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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · Anime & Comics
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45 Chs

The King Who Is Made of Stone

Author's note:

After a long and arduous journey I'm back … and you ask … author what the fuck happened, did you have a son or what the fuck ? … and you won't believe it … one day I went to sleep and the next I woke up near the pond 'Where am I?' was what went through my head and after eating a dubious mushroom and riding a unicorn and fighting a green frog he was kinda racist i found the map to the infinity crack stones.....and that's kind of what happened...then a few more things happened i found out about the secret love affair between Trump and Biden and after that i kinda don't remember …. Although when I woke up I had an African in the room and a slight pain in my ass … everything I said is the purest truth … it wasn't even because I was lazy

But well, the seven laws of the universe dictate that everything must be written correctly so I ate the ass of whoever is reading this ….

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

Faraam- I didn't say that you could talk little shit… I'll let you know, if my daughter cries because of you I swear to you Senku that I'll eat your ass myself…

The boy just agreed and ran out of the place…

Faraam- Aaaa…

The man's sigh filled the place

Faraam- These children just give me work...

Arthuria- That's true dear...

Arthuria was at the door looking at her husband who looked tired, the woman then walked up beside him and hugged him…

Arthuria- It's getting late let's get out of here... and clear our heads...

Faraam- Hmm… I liked the idea…

At the moment

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Faraam had a neutral look on Arthuria's face who was staring at her husband with clear doubt in her eyes...

Faraam- When you told us to go clear our heads I never thought it would be here …

Arthuria- Hmmm? …. Why not ? I even think it's an interesting place … although I couldn't find who created this … restaurant if I can call it that …

The woman answered with some doubt while looking at Faraam… the player was already dripping in sweat… Around the two we can see that no one is in the place, only the royalty of the kingdom of Kian, which did not improve Faraam's situation…

Faraam- 'Shit shit... did she find out... I'm fucked'

Arthuria- I even find the name funny … Borger King … don't you think so dear

The queen looked at her husband with a fake smile on her lips...

System- 'Player don't make any sudden moves... if not you are completely fucked up... she knows....'

Faraam- 'System … you're not fucking helping … she knows'

The man with white hair and the most neutral face he had replied to the woman...

Faraam- I really liked the quality of the food… maybe we should bring our daughters to-…

The king was silent with what he said… without even finishing the sentence, the man swallowed dry all the emotion that had accumulated in his throat…

Faraam- 'I am really a bad father am I not … I am here without being able to do anything …'

System- 'Player…'

Faraam's reaction did not go unnoticed by Arthuria who started to have some visible tears in her eyes... The nameless king seeing this grabbed his wife's hand and hugged her...

Faraam- I'll bring her back...

Faraam- 'Even if the earth and sky burn... I will not fail'

The queen of Kian did not respond, but hugged her husband with colossal strength as she let out all the emotion that the woman had suppressed for the last few days….

Some hours later

Through the dark corridors of the royal castle in the capital of Kian, we can see a figure that walks hurriedly, this figure is Usan, who shows a slightly troubled face…

Usan- 'Those bastards… what do they want…to invoke the king at this hour'

The dark corridors of the castle bothered man to a high degree as Usan became paranoid about the paintings in the castle... and by order of Queen Arthuria all of them were removed from their rightful place and burned... even though these were painted by Ariandel which brought a great sense of guilt towards the eldest daughter of the King of Kian

The man was lost in his thoughts that have been increasingly filled with guilt until he stopped in front of Faraam's bedroom door...

Usan- Afff … now I have to bother him with this … and I know he hates this kind of serious stuff …

The man muttered to himself while stretching the collar of his shirt the discomfort was running through Usan's body after all the man still has Faraam's words of disappointment very much alive in his mind...

Usan- *Tsk* … come on Usan …

The assassin took a deep breath and placed his hand on the door ready to open it, but from the other side came a strange noise… seized by curiosity Usan put his ear to the door…

???- So what do you think, my queen?

???- How can it get so big…

Usan- ??? 'Something is not right here... there is a bear in this cave'

???- You haven't seen anything yet...

???- Don't tell me that...

Usan- 'I… can't… they are….but I have to let them know…'

The man pondered for a moment but this was his duty … after all Faraam and Arthuria when they gave him his current position they were very clear "Never fail to bring us vital information even if we are in the most intrusive moments … even if Faraam is in the middle of a training of flying pigs"

Usan- Is that what they said? … EEEEEEE … probably ….

After his short contemplation Usan finally decided to open the door and deal with the consequences of interrupting Kian's kingship...

Arthuria- Oh no...

Faraam- Oh yeah… my deck doesn't have weak cards but it has the amazing Exodia… Hahaha

Arthuria- Nooooo….

Usan couldn't believe what he saw in front of him those in charge of Kian's kingdom are sitting on the ground with some strange cards in their hand… the assassin didn't know how to react…

Faraam looked at Usan's neutral face with some doubt in his eyes...

Faraam- What happened? looks like you saw a ghost Usan?

Usan- Ahm I … you … nothing … His highness was summoned to the throne room ….

Arthuria looked at her husband and Usan with doubt visible in her eyes.

Arthuria- At this time who invokes my husband?

Faraam got up from the ground already waiting for the answer...

Usan- Apparently the representative of the Theocracy of Ashen wants to talk to you about some important matters...

The white haired man placed his hand on his head while showing a look of complete disgust…

Faraam- Ashen … let's see what they want …

The king faced his wife and planted a kiss on the woman's lips and then glared at Usan...

Faraam- Let's go...

Usan looked his friend up and down and there was doubt in his eyes…

Usan- Ahmm … are you going like this dressed?

System- 'Player, wear something proper'

The white-haired man only had a white robe over his body…

Arthuria- I think it's perfect...

A voice coming from the back of the room called the men to attention, Arthuria who was sitting on the bed present at the scene showed a bright smile despite her clearly tired eyes...

System- 'And so we've lost the last voice of reason here... ffff'

Usan- Your Highness the King is going to meet with people of high rank that is –

Faraam- They were the ones who came to my house at this time, Usan there is no reason to show a greater respect than this … my presence should already be enough to satisfy them

The man who kept a small smile replied to Usan…

Faraam- 'Let's go see who the leader of Ashen is...'

System- 'I'm getting a bad feeling'

Faraam- "…."

Faraam- I almost forgot…

The king walked to his chest of drawers and opened one of the drawers, taking out a wooden box…

Usan- My king what is this?

Faraam- A gift for my guests of course… Hehehe

The man chuckled lightly causing Usan and the System a slight feeling of… unpredictability…

System- 'I feel like a low-level joke is coming'

Without waiting another second Faraam and Usan left the place and went to the throne room...

Arriving at the place, the king sat on the throne and took something out of his pocket and started rolling something while singing a very strange little song …

Faraam- "I was at home, feeling like a sack,

Needed something to take the edge off my back,

Searched my place for some rolling gear,

But alas, I found nothing near!

Went outside to grab a snack,

Stopped by the kiosk, thought I'd come back,

Got some wraps that were freakin' huge,

Rolled a cigar that looked like a deli sub, a total ruse!

Tried to use my lighter like a pro,

But ended up burning my thumb, what a blow!

Just wanted to feel good and relaxed,

But ended up looking like a total jacked,

Sat there, staring at my gigantic cigar,

Gave it a lick, wondering if it would take me far!

Damn, it was a beauty, just like a star,

Took a deep breath, and felt like a czar! "

Usan who was present at the scene showed a judgmental look on Faraam and seemed to contemplate all the decisions the assassin had made in his life until he got here...

System- 'What the fuck is this music?'

Faraam- 'It's my lucky song... Hehehe'

Suddenly the great door to the throne room was thrown open revealing a soldier who made an announcement at the top of his lungs...

Soldier- The delegation from Ashen presents itself before His Highness King of Kian

The man bowed and left the front of the door and it opened again revealing a group of people that Faraam didn't know... Usan looked apprehensive with someone he noticed...

Faraam- 'I've never seen such a large group of failures in one place... feels like I'm inside the comgress '

Faraam ran his gaze over the group without much interest until he noticed two people, which the man showed some interest one of these is a woman with a strange mask on her face and the other person is a strange knight that Faraam seemed to have already seen…

Faraam- 'Hmm... Where have I seen him?... wait he's the...'

System- 'Is that Darth Vader?'

Faraam - Darth Vader

Usan- Oh no...

The assassin standing near the throne muttered to himself as he rubbed his hand over his face…

The knight stopped all his movements and stared at Faraam for a moment...

Darth Vader- You are the King of Kian!!! what the fuck happened to the world for you to reach the throne...

The man was in disbelief at what he saw… the strangest person he had ever met and heard of was in charge of a kingdom…. The only thing the white-haired man had going for him was power and the knight knew that... but even that didn't justify why he was part of royalty...

Faraam- Come on old friend, does it even seem like I'm bad for the world? … your medieval Darth Vader…

System- 'I think it's amazing he hasn't changed yet that armor must smell dubiously'

Darth Vader- YOU my friend? … you nearly killed me…

Faraam- Isn't it in difficulty that friendships are created...?

While the two men were arguing with each other, the woman who had a strange mask on her face faced the situation without caring much...

???- 'Did I leave the oven on'

System- 'Who the fuck told you that?'

Darth Vader- I... give up, it's not to argue that I'm here... I'm better than this

The king stared at the woman who stood beside the black knight with disinterest as he held a small wooden box…

Faraam- 'I think I'm going to fire this conversation to interesting levels'

System- 'No... what the fuck are you going to do Faraam...'

Faraam- 'hehehehe'

To be continued…