The Business Proposal [II]

A sound of laughter brought me out of my dreamy state, I saw The devil laughing while sitting on the sofa and the detective also gave a slight chuckle.

'Wait where is my "Super Saiyan Deadpool Form", wasn't I going to fight Lucifer, who turned into his devil form and spewed hellfire all over the place', I shouted in my mind, and then I understood that I was daydreaming.

I also found it odd that Lucifer Morningstar, ruler of Hell, acted as the young master of the Lin family.

As a friend in the comment section mentioned that Lucifer hated his look and was very sensitive when someone talks about it. He or anyone didn't want the person they love fear them, just like how original Wade tried to avoid Vanessa and now Vanessa tried to hide her symbiote from me.

I was also thankful that he wasn't like the typical young masters because I would have been killed without being able to retaliate against the devil.

You may ask why? Well because he was the son of The God or The Presence(DC) or The one above all(Marvel).

The Darkseid, who was not even God's son, beat the shit out of the superman, then imagine how powerful was the devil sitting and laughing in front of me.

When I was thinking and both my guest were having fun, Van came out of the room with a wet little white wolf in her hand.

She entered the bathroom just after I got up from the bed to open the door. The head that I saw was the extension of Scream from her body, giving visions to her about my interactions with the strangers when she heard the part where I mentioned Chloe's Pussy.

She was smiling at me, but boy!!!, that was not the smile that anyone wants from their girlfriend. The smile was scary, I escaped to the kitchen to make breakfast and avoid her gaze.

She sat down opposite the guests and introduced herself, "My name is Vanessa, how may I help you, detective? Don't mind my husband he likes to tease people".

She had a lot of experience on how to deal with the cops, as she didn't live her life like princesses in Disney World.

Chloe asked the same thing as she asked me and the Devil was just silently observing their interaction.

As Van was about to reply to her, I came with the breakfast and coffee on the trolley that I made using Technomancy.

I placed them on the table one by one and sat beside Van and pat her back and made an emotional look.

"Detective, you might not be ready to listen about last night, it was a tragedy that is better forgotten", I said while distributing the plates on the table, with a defeated and sad tone.

Van had a skeptical look on her face while Chloe's face turned serious.

She asked in a serious and professional tone, "Mr. Wade did someone got shot, please tell me, it could be a matter of life and death".

"Detective, it happened yesterday why are you coming so late, would it not be a waste of time", I enquired while taking a sip from the coffee mug, while maintaining the sad look.

Chloe's expression turned from embarrassment to guilt, she said in an apologetic tone, "There was an incident yesterday at the Stark's house and a fight between two people with tin suits broke out. The entire NYPD was trying to calm the panicked civilians and also doing evacuations from the site of the fight".

It seems that I was in a timeline during the first Iron Man movie.

"It's okay I understand your circumstances, so I would not make it hard for you and tell you what happened last night but before that eat the breakfast before it gets cold", I said in a sad tone while pointing toward the table to enjoy the food.

The moment they eat the food, all of them including the devil were surprised. They eat at a very fast speed, finishing all the food on the table. They had never tasted such taste just from a simple breakfast and the coffee was amazing too.

"It was a fabulous meal Shade", spoke the devil without noticing that he changed my name.

"Don't fret it, Amanediel", I smiled and replied.

"Hey, my name is Lucifer Morningstar, you stupid human", he shouted.

"And, my name is Wade Wilson, you stupid devil", I snorted.

We both looked at each other's eyes with an intense gaze before bursting into laughter.

Both the ladies looked at us with weird eyes, as if seeing an alien for the first time.

"I had a business proposal for you, Mr. Devil but we will discuss it after I clarify yesterday's incident to the detective". I said and looked toward the detective.

We all were drinking up our remaining coffee, at this point.

"It might be gruesome so be a prepared detective". I said while trying to add suspense to my sentence.

Chloe prepared herself and took out a notepad to write down the report.

" Our neighbour's cat was suffering from diarrhea. The sound was not of gunfire but she farted while being fucked by the male cat from outside the neighborhood. It scared the male to such an extinct that he died of a heart stroke, while still being inside the diarrhea cat", I wiped the imaginary tears and said with an emotional voice.

"Puffff", Lucifer and Vanessa burst into laughing while spiting their coffee to the right and left side of the sofa.