1 1: I'm Dead? I think you mean Horny
There are three big no no's when you die, or rather three ways you don't want to go out. Number one is dying on the shitter, Number two is dying during sex, and we all have our own Number three we don't like to discuss very much. Now me? I died with number three. But imagine my surprise when I someone who was a pretty old gods religion guy, specifically Norse Mythology or Shinto Pantheon being my thing found myself Before Shenron and all the other good Dragons of Dragon Ball, Arceus, Rayquaza, Mew, Yoda, Divine Justina, The Father, The Daughter, Raava, Roku, Kyoshi, and Vaatu, The Son, Hagoromo and Hamura Otsutsuki, Ajuka Beelzebub, Michael, Shemhazai and Baraqiel...
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'Congratulations on dying in such an embarrassing way, the Omni God King of Jump, Bio, and Ava Worlds has declared that your soul may Reincarnate to one of our Realms.' Declared Super Shenron.
''I choose DxD.'' I say.
''As a parting gift you may choose Four Wishes.'' Says Ajuka.
''I wish to Reincarnate as my Favorite OC, but with all my memories.'' I Declare.
''Wish Granted, pick three more.'' Says Michael.
''I wish for Issei Hyoudou and Vali Lucifer to be Genderbent into Isane Hyoudou and Valiana Lucifer Respectively, and Kaho Saji to be the wielder of Vritra as well as the eldest Saji Child. '' I Declare.
''Wish Granted. Pick two more.''
"My Third Wish is to have an absolutely irresistible charm when it comes to speaking with either Sex, doesn't matter if they God's, Satan's, Angels or Fallen Angels, Yokai, or humans, my charm enables an irresistible persuasiveness that nothing short of God himself could resist. Now let me be clear, I don't want the resultant effect to be a slavishly devoted sex slave, rather the women will be naturally attracted by me through my speech and find anything I say highly believable if not probable." I Say, just imagining how easily I could Charm my way into the pants of Kuroka, Yasaka, Rias, Serafall, Ravel, Gabriel, and Akeno. What? I'm a Pervert so fucking what? Sue me for all I care!
''Wish Granted. Pick One More.'' Says The Old sack of science.
''I wish to have Satan-Class Demonic Power As well As being an actual Satan Descendant of Lucifer and Beelzebub. That being said I wish to have Demonic Power that is extremely Potent and vast, I specifically wish for the Lucifuge Clan Power to be Primordial Twilight Energy and the Lucifer Clan's Power to be Primordial Darkness.'' I say, making sure to be extra specific in what I want accomplished by the wish.
"That can constitute as more than one wish, but in the interest of hurrying things along I'll grant it but I'll be placing it under certain limitations." Says The feathery Sack of sin.
"Fine fine, just do me the favor of not making them too big of a pain in the ass to achieve nor control." I say dismissively as I am enveloped in a flash of light that came from The feathery Sack of Righteousness.
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(Lucifuge Mansion, Lucifuge Territory, Extra Demon's Territory, The Underworld, Earth, DxD / Draconic Deus Universe)
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My name was Gilgamesh Lucifuge Half-Brother of Grayfia and Euclid, and I was the Lord of Lucifuge, Kept in stasis for much of the great war and much the aftermath I was now free and had been for ten years. Raised beside the Gremory Family as a Ward of my sister Grayfia. I made no secret of my perversion here, there was little need, I made advances to Rias every so often, and Akeno to, but didn't push it, just let them know I was interested and still was interested. I had one Peerage Member having recruited her around the same time Koneko was given to Rias.
Kuroka the Black Cat was my Mutation Bishop and a naughty Yokai lover, she was also his instructor in Senjutsu, Youjutsu, and Magic. I had access to the Lucifuge Clan's and Lucifer Clan's Powers, but because of the three idiots my Power was difficult to control, I couldn't use more than one at a time, and my expertise in King of Flies was minimal. My Demonic Power Training had focused primarily on compressing it so that if used as ammunition for say a Gun of Demonic Power it'd hit home with bone-breaking intensity. I was also a collector, collecting Demonic Swords as a hobby, he had Gram, Arondight, and Tyrfing in his possession and made no secret of that, wanting Siegfried to come for him and give him an opportunity to recruit the Artificial Human to his side, as the man was a born leader and would become invaluable later on as a Knight.
He'd already somewhat mapped out his Peerage, specifically on who he wanted in it. He wouldn't stack it entirely comprised of Women. He hoped to have the opportunity to have either Le Fay Pendragon, Ravel Phenex, Valerie Tepes, Asia Argento, or Lavinia Reni as his Bishops. As far as Knights went he obviously wanted Siegfried, but he hoped to have the opportunity to acquire either Jeanne, Tobio Ikuse, or the likes of Aži Dahāka, Apophis, or Fafnir as his second Knight. Of course he wasn't opposed to having Tiamat, Bova Tannin and Crom Cruach in his group either, but Tiamat would probably require the Queen Piece and Bova would likely amount to a Pawn while Crom could be a Queen or a Rook.
As For Rooks He wanted Xenovia as her raw power style of fighting made her an Ideal Rook, plus the Bluenette was hot no matter what his cousin from his old life said. Her Breasts overshadowed any cringeworthy moments, literally and figuratively speaking. Other potential Rooks he wanted were Midgardsormr, Heracles, Brynhildr, Lint Sellzen, Ouryuu Nakiri, and Rossweisse.
Pawn Wise he'd be willing to consider Kiyome Abe, Bova Tannin, Raynare, Kalawarner, Mittelt, Connla, Kunou, Elmenhilde Karnstein, Katase, Aika Kiryuu, Murayama, Lilitifa Vepar, Leonardo, and Shooting Star.
Queen Wise he'd seriously Consider Georg, Shooting Star, Magnus Rose, Lavinia Reni, Valiana, Meredith Ordinton, Latia Astaroth, and Katerea Leviathan as potential Queens.
Speaking of which, he needed to continue the Lucifuge Line, time to call upon a very lovely lady....
