1 The beginning

The fuck why is it so dark? Wait who am I what's going on I'm freaking out man! .... who am I talking to don't tell me I'm already driving my self to insanity and have started just talking to my self do to the everlasting darkness? Nevermind pull yourself together with you. ... what is my name again alright don't remember. Well, this sucks I can't even tell my self to pull it together I don't have a name. Wait I'm getting sidetracked again focus escape then I can have my identity crisis. I try to extend my arm out ahh success there is a wall now push. man this is a really solid wall no matter how hard I push it won't budge. I sigh in frustration as I slam my head against the wall. CRAAAAAAACK. I freeze I've spent how long trying to break free and it just cracks open that easily! I call bull shit wall are you trying to fuck with me. ..... calm down breath be happy you can finally get out be happy and use your head. Well, that sounds like good advice Mabey I should take it. Another crack happens as I slam my head against the wall again and I'm blinded by the light. Ahhhhhh it burns my eyes. It takes a while to get used to the sun but finally the light is no longer my biggest enemy like the sun in a bad vampire film. Ass I crawl out of the crack I see a large lake surrounded by trees that look to reach the sky.  I try and fail to pick up my jaw off the ground as I start to walk forward. As I start moving I come to a rather sudden realization. I have four legs and no arms. After taking a moment to let that sink in I look back at the wall that trapped.me for so long. Its an egg a goddam egg. fuuuuuuck I try to run to the water's surface as fast as I can which turns out to be slow as all hell. I finally reach the lake to look at my reflection. IM ADORABLE! I can't help but think this as I see my large round eyes and green face. Yes, I'm the cutest thing ever but I'm a motherfucking turtle. I sigh as I take another look around these behemoth size trees are not because of their massive but I'm way too short. If I was to compare my self with this tree assuming it was normal hight I can only imagine my self inch high and two inches long. Once again I find myself needing to sigh though I don't remember who I am I'm fairly confident I was a human before. Hmmm ..... wait if I recall when I was human there were stories about reincarnation where the MC could be born in a different world as a variety of things from tree to the dragon. If so mabey I look back into my reflection and concentrate not on how cute I am ( though there nothing cuter) but on trying to bring up status. I stand there for a good five minutes. Once again I sigh you know that is quickly becoming my biggest trait oh well I guess I don't have a system. As I finish saying this a ding sounds in my mind as a popup screen appears in front of me that says status. ....ok this thing has to be fucking with me. Why did it pop up knowledge of all times is it because I said status ding anther pop up appears identical to the one I'm looking at. FUCK IT lets just look at my status before I have a headache.

Species: Torrential  Turtle Hatchling

Strength: 1

Speed: 0.1

Dexterity: 0.3

Defense: 100

Intelligence: 50

Mana: 75

Abilities:

True Water magic

Water absorption 

Advanced Mana Regeneration 

Water Breathing 

Inspect

I have a few things to say after looking at my status mainly being why my stats are so poor and why do my skills sound so amazing. I mean it seems to be totally unbalanced my lowest stat is at point one. Taking a deep breath I try using inspect on my skillset and surprisingly it works.

True Water magic: An I ate a type of magic that only incredibly rare beasts pose that allows for the creation of actual water from mana.

Water Absorption: It allows the user to absorb water as a source of nutrients while nullifying all water-based damage.

The other abilities seem pretty self-explanatory so ill skip them but what does it mean by the creation of actual water mean. Never mind that I better hop into the water before a predator comes and makes a snack out of me. "CAAAAAAW" I jerk my head up and wouldn't you know it I fucking jinxed myself.