1 Laughing at my death

Kichiro O'Ceallaigh POV

I took an L, I took a massive L and this is being proven to me by the god of evil, Mikaboshi, and the creator of everything, God, were laughing at my face while I sit in shame watching what had to have been the worst day of my life. I looked once again at the mirror and when I saw my bruised face I just sighed in shame and remembered what had happened to me before I died.

*Flashback*

I am walking down the mean streets of Dublin when I hear a woman scream, I look around and see a woman be dragged into an alleyway by three buff guys that were tatted out and looked very scary. I wanted to leave her alone since I am a skinny twig with absolutely no possible way of beating up those guys but just when I was about to turn my head I made eye contact with the woman and she just looked so scared. So, against my better judgment I started walking across the road and felt something wrong and looked to my side and just saw a bright light, I quickly jumped forward and dodged an incoming truck! I mean I am a weeb an all but I don't want to die! anyway, I just wiped my brain clean of my near death and snuck into the alleyway where I saw the three men talking to the woman who was on the floor with some ripped clothes. I grabbed a broken brick on the floor and quickly ran into the alleyway and smacked a guy on the back of the head, he fell to the floor as the other guys quickly turned around and faced me. The tallest one said

Tall guy: "Oy what the feck do you think you are doing lad, can't you see what's happening here!?"

Kichiro: "shut up pervert!"

I smacked the guy in the face with the brick as he fell to the floor, hid mate quickly jumped on me, knocking me to the floor as he started pummelling me. I was keeping my guard up when I shouted to the woman

Kichiro: "Hurry up and run away while you still can!"

the woman just looked confused and as did the thug on top of me, he was about to say something until I took advantage of his confusion and throat punched him. This made him gasp in pain as he struggled to take a deep breath. I quickly pushed him off of me before standing up, my entire body was bruised and just standing hurt me but I had to push through the pain and help the woman, I quickly grabbed the woman as I pull her with me and together we run away. She was screaming something at me but due to all the adrenaline rushing through my body I didn't hear a word she said. I saw that the men had all started running after us and apparently they had some buddies now with them. I started feeling sore as this was the most exercise I had done in a very long time. I then felt something collide with my leg and felt my body fall and start tumbling on the ground, I looked behind me and saw that the woman I saved had reached her foot out to trip me up. I looked surprised until I felt something heavy crush my body, I saw a person on top of me so I tried to wiggle myself out. without realising it my pants had fallen off causing me to only be in my underwear as I stood up and hit a group of trashcans behind me causing me to fall and crack my head on the concrete. I stood up dizzy but realised I had to get away quickly since I had been lured in by a trap. Obviously the woman was in a team with the men and this was just a ploy to rob me. I quickly took a couple of dizzy steps and my fourth step I slipped on something and fell onto the road but before hitting the ground I saw something yellow on the ground and felt something ram into me. So I made two conclusions, the first being that I slipped on a fucking BANANA peel and then my second conclusion was that I just got hit by a fucking truck which means that I am going to die... well shit. I then hit the ground and my body slammed into the ground, the woman then came up to me and tried to say something but I didn't hear anything and closed my eyes. I then opened my eyes and saw one god laughing while the other was staring at the laughing one while looking very disappointed. The disappointed god then looked at me and said

*return to present moment

Kichiro: "so your telling me that Mikaboshi, the god of evil, placed a small hex on me that made me unaware of my surrounding making me not notice that I was actually on a movie set and what I thought was a crime about to happen was actually just a movie scene and when you found out about it he tried to get rid of the evidence my throwing a truck at me?"

God: "yeah *sigh* again I am very sorry for my sons actions and I know you might want to return to your world but that is not a possibility instead I am going to give you three wishes and I will allow you to reincarnate into your favourite tv show, Young Justice and I'll let you choose how you look. I know you might be thinking 'how did he know what my favourite show is' I'll give you a big hint, I am god"

Kichiro: "I understand, but honestly that is awesome cause I have been thinking about what I have wanted to have as my powers ever since I read my first anime. So you could say that I am very prepared for this. anyway, my first wish is to have the abilities of both Benimaru and Shinra. My second wish is to have a gacha system that also gives quests and make sure that I will not be a slave to the system. hmm, one question on the gacha wheel is it possible to get the Id create and destroy skill?"

God: "yes but I just have to tell you somethi-"

Kichiro: "ahh alright then for my last wish I want a skill that is a mix of conquerors Haki and spirit pressure, of course this means that I also get all of the other hakis right?"

God: "I mean sure I can do that, but one thing about the syste-"

Kichiro: "great, then for my looks I want to look like Benimaru from fire force but taller and slightly more muscle."

God: "alright that can be arranged but one thing I want to mention is that, before you leave the he-"

Mikaboshi: "Let him leave dad, Bye now mortal" *Zooouuuuppp* (pop the P)

God: "why did you do that son, I had not finished telling him that the hex was still stuck on him making his luck worse than the average humans. Which means that his rewards will rarely be that good. I mean I could have fixed that before, had he let me finish or even before you sent him away but now, he can only hope that he gets a reward that can fix this problem."

Mikaboshi: "hahahahahaa, I did it because it will be waaayyy more entertaining now to watch him grow"

God: *SSSSIIIIGGGGHHHH*

Meanwhile in the DC universe

in a dark alleyway a teenager, who looked 19 but was actually 17, opened his eyes revealing that one had a white circle and a red iris while the other was a white cross with a red iris. This was the beginning of the story for someone who the world would soon call, 'the Red Devil of Destruction'

AN: [this will not be his permanent hero name, please give me some ideas on what to make his hero name since I have no f*cking clue. if there are many suggestions that I like I will put them in a random name generator. Thanks for helping!]