chapter 1

hello my name is tanji and this is my story on how I became a god in the naruto universe and others but before I talk about let me tell you some stuff about me first of all I am a big anime fan of course I out of all my favorite was naruto it is just something about charkra and it's concept but I once tried to and failed miserably like all the other weebs that's one thing about but in school not so great I mean girls won't even take a second look at me yea and also I am in anime club which made me look like more of a nerd but I don't really care wait did I tell you guys about my family probably didn't but let's just say my dad is a slow walker cause he's been at the store for years and my mom took care of me and my sister with all of her care she is very caring but if you get on her bad side you are in for a yelling but my sister my dear sister who I love very much I stole her panties just to get a sniff of her oh she smell like peaches one time I even got to squeeze her boobs they are so round and big but enough of that let me tell you how I died well I was walking home for the store when I seen my dad in a lemo me being happy to see him ran out in the road to greet him the suddenly I got hit by a car totally not a nice feeling this is just my conservation with the god who gave me my power I mean you have read many web novels you should know

( me getting my powers pov)

"so as I wake up all I see is black it was very dark and I couldn't see much then a bright light appeared me being curious touched the light but it felt bouncy as the light faded I seen a girl with a very nice figure but with long silky silver hair me being curious, again asked her who she is but before I can i flew back from a punch that felt like a building was falling on me as she did that she innocently held her chest calling me a pervert me getting up dazed, said how am I supposed to know you are a girl her still being mad said you should keep your hands to yourself and you wouldn't get hit but that is not why you are here"

then why cause it better be damn better than that punch i took

it is way better it is a one and a 0 opportunity

well what is it or I can go back to squeezing something

okay okay you have 3 wishes and you can choose where you want to get reincarnated

alright my first wish is