Ch.66
(Matt Pov)
At first, I was trying to figure out ways to explain Thor's random appearance to those who don't know about gods. Though Thor made everyone believe his story of being my half-brother from my father's side, even Eva believed it as if my father had a one-night stand one day resulting in Thor. We do look very similar and after convincing Eva, everyone was much easier. Now it looks like I will have Thor living with us indefinitely and fortunately or unfortunately depending on who you ask, Emmett was teaching him how to be 'normal'. Thor and Emmett hit it off quickly, becoming very good friends, much to Rosalie's annoyance. Then the weeks passed by quickly and before I knew it the week of my wedding was here, everyone who was part of the wedding in the US, got on the private jet my clan has and headed to Sweden for the wedding.
The people flying with Alice and me today are Thor, all the Cullens, Eva, Charlie, Bella, my cousins, Jacob, Billy, Sam, and Emily. Thankfully the private jet my clan owns was large enough to fit all the people today. The two pilots are clan members and so too was the chef on board who would cook for us if we wanted to eat. In the air, like usual Thor started to drink and slowly became drunk, along with Billy, and Emmett. Everyone else talked, slept, and ate for the entire flight. We arrived eventually in Stockholm, Sweden, and in one piece thankfully, even with Thor's drunk idiocy. Once outside the plane, several cars were waiting for us to take us all to the clan grounds. The humans of our group slept on the car ride to sleep off the jet lag, while everyone else watched the scenery or passed the time in their own way.
Arriving at the clan grounds, I saw most of the clan preparing for the wedding this week as if this was the biggest party of the year for them. I guess as the next clan head my wedding is important, plus my clan loves finding reasons to party. Then we all arrived at my grandparent's house and they were waiting for us outside the house. Everyone greeted them and they looked at Thor confused, but after hearing Eva and Thor explain that he was my half-brother. My grandfather seemed hesitant to believe it at first, my grandmother immediately hugged him and welcomed him to the family, but seeing how similar we look my grandfather shrugged it off. The next few days were us helping set up the last few things before the wedding, but the time came for Alice to have her bachelorette party and for me to have my bachelor party.
All my groomsmen and I followed Emmett, my best man, and extremely excited for today as he kept smiling since the morning. My groomsmen are Jacob, Sam, Charlie, Lucas, Jasper, and now Thor.
"Emmett, gonna finally tell me what you have planned for today?" I ask him as we all pack into the car we are using for tonight.
"Thor if you get blasted now, how are you gonna function for the rest of the night?" I say turning to Thor who pounds a twenty-four pack of beer, one beer after another in less than a minute.
"This is nothing! This is just my premeal, before the real meal!" Thor says after burping heavily. Emmett laughs hearing him, everyone else just chuckles, while I sigh.
"You'll see Matt, plus this time we don't have to worry about any women who want to fuck you immedatly...right?" Emmett says to me smirking and then looking at me curious about if I have a crazy woman here like Jessica.
"Nope, you jackass, just where are we going first?" I say sighing at the joke and still not getting an answer.
"To eat at the best restaurant in Stockholm," Emmett says.
"Wait we are driving all the way back! Is that why we left so early!" I say annoyed.
"Yeah, but don't worry, I booked us all hotel rooms for the night. We can go crazy and then head back in the morning," Emmett says as we are driving to Stockholm.
"See! This is why I came prepared for the journey brother!" Thor says with a laugh and pulls out from a cooler another twenty-four pack, which he has on the floor, and a seemingly endless supply of beer. Then hands the beer out to everyone who takes it, except Emmett who is driving.
"To my brother and the night ahead of us!" Thor says and burps before downing his beer in less than a second, everyone cheers with him and drinks theirs.
"FUCK! That is one strong beer!" Charlie says and seems surprised at the strength of the beer, which I now realize is strong enough for everyone else who is nonhuman.
"My bad, Charlie, I must have given you a beer meant for shifters, here is a normal one, though you may want to pace yourself now," Thor says with a laugh and patting his back, Charlie just nods his head taking the new beer.
"Jesus this is going to be a long night," I say with a sigh.
"Matt, you should meet him, I have and he's a cool dude, who likes to party too," Thor says and is referring to Jesus, confusing some of the others at his statement.
"He means a friend of his named Jesus," I say trying to play off Thor's lack of filter, Thor seeing his mistake nods his head agreeing with me, and turns the attention away by handing out more beer and farting.
"Fuck man! I'm right next to you!" Jacob says gaging as Thor's fart fills the car and Emmett puts all the windows down airing it out, as Thor is laughing.
We all arrive in Stockholm eventually, some of us more buzzed than others. Emmett shows us the restaurant he has made reservations at and we all sit down to order. After our food comes we all begin eating, other than Emmett and Jasper who snuck in blood wine to drink as we all eat. After a few minutes of messing around, telling stories, and eating I hear a woman approach our table. Even though we are in one of the private VIP rooms.
"I thought I heard a familiar voice, been a long time since we've seen one another. Eva told me you were coming here this week for your wedding, congratulations," Victoria the crown princess of Sweden, and Eva's best friend says seeing us in the restaurant.
"Long time no see, though I guess not that long as you were Eva's maid of honor," I say greeting her and she chuckles nodding.
"Join us, pretty woman! We have more than enough room! Though you may want to leave after here, as we are heading to a club next! A club for men I believe," Thor says having not met her before and now slightly drunk. Victoria is taken back a bit at Thor's forwardness, but laughs it off and nods her head.
"Sure, I was here with a date, but he is not someone I have any interest in. I only went with him so my father doesn't annoy me about finding someone to marry. Especially now that Eva has married and I'm happy for her and you Charlie," Victoria says and gestures to one of her guards to let the man know she won't be returning. Smiling at Charlie who knows Victoria is Eva's best friend and he smiles back at her.
"HA! I like this woman! My mother is the same way! Always talking my ear off about getting married, though that is part of the reason I decided to live with my brother here!" Thor says laughing and putting his arm around my shoulder. I can see an interest rise in Victoria's eye and she inspects Thor with a curious look.
"I didn't know Matt, had any siblings," Victoria says still eyeing Thor.
"Ah, yes I found out not long ago, we share the same father, he is the best of my brothers!" Thor says hugging me closer to him as I sigh and push him off me. He just laughs at my annoyance, Victoria nods her head smiling a bit at how close Thor has become to me.
The next hour we finished the meal and talked, and Victoria seemed to enjoy our company. After seeing it was getting later, Emmett motioned for us to leave, so we could head to the next stop. Which from what Thor said earlier was either a strip club or a gentlemen's club.
"It was nice meeting you, Princess Victoria, hopefully, your father does not bother you too much about finding love!" Thor says now drunk and patting her shoulder, she just nods her head smiling at him. Charlie gives her a friendly hug goodbye and everyone else just waves goodbye. Everyone was drunk like Thor, except me, as I wanted to see where we are headed before getting drunk.
Walking down the street, after about another hour of walking I see a gentlemen's club that seems to be one of the higher-end ones. Walking inside I see many beautiful barely dressed women serving drinks and some strippers on a couple of polls. Though all these women look like models, some may be high-end escorts. Emmett walks over to the woman at the front counter, who is wearing a very tight woman's suit, and now that she is leading us to a VIP room I can see she isn't wearing pants, but only fishnet stockings with a thong. Once inside the VIP room, two women who are wearing basically only lingerie begin to serve us drinks upon our request. After leaving three other women walked into the room and talk to each of us while dancing on everyone's lap one by one.
"He's the groom to be!" Emmett says drunk and points at me as the three women walk over and begin to dance on my lap. Everyone is smirking at me, though Thor and Emmett are laughing as Emmett is taking pictures of me. Deciding I can't deal with these idiots sober I start to drink the special drinks for me and get drunk fairly quickly.
The rest of the night was a slight blur, as I woke up in my hotel room only wearing my pants. Sitting upright quickly looking around, I see no one in my hotel room thankfully, and try to think about what happened last night. The memories were a blur, but I remember Emmett taking many pictures of everyone getting lap dances. Thor flirted heavily with every woman we met. Then not much happened other than more lap dances, dancing, drinking, and messing around. The only other funny memory I have is of Thor and Emmett stripping down to their underwear upon the three women's request. Then both started dancing on the stripper pole in the room. The last few things I remember as Thor leaving the club with the three women who were our private strippers.
Snapping out of my thoughts I hear someone in my bathroom, which I didn't notice till now from the hazy mind I have from overdrinking my special drinks. Confused about who it could be or if I left the shower on, I stand up to look before the shower stops and the door opens a few seconds later. Then as I look around the room I see women's lingerie on the floor by the shower.
'No, no, no, no, no, no! Shit! Fuck! What did I do!...... Shit, I did nothing right?!' I begin to panic at the sight and the door of the bathroom opens relieving a woman who makes this situation even worse.
"FUCK! WHAT DID I DO!" I say out loud, the woman sees me awake now and looks at me with a conflicted expression.