Cap 1 I am the overpower comedian

When I opened my eyes I didn't fell my whole boly,I looked at the water pool that was close...Look, I know this might be a dream or reality, but if what I think is true...I am now a skeketon lich and probably in a world of swords and magic.

Should I say THAT?

'Status..nothing huh...maybe... menu!'

It really apoeared, a menu tablet appeared...there is the option of stats, item and... cel?!

'There us cellphones here? lets try call someone.'

I click in "cel" obviosly there us no one in the numbers list.

'Well lets see our stats'

I clucked in stats... there it seems my stats are all 1... but I have 200 skill points.

there is a description of my character here... really I can't even choose my name...my name is sans the easiest enemy someone can fight...

'Wait!Isn't this the description of the hardest p

boss of that game? Eto... Under... underground...understory something like that right? Than I know what I should do... it seems that the only stats that check shows is attack and defence'

I like in the game will put every thing in evasion, atack duration and atack speed.

'From to day on I am sans... Sans the skeleton.