Being born and baby life

MC pov

'Black, from white to black…. Whatever soon I'm gonna know whose sibling I will be. Whatever anyone if fine. Just not that short probably 1 meter tall purple head. Oh shit something is moving, oh no am I gonna be the younger one?! There goes my caring Onii-chan plan. Yes is my turn now, time to get of this void, wait this feels painful as hel- AAAAAAAA'

Mitsuki pov

"WAAA-" x2

"Mam I'm happy to inform you that your children have been safely born. And there are no peculiar problems with either of them" the nurse cheerful informs me.

Oh I'm so glad. It was so hard taking care of these two in my stomach never though that carrying 2 babies in my stomach would be this hard. I feel like I could cry right now.

"Mitsuki! Are you alright? Is the babies safe?"

"Yes Masaru, I'm fine, just a little pain. But look aren't are babies so cute"

"The names are already decided right?

"Yep. The older one will be Katsuki and the younger one will be Masayuki"

One day timeskip

MC pov

'Er that hurt like shit. I never though being born would be so painful. I though my body would get crushed. Is this how our poop feels when we take a dump?! I think I suddenly have a newfound respect for shit'

I look around… maybe not. Baby sight sucks

"~~~~"

'Is that Japanese? It seems like I have successfully reincarnated. Too bad I still don't know my name and parents. I'm feeling kinda sleepy right n-'

And I fall righ back to sleep. In short being a baby suck.

One year timeskip

Throughout two entire lifetimes I never once thought that life could be so boring. But at least I could see properly 7 months in. And hey look ash-blond hair. So it seems like I am bakugo's sibling. Lucky me, I may develop a strong quirk related to explosions or none at all….

Putting quirk aside, I managed to get baby points by saying mama and papa as my first words. And the usual cliche happen where the parents start jumping around being all happy. In fact I, just said my first words the same time Katsuki did. Since I have no clue when do babies say their first word. So I did the twin thing, and said it the same time he did. Amazing I know.

And being a baby is amazing. I can learn new things so fast. Just like Japanese, never though I would be able to speak the language of anime. Now I can read raw manga instead of translations.

But the downside is that I am asleep for most of the day and crawling sucks. I swear when I learn to control my sleep, I will pull an all-nighter and no one can stop me. And I do not know how those babies crawl so much, crawling on the floors hurts my knees so much I rather not crawl at all.

For now I'm gonna sleep.