13 Chapter 11
A/N:
So if it's not clear yet this One Piece fic will contain both canon and non-canon characters.
Because Gild Tesoro and Stella who are part of the MC crew were non-canon characters.
In that regard I have picked another member for the MC harem.
Honey Queen.
She was featured in the second One Piece film for those of you who don't know here.
I am making her age 39 years old by the time Lufy sets sail.
Due to the fact her age was never specified in the move or the wiki. Not to mention even in their forties people in the One Piece world can pass like their in their twenties.
So yeah, Honey Queen is going to be a member of the harem.
Also in regards to the MC he will be slightly a do-gooder, but also do some morally questionable an underhanded things as well. He is a pirate after all.
But he wont become super edgy, nor become a psychopath. Since I really don't like fics with those kinds of MC's.
So without further ado, here is the chapter.
I hope you enjoy it.
Once again, Honey Queen is going to be a harem member.
--------------------------------------------
The following morning after I collected the Mera Mera No Mi from Sixis Mira and I set sail once more.
As we sailed from island to island we enjoyed ourselves.
Especially when pirates and marines attacked us and we completely handed them their asses when they did so.
Robbing them for everything they had on them at the time.
Even the clothes on their backs.
Mira and I stole it all without remorse. Smiles on our faces.
Which pissed off the marines even more after we beat them. Though in regards to the pirates they didn't care one bit. No, rather they couldn't care since whenever pirates attacked Mira and I we killed them with hardly any hesitation.
Unlike the marines who we mostly left alive.
Why you ask?
Well it's because I know most marines are not bad people. They are simply trying to do their job and protect others. So that's why me and my crewmates will always go easy on most marines.
Key word being most.
Since if we ever run into any of those "absolute" justice fuckers my crew and I are going to kill them without any hesitation or remorse. In my opinion the world is much better off without those psychopath's posing as marines anyway.
In fact one of those fuckers is already on my kill list for various reasons.
Take a guess at who it is?
Also yes, I have a kill list.
Since there are some people in the One Piece world that just shouldn't be allowed to live in my opinion, and so I'm going to become their personal grim reaper and send them all straight to hell.
Like Blackbeard.
The moment that traitorous fact fuck steps out of line in the future his ass is grass.
Count on it.
Besides, I don't want to compete against Teach for the One Piece.
Just the thought of it simply makes me want to vomit.
So yeah, he's going to die.
Simple as that.
------------------------------------
Standing on deck I practice my dual-wielding with my swords, or Nitoryu style as some might call it.
Finishing up I re-sheathed my blades. Noticing a couple of chips in them as I did so.
'Looks like it's times to switch our my swords again.' I thought.
This has been happening quite a bit lately. The cheap ass mass produced blades I buy simply aren't able to keep up with my growth in strength.
Now I understand how Zoro felt.
Releasing a short sigh I ran my left hand through my hair, realizing there is truly nothing I can do about my blade situation for now. The only thing I can do is move forward and continue searching for some meito or some high quality blades that can handle my rate of growth and become my permanent swords.
A moment which I hope comes sooner rather than later.
"Something wrong Edward?" Mira asked me as she came up from below deck.
"Not really. Just the usual. Need to replace my cheap swords again soon since they can't keep up with my awesomeness." I explained.
"Sure. Whatever." Mira casually replied. "So, what are you making for lunch today?" She asked.
As she did so I rubbed a fake tear away from my left eye. "Oh Mira, you wound me."
"Uhuh. Sure." Mira replied. A deadpan expression on her face. "So, about lunch?"
"Yes, yes. I'll get right on it." I said.
I then immediately turned around and drew one of my cutlass blades and sent out a flying slash. Which immediately collided with a cannonball on a direct path with our ship, which I sensed with my observation haki a second ago.
When my slash and the cannonball met they exploded, throwing up several ways in the ocean.
But I ignored that and instead focused my entire attention on the ship that fired the cannonball in the first place.
As did Mira, who had her spear at the ready. A pissed off expression on her face.
"Fuckers! How dare they interrupt our lunchtime!" Mira snarled.
Since getting between Mira and a meal is a huge no-no.
These guys don't realize they've basically signed their own death warrant.
I almost feel sorry for them.
Almost.
As the enemy ship came closer and closer I made note that the figurehead was that of a bear and that the flag the ship is flying is bear-themed as well. Seeing this I felt I had seen such a thing somewhere before but couldn't place it.
'Where have I seen a ship like that before?' I thought.
Then before I could truly think on the answer the enemy fired another cannonball in our ships direction.
To counter it I sent out another flying slash.
The two met once again and exploded over the open water.
But that was the last time such a thing was going to happen.
"Mira, let's go." I spoke.
She nodded at my words.
Once she did so the two of us began using Geppo to make our way over to the enemy ship and deal with out attackers up close and personal.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Arriving in the air over the deck of the enemy ship Mira and I landed on it simultaneously.
Taking out the enemies nearest to us.
Me with my cutlass sword and her with her spear.
The moment after we finished all the remaining enemies turned their gazes toward us.
As they did so I took note of five individuals specifically.
A man wearing a pig's hat and shaped like a pig himself, a man dressed an aviator with some sort of weird contraption around his body, a man looks similar to a clown, a hot blonde with pig tails wearing fish-net stockings and a corset, and finally a man sitting on a throne in the middle of the deck of the ship that slightly resembles a bear.
The moment I laid eyes on them I knew who were dealing with.
The Trump pirates, run by the Trump Siblings.
The antagonists of the second One Piece film.
I knew I had seen this ship design and its flags before. I just couldn't put two and two together. Namely because I didn't think the Trump pirates would be active yet, and secondly because most the One Piece film antagonists weren't that memorable.
Except for Shiki, Gild Tesoro, Zephyr, and Douglass Bullet. Basically all the Grand Line movie antagonists.
The rest...meh.
Though I do remember Honey Queen quite vividly.
Namely because I used her as fap material and named her as one of my One Piece waifu, as I did with many other One Piece women in my previous life.
*Ahem*
Moving on.
Once the shock of our arrival on the deck of their ship wore off the Trump Pirates all raised their various weapons and pointed them in our direction.
Bear King seeing this smirked in a triumphant manner. "What fools you are. Coming aboard our ship as you did. Maybe if you surrender now and swear allegiance to us I'll forgive you for killing my men. If not, only death awaits you." He spoke.
But I completely ignored him.
As did Mira.
"Hey, let's make a bet. Whoever kills the least amount of enemies has to cook both lunch and dinner for two weeks straight." Mira said.
"Sure. You're on." I replied.
As I did so I noticed veins bulging on Bear Kings' head.
"How are you ignore me! It's seems I, the Great Bear King will need to teach you both some ma-"
"-Sorry, Trash Cub but your voice is annoying so die." I spoke. Interrupting Bear King's cliché villain monologue.
I then sent out two flying slashes in his direction, which landed and split Bear King right in half down the middle along with his throne.
As his split corpse fell to the deck of the ship the eyes of his subordinates and all of his "siblings" bulged out comically and they yelled in unison.
"Bear King!!"
Seeing this I resisted the urge to laugh.
Because seeing anime effects in real life with never get old.
Calming down I cracked my neck from side-to-side and then put away my cutlass into their sheathes.
I then took out two of my flintlock pistols from their holsters on my chest.
Once I did so I aimed at two Trump Pirates and pulled the trigger, delivering headshots to both of them.
As their corpses fell to the ground I brought the barrels of both guns up to my nose and took a big whiff. Since one my joys is blowing my targets away with my guns.
"Ah, nice. I'm definitely going to touch myself tonight." I mused.
"Dammit." Mira cursed.
She then jumped into the fray and started taking down Trump Pirates, since once we agreed verbally to the bet it began and she doesn't want to lose to me.
Well I don't want to lose either.
Pulling the barrels of my guns away from my nose I put a feral grin on my face and began attacking the Trump Pirates once again.
Ignoring their cries for mercy as I did so.
Since they had started this, and now they're going to finish it.
Whether they like the outcome or not.
