1 Chapter 1: Death and Rebirth

I was driving home after another day of work, it had been a usual day at the office, going through paperwork, making reports, and watching anime on my phone like Berserk, Dragon Ball or Hunter x Hunter while making sure my boss didn't catch me peeking. As I was making my way down the highway I was switching lanes from the right to the left lane in order to take the next exit, however all of a sudden one of the wheels in my car gave out and my car spun out of control.

I couldn't slow down fast enough and I saw that if I kept going I'd hit the car in front of me, I caught a glimpse of a family in that car, and I knew I had to make sure they weren't harmed, I grabbed the steering wheel and turned the car into a wall on the side of the road rather than have it hit the car in front of me. All of a sudden everything went black. I woke up in what seemed like a waiting room along with several other people, my name was called up and I was told to enter room 2b. I found the room and saw a man with long hair and reading glasses sitting down. He immediately popped up and started speaking, "hello there, I just finished reading through your life record".

I was a bit confused, "life record, wait a minute, that crash I was in, ahhh shit I'm dead aren't I?" "I'm sorry to say it but you are", replied the man sitting at the table. "Anyways like I said, I just finished reading through your life record, I don't see too much evil in you, you swear like a sailor but generally you've treated the people in your life well, nothing that merits hell for you." I was pretty relieved when he said that, "does this mean I get to go to heaven then?" "Ehhhhhh not exactly, you haven't done anything extraordinarily good in your life either, right now we're most likely going to reincarnate you, and not just that, I'll even reincarnate you with your old life's memories." I was pretty relieved, I thought this would be a breeze. "However, don't get your hopes up too much, like I said you'll be be reincarnated, but it's going to be in a fantasy universe, and you won't be the main character or a chosen one no sir. Although you'll be in proximity to them, let me get the wheel."

The man got up from his chair and went into a storage closet, he got a wheel out with several symbols on it, I looked closely and it was from several shows and franchises I recognized, I saw hunter hunter, Berserk, devil man, dc universe, marvel universe, and some more as well. "Well, take a spin at it, wherever it lands you're going to reincarnate into it." I was pretty nervous, but I figured since I have pretty good knowledge of most of these universes I'd be ok. I touched the wheel and I spun it. It spun for what seemed like hours, finally it landed on dragon ball. "Hmmm, so you're going to the dragon ball universe, good luck buddy, try to not die early this time." A white light surrounded me and I disappeared from the room.

I woke up on what seemed to be a wooden floor, I looked at my surroundings and I seemed to be at a bar, I looked at my right and I saw what seemed to be an older gentleman with blood coming out of his mouth and laying flat on his back. Then I looked up and saw a tall man with purple robes and a long ponytail hanging down, then I realized in my mind, 'ohhh fuck that's mercenary Tao, and whoever the guy in this body was just pissed him off'. I cowered and tried to get back but he grabbed me by the neck, he raised me up and told me, "I'll let you live for now little man, your master's death was enough to satisfy me, but if you ever dare mock me again I'll put you in your tomb next. Farewell, Satan Dojo brat." Once he said that he threw me across the bar, I passed out from the pain almost immediately.

I was woken up by the bartender, "man you made a mess of things there Hercule, that was mercenary Tao you were messing with, you should be thankful you're still alive, anyways you gotta pay your tab, it's gonna be 3000 zeni". I searched through my pockets and luckily I had some money with me, I gave it to him and thanked him for helping me up. In the meantime though I had to think, "Satan Dojo, Hercule, ohhh that fucker, he reincarnated me as Mr. Satan, of all the fucking people, why couldn't it be Yamcha or Krillin, or fucking Gohan."

I was angry, I considered challenging Tao again and having him kill me so I could give that guy at the office a piece of my mind, but I decided against it, I had to somehow find a way to survive in this world, I had to actually get stronger instead of being a showman and a fraud like the actual Hercule was, if I did that, I could easily get a luxury life just like the actual Hercule had in the dragon ball world. I needed an actual master, I had to find master Roshi.