51 Knight In Shining Armor

I couldn't believe it. In a matter of seconds, he had killed so many of the nerdals that my heart felt like it was bleeding. "Three gold! Three gold you destroyed!" Three whole gold!

"What three gold!? Hey, stop swinging your sword at me! Wait, why are you firing magic at me!? Was I not saving you!?" This idiot just did not seem to understand! I already told him to stop attacking, but he won't listen! 

"You idiot! Who needs your saving!? I was happily luring them over while I ate dinner, and you came along, destroying my precious materials! Twenty silver! Twenty silver for each one you killed! Pay me now!" I did not care if this stupid boy had to strip naked and give me all the armor he was wearing. He would need to cough up my three gold!