30 Too easy

I had a complicated opinion about my little friend's new size.

Could this thing fit? Could I use it as often?

It seemed that now my dick was 12 inches (30.5 cm), which was twice the world average, it was also thicker, in general it could be said that I evolved to a next level.

Will it get bigger if I cultivate?

Ignoring those thoughts, this time I inspected the rest of my body.

My skin had taken on a pale tone, I even thought it looked sickly; but it had that inexplicable charm that would make anyone narcissistic.

Even my face had some small changes.

The famous jade skin had entered the scene. Even my eyebrows, nose, mouth and cheekbones improved.

Now I'm a pretty boy, huh?

This convenient or inconvenient?

It's not a problem for me anyway, it's not like I'm going to meet a desperate single woman or something.

Cultivators really are blessed, but I'll really avoid meeting any other cultivators, most of the novels portray them as dogs that are always looking for a bigger piece of meat to bite into.

You know, there are also the typical young masters and their powerful ancestors, clans, emperors, tribulations, demons that want to devour you, beauties that collapse empires and bring calamity... although a part of me was very curious about the cultivators recognized as "Beauties"; my rational side sensed that they would only be a magnet for problems, problems of which I already had enough... for the moment.

Ignoring the fact that cursing causes said deed to happen (raising a flag), I took the ki fruits from my inventory and devoured them, apparently they also had the same effect as a body-tempering pill or liquid.

My blood boiled with excitement, the kind of excitement that you only feel a few times in your life.

I went to see the girls... but they were "training" Evelyn.

I felt a little sorry for Evelyn but she looked relatively fine.

The most interesting thing was that they didn't react much to my change, they said something like "you're still as handsome", with my spirits up and my blood boiling I decided to train my cultivation and magic, I had a few hours until dawn, soon I was going to meet Elves of the "Underworld", so having some strength to defend myself was necessary.

.....

Third day, 6 in the morning.

'There is too much scum'

Light streamed in through the window and reflected off the bathroom mirror.

Yes, again I am cleaning my body...

Damn!

It really grew back!

Watching my little friend, he seemed to evolve at his own pace.

The 12 inches became 15 (38.1 cm), in a matter of hours, consequently my libido had also increased but not to the point of becoming a retard who thinks with his dick.

The system was convenient in these cases, I found suitable clothes and bought them.

'Better'

The rage points kept coming in constantly, a few hours ago I asked Firis to help me with that, I have to admit that her talent to annoy people is superior to mine.

Unexpectedly the rate of gain had increased exponentially, 70 million rage points were in my pocket, and the rate only seemed to increase.

I returned my gaze to the notifications that blinked incessantly, I didn't stop to read them but now was the time.

.....

<[Blood-Pulse Sutra] has leveled up>

<[Blood-Pulse Sutra] has leveled up>

.....

<[Blood-Pulse Sutra], Rank: 7>

<Your blood is nourished, your genes are strengthened, your heart is no longer as weak as before, your veins are transformed, your offspring improve>

<Your strength increased by 500 points; your stamina increased by 500 points; your intelligence increased by 500 points; your speed increased by 500 points>

<Your fertility has greatly increased>

<Your body has been purified>

<Can now imbue the force of your blood into your attacks>

.....

<[Primordial Origin Sutra], Rank: 4>

<The strongest man is born! All your muscles get stronger>

<Your stamina increased by 2000 points>

<You have discovered a new use; purification: using your Qi you can purify ghosts, undead and chaotic creatures (the word purify has different meanings)>

<Your body begins to develop impermeability to poisons>

<Your Qi has greatly improved! ; by infusing your Qi you can cure diseases (Infusing Qi has many meanings>

<[Primordial Origin Sutra], it has mutated; you become dual cultivator passively>

.....

<Your acupuncture points open; they get stronger>

.....

<Your mana body slowly begins to form>

.....

'...'

'...'

'...'

I couldn't say anything for a few seconds, this is absurd.

What is this about ghosts?

That's a flag!?

Dual cultivator... shit, in a world full of horny elves, what could possibly go wrong?

The most worrying thing was the increase in fertility, how many children would be born if I don't control it?

I have to be more careful with this.

I left the bathroom lost in thought (using split mind), I walked a few meters and I noticed Evelyn.

'...'

A maid.

Somehow Evelyn ended up wearing a classic maid outfit, although it was erotic to be considered just a costume.

'What happened, Evelyn?', I asked curiously.

"Master, Firis gave me this outfit, since I'm your servant this is the outfit I should wear", Evelyn smiled as if it was the obvious thing to do.

'...'

'You don't have to be so formal, Evelyn. I prefer that we speak normally', I replied slowly.

Evelyn shook her head vehemently, she looked more delicate than usual.

"I'm your servant, I can't do that"

'...'

This is troublesome.

As I was talking to Evelyn, she suddenly explain her reason.

"Master, allow me to ease your needs", Evelyn's voice became soft and seductive, but she also seemed embarrassed.

I saw her face blushing, the situation distracted me and I forgot that all the elves are horny.

Since there was some time... a break wouldn't hurt, right?

With that in mind I took Evelyn to my room.