Scumbag Toki and Tsunade

As a reincarnator from a family that promotes ethnic integration, Toki naturally understands that a nation's true strength does not solely rely on military power. Only by assimilating the bloodline and culture of the Uchiha clan into the entire ninja world can the Uchiha clan truly prosper and thrive. For generations, everyone in the clan has been surnamed Uchiha. No matter how chaotic the world is, internal strife within the Uchiha clan is the true mark of an immortal family.

Thinking about the glorious future of the Uchiha clan, Toki's lips couldn't help but curl up slightly. Over the next three years, he wasn't in a rush to engage in full-scale war with the Hidden Cloud Village. What he wanted to do was to gradually assimilate the 5000 elite ninja who signed up into hardcore fans of the Uchiha clan, preferably all changing their surname to Uchiha. Of course, Toki also knew that this wasn't entirely realistic. After all, the current population of the Uchiha clan is too small. It's not practical to adopt all of them like adopting sons, otherwise Toki would feel like he's too much of a grandparent before Hiruzen Sarutobi. It seems more realistic to follow the example of daimyos and nobles by implementing polygamy.

Those damn nobles spend their days frolicking, wining and dining, and end up using ninjas for their commissions. When the time comes, he, as the clan leader, must set an example and marry a few more wives to set an example for the clan members. Toki has already thought of slogans to be posted on the walls of the clan in the future:

'How can the Uchiha clan prosper? Have more children and plant fewer trees!'

As Toki happily envisioned the future of the Uchiha clan, At the corner of the corridor, a black-haired girl with a troubled look was supporting a drunken golden-haired lady with an enormous (·Y·) figure. Toki frowned, looking somewhat puzzled at the newcomer.

"Tsunade?"

The two were none other than one of the Sannin, Tsunade, and her assistant, Shizune. Shizune, upon hearing the voice, nervously raised her head, fearing that someone demanding payment had recognized them.

"Toki-sama?!"

Shizune looked pleasantly surprised when she saw Toki. Tsunade, upon hearing Toki's name, raised her head somewhat bewilderedly:

"Huh? Toki? Where's Toki? I'm going to knock him out!!"

Toki raised his hand, rubbing his temples with a headache. Sure enough, The next moment, the tipsy Tsunade appeared next to Toki in a flicker and slammed her fist down.

"You jerk!"

Toki quickly stepped back, and Tsunade's fist slammed hard into the tatami mat of the inn. With a bang, the tatami mat was smashed into a large pit, and Tsunade stumbled and fell to the ground, tears streaming down her face.

"You heartless jerk! Scumbag! Boo hoo ┭┮﹏┭┮!"

At this moment, Shisui, who heard the noise, rushed out to intervene. However, when he saw Tsunade, a strange expression appeared on his face, and then he immediately bowed to Toki:

"Um, Toki-sama, I'll take my leave first. I still have to go back to Konoha to select the first batch of names for the Ministry of Defense support list."

After Shisui finished speaking, without waiting for Toki's reply, he escaped with a flicker, The terrifying speed left behind a residual image in place, telling everyone that this was Shisui's real body. Toki looked at the slowly dissipating residual image of Shisui with black lines all over his head, sighed helplessly, lowered his hands to reduce his hostility, and walked slowly towards Tsunade.

"Tsunade, calm down, I'm here. Don't get agitated."

Tsunade blinked her eyes hard, trying hard to open them and stare at the guy she wanted to beat to death. But being too drunk, she couldn't resist the strong urge to sleep. Seeing this, Toki breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly stepped forward, and embraced the almost falling Tsunade in his arms. Behind them, Shizune held her face, her eyes gleaming with golden light, looking like she's about to ship this couple to the extreme. Toki glared at her unkindly and scolded:

"What are you still looking at?! Hurry up and take her away!"

Shizune stuck out her tongue, nodded towards Toki's waist, and made a gesture with her mouth:

"Hey, Lord Tsunade is holding you so tightly, I can't move you."

At this time, Shizune was only 16 years old and hadn't yet started the low-key and quiet demeanor of the plot. There was a hint of girlish playfulness in her words. Toki looked down and sure enough, Tsunade had unknowingly hugged him tightly. Toki sighed, lifted Tsunade up, and asked:

"Where do you live?"

Shizune's eyes lit up, and she happily led the way, leading Toki to their room. When the few of them arrived in the bedroom, Shizune left Tsunade and Toki in the room, covering her mouth and smiling as she left the room alone. Toki looked at the delicate face in his arms, a complex expression appearing on his face. The reason why Shisui and Shizune reacted the way they did just now, It's all because Tsunade was his first woman.

Toki is considered a ninja of Uchiha Fugaku's generation, and now he's already 28 years old. As the child of Fugaku, who is 32 years old and has two children, Toki, as a reincarnator, naturally wouldn't engage in any silly operations like remaining chaste for the sake of the family or refusing romantic relationships for the sake of the family. On the contrary, as a handsome guy famous in the Uchiha clan, Toki enjoyed the same treatment at the ninja academy as Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke. Plus, with the explosion of information from his previous life, Toki can be said to have had dozens or even hundreds of ex-girlfriends in Konoha over the years. Especially since Toki lived during the Second and Third Great Ninja Wars, everyone was living from hand to mouth, so it was normal to be a little more open-minded.

Moreover, Toki is a 'talented' genius who unlocked the Sharingan early (thanks to his strong spiritual power). In the face of the anxiety of the night of the clan's destruction, Toki's main strategy is to be a leaf floating among flowers, not touching any of them. But Tsunade is an exception.