Meeting the idiot and the simp and vs kakashi

'As i woke up in the morning i quickly take a bath brush my teeth then i eat breakfast knowing that if i dont i will be extremely hungry against kakashi' as i put on my clothes i take a look at my stats

{Name: sasuke uchiha}

{Title:the last uchiha}

{HP:2,500}

{Chakra:3,940}

(Average adult males hp ranges from500-750)

Str:22

Dex:50

Agi:20

End:100

Will:5

(Average adult males stats would be 10 sasuke at this point of the series was mentally unstable but highly skilled hence his will being low and everything else high)

(Skills)

Fireball jutsu lvl 15

Henge jutsu lvl 10

Transformation jutsu lvl10

Body replacement jutsu lvl 12

Shuriken jutsu lvl 32

Sharingan (locked) 1 tomoe right eye 2 tomoe left eye

'While my stats arent the best they should do well as long as i can convince the dope naruto and the fangirl sakura to team up on kakashi even if we loose we should pass'

As i get dressed into my regular attire i head to team sevens training ground and i suprisingly see naruto has arrived before all of us he must have been really exited for him of all people to be early

And i walk over to the tree and sit down i put on a brooding face to stay semi in character and i ignore narutos annoying glares

'Hey system how do u think i can inprove my stats after this in any way?'

[HOST CAN GO TO THE UCHIHA LIBARY TO FIND NEW JUTSUS TO HELP THE HOST PROGRESS IN THE CHAKRA STAT AND THE DEXTIRITY STAT]

'I see so i should probably head over to the uchiha library after this' as im conversing with the system and thinking of training methods i hear someone call my name i glance to the left and i see sakura staring at me with heart eyes how the hell does she even do that?

Anyways after glancing in her direction she starts blushing like a fucking wierdo ignoring that I continue to think of training methods, hmm since i already know sasukes chakra natures maybe i should do the chakra training exercise early that would increase my chakra capacities and allow me to get a head start

As i was thinking of that naruto attempts to flirt with sakura which fails miserably and ends up with him getting punched face first into the dirt, i try my best not to laugh but a snort comes out and sakura misinterpreted why i snorted and most likley thought i aprrove of her hitting naruto which i do not and she quickly starts fawning over me like some hungry dog that i just fed

As i continue to ignore naruto and sakura 3 hours pass by and kakashi finnaly appears on top of the log pole

"Yo!" kakashi says sounding extremely bored naruto and sakura instantly start yelling at kakashi for being so late while i just ignore them and wait for what kakashi is about to say

As kakashi pulls out two bells and explains the bell test and how we only have a 33% chance st success he brings us out to the field and tells us we better hide and stratigize as he says that we all quickly jump into the forest i lay on a tree branch giving me a angle were i can see kakashi but he cant see me i discreetly get down from the tree and i go to find naruto or sakura i quickly find sakura hiding in a bush

"Psst sakura" i whisper to her suprising her and almost making her screech but i quickly cover her mouth making her blush when she relizes it was me, "sasuke-kun what are u doing over here" sakura says sounding like a shy school girl, "im here so that we can make a plan and teamup". "but i thought we were supposed to get the bells for ourselves" she says adamantly i quickly explain to her how little sense it would make for a genin team to have only three people and explain that its about team work and that we need to find naruto so we can teamup and she agrees to team up we quickly move to narutos horrible hiding position and explain to him that we need to team up as we form a plan i move out of the foliage and confront kakashi first

As kakashi finnaly looks up from his book he look's mildly suprised that im the first to confront him and questions me about it i pretend to be ignorant about the true test and i tell him im more than enough to get those bells he sighs deeply assuming im oblivious to the true objective of this test and i rush towards him to engage in taijutsu going for a high kick that he blocks without even looking up from the book i quickly twist my body in a feat of flexibility i move my body abnormally while hes holding my leg i twist my hips and i go for a gut punch that he blocks with his knee still not looking up from his book getting me somewhat frustrated i quickly switch with a log to recuperate and plan as i go back into the forest i quickly tell naruto and sakura that we wont be able to engage him head on by ourselves and i tell naruto to go out and use his clones

As naruto does that he summons a army of about 150 clones making kakashi put his book away and get semi serious as narutos clones charge i tell sakura to support with kunai ad i sneak into narutos clone army and i transform into naruto making me look like a clone but i stay behind and i watch in awe as kakashi goes through narutos army like they are nothing but todlers i quickly blend in with the clones and charge forward as each clone gets poofed i finnaly reach kakashi and i go for a purposely sloppy punch to completely imitate naruto he easily duck's under it and goes for a gut punch i quickly switch with an actual naruto clone as sakura rains kunai onto kakashi which dosent seem to be to effective considering kakashi just ignoring them while crushing narutos clones as kakashi is distracted with the kunai and narutos clones i do the handsigns for the fire ball jutsu but this time i put a bit more chakra into it and i blow a much bigger fireball than i did yesterday scortching the grass as it travels toward a wide eyed kakashi clearly suprised i could do such a chakra taxing jutsu as he quickly switched with a log my jutsu collides with the log turning it to ash and scorching the earth i drop the transformation and quickly head towards the direction i know kakashi went to but as i am running toward his postiton the bell rings

Unlike in cannon this time sakura is tied to the log pose while her kunai throwing was distractive it wasn't actually doing anything to help me and naruto as kakashi tells us to not share food with her i hand her my bento suprising her and naruto, naruto wanting to win sakuras love and not wanting to be one upped by me also offers his bento as kakashi

appers looking menacingly at us he tells us we pass with a eyesmile explaining that the test was about team work which we all knew since i told naruto and sakura

As he says we pass and that we have missions in two days i untie sakura naruto begins to celebrate and sakura is happy too but i only slightly smile suprising everyone but they dont think much of it as we decided to head home sakura goes in the direction i go to even tho her house is the other way which naruto points out but she quickly punches him making him shut up i ignore there anticts and i head home to go to bed after exhausting most of my chakra i talk to the system and fall asleep

[MISSION COMPLETED HOST AWARDED BEGINNERS PACK]

So thats chapter 2 i hope u guys enjoyed the chapter updates will be either once a day or twice a day or if im in a good modd 3-4 times a day kudos fam have a good day and stay tuned