1 Chapter 1 Those Damn Oreos

It was a cold ass morning, and I was walking down the street when bam I was hit by a truck, sad right? Not only that but I just bought some oreos and didn't even get to finish them, the greatest regret of my life was never finishing those oreos.

Now one might ask, how is it possible for a dead man to say all this, but the thing is, I seem to be still alive. I am currently in a purple void surrounded by nothing, I didn't even get to keep my oreos.

Then there was suddenly a flash, and a wise man in a purple suit appeared, his nose was long and majestic, his eyes were a clear blue, and his hat had an upside down L imprinted on it.

'Wait a second, is that?' I thought to myself when suddenly I realised I couldn't speak. "Mere Mortal I have allowed you a chance to go and do my bidding will you take it?" The man in the suit asked me.

Before I could even speak, he suddenly nodded and waved his hand as he said "Oh wait, why do I need to ask you shit, I can just send you there no questions asked."

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'Where am I?' I thought to myself as I looked around, then realising that my vision was completely black. 'What the hell happened, and where are my damn oreos.' I wondered when suddenly I heard a loud noise.

"Oi, oi, Erwin!" A voice echoed from a small distance away. Hearing this I was confused. 'Who the fuck is Erwin.' I thought as suddenly my vision cleared, I could now see a short midget with combed black hair staring at me menacingly.

"Erwin we just arrived back and you fell unconscious what happened?" The midget asked me, as I stared at him even more confused than before. 'Wait, what is that language, and why can I understand it, and wait wait wait, doesn't that look like, Levi.' I thought as the midget walked towards me.

"Are you listening, or do I need to call a doctor?" The midget continued, as a sudden realisation dawned upon me. Was I, Erwin Smith?

Suddenly as if confirming my suspicions I gazed to my left, there was a mirror there and in the reflection a tall blond haired and blue eyed man was gazing back at me.

'....I am so screwed.' I realised, as the man who was presumably Levi started to get more and more irritated. "I am fine Levi, and by the way, what year is it?" I asked him scared for what was to come.

"Its Year 845, and why are you asking such a stupid question?" He answered me as I began to sweat buckets. 'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! The walls haven't even been broken yet then.' I began to panic, Levi noticed this and had a flash of concern on his face before his face returned to normal.

"I need to go Shiganshina, quickly!" I shouted hastily as I got up and began to dress in myself with the clothes inside the nearby closet. "What the fuck do you mean Shiganshina? We just came back from a mission." Levi replied looking extremely annoyed.

"Something might happen, and I need to see it with my own eyes to be sure." I said as I finished getting dressed. Surprisingly putting everything on wasn't too hard, it seemed like I had inherited some of Erwin's skills, hopefully his leading skills as well.

After that I quickly exited the room with Levi following behind me, and somehow I managed to get on a horse and ride it with little to no difficulty. "Levi, why are you still following me?" I asked confused as to why the midget would still be following me.

"Because, I can't have you dropping dead as a Captain of the Survey Corps." Levi answered me as we headed to Shiganshina. Luckily due to me fainting, Levi had taken me to a place close to Shiganshina, so the journey wasn't too long.

We soon arrived and once we entered I quickly went closer and closer toward the outer wall. 'Whew, everything seems fine for now, if these walls ever drop, I am screwed.' I thought to myself, and as if confirming my fears, he appeared.

It was a massive 50 meter titan, a mesh of bone and muscle with a stern face and steam blowing off his body.

"W-What kind of Titan is that?" Levi asked in shock. "Humanity's greatest enemy has appeared, RETREAT!" I screamed as I turned the horse around. "EVERYONE RETREAT!!!!" I screamed again as all the civilians began to run away and the wall was soon caved in by its gigantic foot.

The rubble flew everywhere, and one boulder even flew towards myself. 'Am I, really going to die, just like that, I never even got to eat another oreo, never got to finish that oreo packet, I-I REFUSE!' I raged inside my mind, as I punched towards the flying boulder.

"ORA!"

"BOOM!"

The boulder was shattered into a million pieces, as a purple man floated before me. "What the?" Levi said in shock, as the boulder shattered on the other hand I was just confused as to why Star Platinum was now in Attack On Titan.