1 The Bored God

Wandering through an infinite void of space and stars, was a god. This relm was known by numerous names, Heven, Hell, The Underworld, Valhalla, and many more. In truth it was not anything like what the people who gave it those names believed it to be. It was a library, a library cataloging every single person to ever live. And the god found wandering this library was, surprisingly, not the god in charge of death, but the god of entertainment, Dionysus. At least that was the name he liked to use. And he was looking for a soul to become his newest toy.

After an unknown period of time such a soul had been found. He was surprisingly average, died in his teens, skinny to the point of looking sick, but surprisingly well kept, seemed he valued vanity. He had light brown curly hair kept at a decent length and green eyes. Most would have overlooked him, there just wasn't anything to make him stand out. But that's not what Dionysus was looking for, he was looking for someone with creative outside the box thinking, and the knowledge to back that up. And it seemed that this soul fit that image perfectly.

The god grabbed hold of the soul and transported himself back to his own relm to begin the game. Once there he immediately set about walking the soul from its slumber. He quickly gained consciousness, and surprisingly had a much more favorable reaction to things than what Dionysus was expecting. He opend his eyes, looked around until his eyes landed on the god and stared.

"Well?" asked to god "I know you have questions so I'll give you some time to get answer for them." he finished as he reclines in his chair, a plate of cookies appearing on the table next to him. "And do give me a name to call you" he adds as he had only just considered it.

"My name is Kaleb" the mortal stated before asking, "what's going on?"

"Well I suppose you could consider this somewhat like that reincarnation thing you mortals are such fans of." Dionysus answered slowly before eating a cookie. After swallowing he continues "you'll be sent into a universe of my creation for the entertainment for the gods and mine"

"So do I get a choice?" asked Kaleb.

"In what, your participation, or of the universe you'll be sent too?" Dionysus smiles before continuing "because the answer to both those questions is... not in the slightest."

"And to answer your next question, you will be sent to the SCP universe" He added casually, reaching for yet another cookie.

Immediately Kaleb's face filled with worry. The SCP connon is notoriously confusing, and that is to say that there is no one cannon. Instead there is numerous cannons with only one that wasn't extremely dangerous would be lolfoundation bit he doubted that would be the world he was sent to.

"What cannon does this universe follow?" he asked after some thought.

Dionysus stops with yet another cookie halfway to his mouth and smiles before saying "Finally, we're getting the the good stuff. You will be sent to a universe that follows what is I suppose the most commonly excepted cannon, Resurrection." when he finishes a glass appears in his hand. He continues after taking a drink. "You'll be placed after the disbandment of Omega 7, and shortly before the campaign to form Alpha 9 begins."

Kaleb takes a moment to absorb this information before asking one final question "Do I get any sort of benefits going into this world?"

"I'm glad you asked, I was planning on sending you in with nothing if you didn't" Dionysus paused to laugh at that thought before continuing, "I'll give you a choice between ether two minor SCP objects of your choice or one powerful one, I'll decide what's powerful and what's minor. Second I'll give you your choice of an anomalous ability, as long as its nothing crazy". He takes another drink, so think long and hard on this, I'll give you the time, because this may be what decides if you live or die"

And with that Kaleb started thinking.