

Seeing that his student was prepared, Orochimaru quickly weaved a series of hand signs before touching Mizuki's head.

Orochimaru: {Author is too lazy to come up for a name for this jutsu jutsu}

As soon as he cast it, Mizuki felt himself slowly drifting into unconsciousness until he fell asleep.

*genjutsu start*

It had been a long day for Mizuki, after spending his time locked in Orochimaru's lab training he was incredibly tired.

After leaving the lab, rather than leaving to go hang out with Anko or to go to Ichiraku and have a meal with Obito or Shisui, he decided to go home.

Ever since he had been in this world, he had been working his ass off non stop, he just wanted to go home and sleep.

Seeing as he could do that, he decided that he would, after all, nobody could stop him, so why not?

And so, our protagonist went to sleep. No dinner. No changing. No Nothing.

Just a boy in full, sweaty ninja attire collapsed on a bed, sounding like some kind of primordeal demon as he snored, much to his neighbor's dismay.

However, Mizuki was violently awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a strange feeling.

Something slimy was slowly but surely moving around his body, slowly making its way downwards.

Mizuki jolted around, searching for the culprit only to realize that currently he was being sat on top of by Orochimaru.

Mizuki:"WHAT THE FUCK YOU PEDO SNAKE! GET OFF OF ME!"

However, Orochimaru had Mizuki's hands pinned down his own against the bed, as his tongue slowly continued to work it's way down.

Mizuki: "Mmph!"

Seeing the boy whimper, Orochimaru had a wide grin on his face.

Orochimaru: "Already Mizuki?"

However, as Orochimaru relaxed his guard, Mizuki realized it was his chance to act as he quickly weaved a single hand seal.

Mizuki: "Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Instantly, around eighty Mizuki emerged in a large puff of white smoke, all of them crowded into the tiny apartment.

Using the opportunity to his advantage, Mizuki burst through the window and ran away, clenching his butcheeks as he sprinted out of fear, hoping his clones could hold the snake off for long enough.

*Back at The Apartment*

The Mizuki clones al gathered around Orochimaru, forming a circle around him as they all faced him.

Mizuki Clone 1: "Get ready pedo snake.."

Mizuki Clone 2: "Don't drop the sooaaap.."

However, deciding that their torture wasn't enough quite yet, all of the clones nodded in agreement as they used the transformation jutsu, all transforming into versions of Jiraiya and the Third Hokage.

Orochimaru looked on in horror, and quickly realized that he lost and he could only resign himself to fate.

Nonetheless, that resignation would not spare him from the wrath of the demons.

*genjutsu end*

Mizuki woke up from the genjutsu in a cold sweat, realizing what he had imagined, Mizuki could only shiver at the thought.

seeing as he could break out of the genjutsu and retain some form of his willpower, Orochimaru decided to let him go.

Although, as Mizuki walked away, Orochimaru received the memories about what happened in the genjutsu.

He glanced in where Mizuki was not a minute earlier, With a light smile on his face he than chuckled.

Orochimaru: "Poor Mizuki, you don't realize that your worst nightmare could soon become a reality.."

As he said that, he quickly body flickered out of his lab. Although to do what nobody could tell.

What...The fuck...did I just write.

I Had to do an April Fools Chapter....But at what cost?

Everyone was joking about pedo Orochimaru so I decided to make a chapter out of it.

Mizuki *chuckles* I'm in danger

The chapter will be moved to the auxiliary volume at the end of the day.

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