Who would have thought the strongest being liked wheels?

"Ok, so I'm dead." dead he was, one moment he was walking down the street listening to music the next a bright flash of light followed by indescribable pain, and then, he was here looking at this, this...thing.

"Yep, struck by divine lightning." although the being looked otherworldly, it had the plainest voice imaginable.

"How?" he asked, curious, not mad, not sad, just wondering how he got struck by divine lightning.

at this the being vibrated and suddenly there was a wheel that would not look out of place in a game show and then it spoke in a tone that could only be described as childish excitement "well first I spun this wheel that has every omniverse on it then I went to that omniverse changed it to a multiversal wheel rinse and repeat until finally, I landed on the person wheel which then landed on your name I killed you brought you here and this conversation began."even though he couldn't even begin to comprehend this being the man could hear the grin in its voice.

the man was stumped for a moment before he spoke"Why go through all that effort...just to kill me."the being hummed while adopting a thinking pose.

"Why go through all that effort indeed!" it calmed down after a moment "to tell you the truth I was just so unbearably bored that I came up with this." it motioned to the wheel, then it sighed and shook its head before adopting its jovial tone once again.

"But enough about me let's reincarnate you!" as soon as the being said this an innumerable amount of wheels appeared though four were right in front of the dead man they read"POWER AND LOOKS" "OMNIVERSE" "POWER PLACEMENT" and "DATE".

"The rest I can understand but what's power placement?." once again the man could hear and feel its grin.

"Yes I suppose that would confuse you, please allow me to clear that up with an example but what would be a good example?." it adopted the thinking pose once again, and after a while, he could feel the eureka moment "aha! I've got it!"It made a throat-clearing sound before speaking again "Let's say you got Kurama's from naruto's powers and looks and got reincarnated into the dragon ball omniverse but before your reincarnation, you spun the power placement wheel, now there are two ways this can go one: you land on the "Dragon ball" power placement you become a giant nine-tailed fox with continent to planet busting power with unique ki that can become stronger through various forms of training or two: you land on the "Kurama" power placement you become Kurama a giant nine-tailed fox with continental to planet busting strength at best,𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍."The being finished its speech with a clap.

"Soooo-" the man started "-ooooh I can get someone that's an absolute powerhouse in their verse but depending on the power placement and omniverse I am either royally screwed or blessed beyond measure." he finished and for the first time since he was here he felt, nervous.

"Exactly" and for the first time, since the start of their conversation, it sounded serious before switching to cheerful once again "now!" it screamed dramatically " spin the wheels!" even though it was open-ended the man could tell the being wanted him to do it in order, and he wasn't about to get smote again.

so pushing down his nervousness he walked up to the "POWER AND LOOKS" wheel and with all the strength of a man whose entire existence was betting on these spins, he spun. the. wheel.

and as the wheel spun and spun the sound it made seemed only to increase the man's nerves and the being's joy.

CLINK

every single clink was haunting to the man, a thousand different scenarios of how bad this could go play in his head until it landed on...

𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗔

he instantly turned into Asura becoming quite thin and lanky he also stood at an impressive 7'2 ft(218 cm) he then looked at his body which was completely naked and had an irresistible urge to cover himself up which he did by stretching his skin into scarves.

Asura stood there for a few moments his entire body shaking in both fear and excitement before saying "Y'know This is pretty good depending on which omniverse I get!" hopefully the rest of the spins would be in his favor, walking up to the "OMNIVERSE" wheel he spun once again.

CLINK

"This is gonna make or break ya kid" the being suddenly sounded like a mobster who had to get rid of the new guy he had brought in, though its voice didn't match the ecstatic smile he could feel it had.

CLINK

the wheel had landed on...

𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗠𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬

after the wheel stopped spinning it immediately changed to "𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗠𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗦" and had quite a few that he recognized such as "RECORDS OF RAGNAROK" "God of War" "PERCY JACKSON" and "True Greek Mythology" to name a few, and so biting the bullet in a way he spun again.

CLINK

He landed on..."PERCY JACKSON"

at this, asura looks surprised before that surprise morphs into troubled thinking for a while he was silent then he speaks "ah fuck, if I remember percy jackson right the gods are their myth counterparts but a bit more chill by the 1800s but Zeus, in the myth, could shake the entirety of Gaea and her body was an infinite plane of existence just like Tartarus, ah! what about my power placement!." he put his face in his hands before looking up

He continued "not to mention that all pantheons exist there, I'm pretty sure that the reason the earth is still around in that universe is that Gaea's body(earth) retains her true primordial strength but her avatars need a while to get there-." as he continues his tirade of random information a red and black(mostly red) aura appears and slowly oh so slowly seeps into him his words while still talking about percy jackson became more and more random sometimes yelling about how screwed he is, to crying over how he died before the percy jackson series aired.

As Asura continued to lapse between sanity and insanity the being was looking at a clock, it let out a small hum then it spoke over Asura's screaming "y'know the fear and madness took a lot longer to seep in than I thought it would, now what to do while he's like this."

After an unknown amount of time passed the being is seen playing with what seems to be a globe but this is no simple globe, no this is an omniverse globe, and playing with the globe means unleashing numerous horrors on the entire verse before destroying it with its finger; obliterating that omniverse, it sighed in contentment before the feeling of boredom spread throughout existence. as it was about to summon another omniverse to toy with it heard the sound it had yearned to hear all this time.

CLINK

looking grim but determined Asura had spun the "POWER PLACEMENT" wheel which had "PERCY JACKSON" and "KISHIN ASURA" on it.

CLINK

Until it stopped on "PERCY JACKSON" and although asura didn't smile you could feel his happiness of not being entirely screwed over by the wheels, done with that he starts to walk to the "DATE" wheel but in the middle of his steps, he stops and turns to the being that had brought him here and just stares at it.

Seeing this its feelings spread throughout existence once more but this time instead of boredom its confusion was felt, the confusion lasted but a moment before it was replaced by a feeling of realization followed by a small chuckle, then in an ancient and powerful voice said "𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻," it started "𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘀𝗸." as soon as it finished those words asura took them far too literally and walked right In front of the being and asked.

"What are those other wheels for?" he pointed to what seemed like thousands of wheels in the distance.

once again you could feel its smile as it said "Finally you have asked about the wheels!" brimming with excitement it went on to explain the wheels"As I'm sure you know Asura there are certain..." it mulled over the words for a bit "inconsistencies in myths for instance: Cronos and Kronos get mistaken for the same person despite one being the Primordial of Time the other a Titan, or Thor having red hair but is blonde in his most famous painting, or the Fates being daughters of Zeus and Themis in one myth and Ananke in the next; those wheels will sort out these kinks."

Asura only offers a small "ah I see" before turning around and walking to the "DATE" wheel that had"𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦" "𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗦" "𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗚𝗢𝗗𝗦" "𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗦" "𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗢𝗗𝗦" on it and spinning it...

CLINK

the wheel landed on"𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗦" then immediately after it stopped it changed to say "𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘" "𝗗𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚" and "𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥" he spun again

CLINK

it landed on "𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘" all was silent until...

he laughed

𝙆𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙎𝙐𝙍𝘼 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂

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