Fricking Truck-kun

Before you say or read anything, know that truck-kun is real, and he is powerful! ( Author Note )

...

Alexander Veres walked down the street while talking on the phone with big shades on.

"No, I don't want to go up on stage, I'm on my break, leave me out of whatever you're doing..." His voice was baritone and deep, and charmed the passerbys.

"Oh my god!" A girl exclaimed shouting at the top of her voice.

"What?" Alex looked around trying to find the source of the exclamation only to find her pointing at him with starry eyes.

"It's Alexander Veres! Can I have your autograph?" She rushed over causing the surrounding people to enter a frenzy.

"Oh, he's here? Doesn't he have to star in a movie next month?"

"Why would the Hollywood King come to such a city, however it's good that he's here, I can beat that I met him!"

Alex smiled ruefully and removed the shades and smiled softly causing the surrounding females to swarm him.

"Hey, calm down, I can sign it, but only if you form a line and quiet down." He said loudly, causing the screams to fade.

"Okay, me first, I saw him first..." She trailed off before pushing her breast against him and asking him to sign it.

He shook his head and sighed her forehead making her pout.

'Is it just me, or is everyone rather bold!' He signed the fans clothes and hands then took of running in a random direction.

'Shit, I'm nearly late, if only I could live forever, the I'd laze around all day doing nothing...' He came to a stop and avoided the fans trying to chase him and crossed the empty street.

Then he heard the sound of a truck and then a massive force sent him flying three meters down the street.

'Fuck, I've read enough novels to know about the infamous truck-kun, but why me, I'm not lacking anything and my back account is in the eight digits!'

He climbed to his feet slowly and groaned as he rubbed his aching side.

'If I didn't practice cultivation, I'd have died!' Then he looked around and saw people frozen in fear as they pointed and gestured at him.

"Is he okay? A truck just came out of nowhere and hit him!"

Vroom! Another truck appeared and slammed into Alex sending him flying four meters down the street this time.

"Fuck, is it going to be five meters next time?" He asked in rage as he got ready to punch the truck.

A boom rang out and the truck went flying back, and then it disappeared?

'What the fuck?' A shadow ended up over him, and when he looked up, he saw a truck accelerating past the speed of sound.

"Fuck me, why are you so determined, truck-kun, leave me alone!" He cried out as it slammed into him.

A crater appeared in the street as blood seeped from Alexander's mouth.

Cough, cough.

Climbing to his feet shakily, he looked and saw truck-kun reversing, then he felt something in his chest burst as the truck hit him.

{You died.}

'I don't need you to tell me that, I felt my heart collapse! It freaking hurt!'

{Selecting new world, world selected: Underworld!}

'Fuck that, return me to my old one!' He didn't curse easily, but he cursed so much today.

{Request denied, Insertion Phase : 100% Complete.}

If I wasn't bound to you, I'd want you dead...' Alex floated in a familiar blank landscape with nothing around him.

{Loading world..., Building terrain..., Assigning souls..., World Building Complete.}

Then darkness started to merge into the white background and slowly turned it grey.

Soon, the endless expanse of white space was grey and turning darker by the second.

Then it turned dark, and then he felt liquid encompassing him.

{World complete... Entering world.}

...

9 Months Later, Earth

A wailing cry was heard in a stone fortress that seemed to to meld into the darkness besides it.

"Ahhh, mommy is here." A gentle voice whispered in the darkness.

{You have been born, species is Vampire, you are born from the communion of two vampires.}

'Just great, and what year is it?'

{It is 1300 AD.}

'Fuck life!'