78 Just yeet it!
The bus stopped at a mountainside gallery, the road ending not far uphill.
As we stepped out a glorious view greeted us, lush forests stretched out for miles in either direction, small mountains dotted the landscape, a river stream flowed past, as birdsong framed the scenery in a melodious harmony.
Enchanting!
But I knew the horrid trek through the bug infested, monster forest that was coming.
And I refuse to play by the canon rules.
"Ah! Finally stopped for a break huh?" Deku said, stretching.
"Does this even qualify as a rest spot?" Sero wondered out loud.
"I gotta pee!" Mineta screamed, and ran off the bus, circling around, not finding any sign of a bathroom.
"Mineta, here!" I said, as the rest of the class got off, throwing him a black garbage bad and and empty juice bottle.
"Go behind the bus. There's no toilets here. And just to be sure, piss in the bottle, not the bag, got it?" I said.
Mineta nodded and rushed behind the bus, relieving himself.
He had already wet himself in the USJ arc and as much as I ragged on him, he didn't deserve to suffer unnecessarily.
As he finished, he stuffed the bottle in the bag and went to throw it off the edge of the slope into the forest.
"Ey! Don't litter. You'll carry that to the campsite and dispose of it woth the rest of the trash.
"Aw, c'mon..." he whined.
"No. And that's final." I said, as three people walked towards us from a car parked someways away, wearing catgirl cosplay.
"There's no point in stopping without a reason." Aizawa-sensei said.
"Yo, Eraser!" One of the catgirls called out.
"Long time no see!" Aizawa-sensei replied, bowing in greeting.
The catgirls then suddenly started twirling, like a sailor moon knockoff crew.
"Lock on with these sparkling gazes!"
"Stingingly cute and catlike!"
"Wild Wild Pussycats!"
They posed as Kota threw up glitter behind them, imitating sparkles, with a expression that clearly showed how tired of their shit he was.
Same here little buddy. Same here.
Ugh. I'm going to die of cringe!
Grown women playing power rangers isn't half as cute as it looks in the anime.
And that glitter isn't going to come off easy.
When glitter goes onto something, it never really comes off.
I could see that from their already glittering costumes, that this wasn't the first time they'd done this.
What's wrong with people in this world? Are they really that braindead?
"These are the pro heroes who'll be working with us during the summer camp, the Pussycats."
Deku on the other hand was hyped to the brim.
"They're the four person team that set up a joint agency! A veteran team that specializes in mountain rescues!
This year will be their twelfth worki-" he said when suddenly the blond cosplayer dashed up to him and shoved her fluffy fist practically down his throat.
"I'm 18 at heart!" She shouted.
"I'm 18..." she said, brandishing her claws threateningly.
"18 at heart!" Deku cried out in fear.
"Yes." She said.
"She sounds desperate." Kirishima commented.
"Greet them everyone!" Aizawa-sensei instructed.
""Nice to meet you!"" The class said.
With the greeting done, the brunette in the red dress began to explain.
"We own this whole stretch of land here. You will be staying at the foot of that mountain over there."
She pointed at a distant mountain, where a small building could be seen faintly.
"So far!" Sato said.
"Eh? Then why did we stop here?" Uraraka asked.F.
"Could this mean..?" Tsuyu hypothesized.
"No way? Right?" Sato said, nervously.
"Let's just get back to the bus, okay?" suggested, "Fast!"
"Everyone, hold on a bit." I said, calming them down.
"What?" They asked, as I raised a hand to shush them.
"Sensei." I said.
"Am I right to assume that we have to get to the campsite on our own?"
"Yes." Aizawa-sensei replied.
"And those who don't get there by 12:30 Don get to have lunch! It's 9:30 now, so get to it quick!" The blonde cheerfully announced.
"Is using our quirks allowed?" I asked.
"Yes. This is private land, so feel free to use your quirks!" The brunette said.
"Thanks, then you won't mind if I do this right?" I said, activating remote control and throwing the teachers and supervisors into the air before sticking them up there with Immobilization Eye.
"What do you think you're doind, Haru?" Aizawa-sensei asked.
"See, you said we were allowed to use the quirks, yes? And all we need to do is to get to the camp by 12:30, right? But I figured you wouldn't make it easy on us. And knowing miss blonde's quirk, I'm pretty sure you were gonna chuck us off the cliff with a landslide, without a care as to who would get hurt, am I correct?" I asked.
"You're a bit too smart for your age." Aizawa sighed in defeat.
"Yes, but none of you would get hurt. Trust me." The blonde said.
"Yeah, no. If I could trust heroes to do their job right, I wouldn't be here." I replied.
Turning to Momo, I asked.
"Can you make an opaque bag about the size of Aizawa-sensei's head?"
She nodded and made a brown paper bag and handed it to me, without asking a question.
I climbed through the air and put the bag over Aizawa's head, making his quirk useless.
Jumping back down, I asked Momo again.
"Say, Momo can you make a harness, industrial strength, about enough for 30 people?"
"Yes, but why?" She asked.
"Yeah, Haru-chan. What are you planning?" Deku asked.
"See, we have to get across the forest and we can use our quirks, but they didn't specify how we have to get across right?" I said.
Everyone nodded.
"So we have two methods, the stupid one, which involves walking into the jungle and getting lost or we can be smart about it and use my method!" I said.
"Why should I do what you say, bastard!?" Bakugo shouted.
"Yes, what he said. Why should we listen to you? Who died and made you the leader?" Shoto asked, intrigued.
"Well, if you don't want to, I won't force you to. You're free to trek across the bug infested, labyrinthine jungle some 5 miles to the camp. Go ahead!" I said.
They turned to look at the massive stretch of green and looked back at me, shutting up.
"Good! Now listen. Uraraka, can you make us all weightless?" I asked.
"Yeah, easily." She replied.
"Great. Momo, is the harness done?" I asked.
"Yes. Here." She said, handing it to me.
I checked it and handed it to Deku.
"Everyone, starting with Deku tie yourselves up in bundle, back to back. Make a circle and make it tight.
Iida, you need to tie yourself up facing the opposite direction, to adjust our trajectory.
Bakugo! Get yourself opposite to Iida in the bundle, you'll handle the other end of the adjustments. Shoto, get perpendicular to both of them. And be ready to make an ice wall when I tell you to." I ordered.
"What exactly are we going to do?" Mina asked.
"We are going to cannonball across the forest, through the sky, a la Deku!" I said.
"That's madness!" Kaminari cried.
"What if we fall?" Sero asked.
I raised a hand to shush them again.
"Remember the quirk assessment at the start of the term?" I asked.
"Yeah." Kaminari said.
"Sure." Mina added.
"Why?" Deku asked.
"What was Uraraka's score in the softball throw?" I asked, as they realized what I meant.
"Infinity!" Iida exclaimed, "Yes! That's a brilliant idea, Haru! I can't believe I didn't think of this!"
"Wooah! I get it now!" Kaminari said, finally getting it a whole half a minute after everyone, as Jiro chuckled at his stupidity.
"Good on you!" I commented, before turning to Tsuyu.
"Tsuyu, it's your job to make sure everyone stays in place. Your tongue can reach around the circle right?" I asked.
"Yeah, but it'll hurt." She responded.
"Alright then. Mineta, stick people in place with your quirk. Two balls per person. Go!" I said, tying myself second to last, before Deku.
"Deku, you need to go last, at the other end of of the group. You'll be throwing us out. See that extra length of rope?" I said, pointing at the slack in the rope harness at the end, about enough for ten people.
"Yes. Do I have to slingshot everyone?" He asked.
"Yup. Tie yourself at the end and let the rope drag you along once we're off." I said.
He nodded and tied himself at the other end of the rope.
Once everyone was in place, I gave Deku the thumbs up.
"Yeet it!" I said.
He grabbed the rope tight and began swinging us, round and round, gaining momentum, before with a huge jerk, he let go.
We shot through the air, zooming past the forest at insane speeds.
I checked the trajectory. We were off by a huge margin to the right, but I expected that.
"Iida, use recipro burst for three seconds." I ordered.
"Okay!" He shouted back, as fumes butst forth from his exhausts, pushing the near weightless bundle of students to the left.
Way too far to the left.
Suddenly, from the brush, a figure rose up, flapping it's wing furiously, chasing after us.
The earthbeasts! There were flying ones too?
"What's that!?" Sero asked.
"Not a problem is what!" I said, kicking it away and stopping it in place, as Deku shattered it.
But the results were disastrous.
We started spinning wildly, as some students got dizzy, looking as if they were about to vomit.
Yeah no. Not facing vomit to the face at a kilometer high.
I turned to Bakugo.
"Bakugo! 3 o'clock to the right, and do it at low power, slowly." I said.
"You don't need to tell me!" He said, annoyed and did the needful, bringing us into the right trajectory path.
As we neared the campsite, I announced out loud.
"Shoto, create an ice wall. Uraraka, release your quirk. On the count of three, two, one!"
As Uraraka released her quirk, the familar feeling of weight hit us.
Shoto shot out a pillar of ice, spreading it across the camp, freezing half the building almost simultaneously.
And just in time too!
Immediately, I projected eyes onto the wall, stopping our momentum, bringing us down safely, a meter at a time.
We landed on the ice, some slipping on it's surface, some just collapsing from the fear.
I got free of the harness as soon as we landed and was spared the 2 minutes of rolling around on the ground, at the cost of a torn shirt where Mineta's purple grapes had stuck.
As the others unfastened their harnesses, Uraraka emptied her stomach on the floor, as a literal rainbow flooded out her mouth.
Wait what?!
How?
You know what, nevermind. I'm cloning Uraraka.
I'll get to the bottom of this bullshit reality bending!
By hook or by crook!
