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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · Anime & Comics
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45 Chs

Light Against Darkness

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In The Previous Chapter

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Faraam- I'm not so sure about that because... I also have some friends who would like to talk to you...

Next to Faraam appeared Escanor with a gigantic ax and golden armor covering his body and on the other side appeared Gilgamesh with a cylindrical shaped weapon which emanated a disconcerting aura and the king wears golden armor as well…

Faraam- So… let's start this dance?

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Faraam- Escanor I assume you have some things to sort out with the Demon king…

Escanor- Yes …

Said the king as he emitted a menacing aura and walked in front of the demon king who was facing him now…

Andrew- Will I fight this worm? … I don't even know his name …

Gilgamesh- Oh shit…

Said the man in an almost inaudible tone as he looked at Faraam…

Faraam didn't understand the man's comment...

Escanor- Oh you don't know me… so listen, I'm Escanoooorr…

Said the man as he pointed with his index finger upwards…

Escanor- The one who will never die of a heart attack…

Andrew- What the fuck-

Escanor- My heart is not foolish enough to attack me...

Faraam hearing this just looked at Gilgamesh…

Faraam- What the fuck?

Gilgamesh- Yeah… he's like that with someone who doesn't know him… it's a little embarrassing

Nitar- Let's start, I don't have all day… I left a lasagna in the microwave…

In a snap of the fingers of Nitar Faraam and Gilgamesh disappeared with the god leaving behind the two kings…

Light against darkness was what the guards above the walls thought when they saw the two beings facing each other in front of the walls of Kian's capital.

Guard1- I bet twenty glasses of beer that Escanor will win…

Guard2- Hmmm… point 30 that the Demon King will win ..

Guard1- What? You know that if he wins when all die...

Guard2- ....

Escanor raised his hand to the sky, seconds later a golden ax landed in his palm and without waiting another second he launched himself forward trying to strike the demon king's neck but he sent the ax away with a move from his hands…

Andrew- That's all you have human … pathetic …

Escanor-Hmph...

This time the demon king attacked, summoning a blast of flame that destroyed the front part of the wall that surrounded the capital of Kian, while Escanor walked through the flames as if nothing had happened…

Escanor- Oh oh… what a weak blow and me thinking that the Demon King was strong…

Said the man while stroking his mustache…

Without answering the demonic king summoned a blade in his hand and Escanor called his ax back, the two returned to exchange blows, at a gigantic speed some wounds were appearing in the bodies of the kings but with the demon king in the lead…

Andrew- Flames Amaterasu

Another blast of flame surrounded Escanor…

Escanor- Do you think this does something against me-

Suddenly the flames got immensely stronger and the demon king threw several blades in the direction of the king who was trying to defend himself from the blows…

Seconds later the flames disappeared revealing Escanor with a blade in his belly and full of burns…

Andrew- Ahahaha…. You're not that strong anymore, human…

Escanor- Cruel Sun …

At the tip of the king's index finger a sun appeared and Escanor threw the skill towards his enemy but he just snapped his fingers and the skill disappeared…

Escanor- 'Well that is bad …'

Andrew- Too bad you're going to die here … you would have been a good general in my army … but now you're going to be a slave to the abyss … just like everyone else in that city …

Escanor- I won't let that happen…. Even if I die here...

Andrew- How noble of you … and your two friends will have the same fate as you …

Escanor- Ahahaha … *Cough cough* I doubt it …

This time Escanor raised his finger as high as he could and a gigantic sun appeared…

Andrew- Darkness…

The sun of Escanor was surrounded by the darkness that the king created…

Andrew- It seems that my darkness is more powerful than your sun. This fight ends here…

This time a completely black sphere appeared in the Demon king's hand and he threw it against Escanor which made a gigantic explosion…

Andrew- Worm … you were a fool to challenge me … your fate was already written at the time I was your opponent … too bad …

From the midst of the smoke a powerful light emerged which caught the king unnoticed, with this light the smoke dissipated revealing Escanor who was now surrounded with a golden aura that made the earth tremble…

With the finger up and a giant sun that covered the midday sun Escanor spoke …

Escanor- This fight ended when you threatened those I protect… and from the moment your opponent was me… Escanor…

The Demon king couldn't believe in the power of the human in front of him and tried to disappear from the battle using the abyss, but Escanor's aura was so powerful that the spells he tried to summon disappeared instantly…

Escanor with all his power made the giant sun disappear which made the Demon king worried as all the energy of the blow went to Escanor's hand…

With overwhelming speed Escanor appeared in front of the Demon King…

Escanor- 'Divine sword Escanor'

Said the king while moving his hand vertically, the blow was so powerful that it seemed to cut time and space itself, the demon king tried to dodge the blow but it was too late ..

The demon king's head fell from his body, with another blow Escanor decided to burn the demon's body making it turn to ashes…

Escanor- Ah…. Finally it's over …

Said the man who fell to the ground unconscious…

With Faraam and Gilgamesh

Faraam and Gilgamesh stared at Nitar who had a crooked smile on his face...

They were teleported to the wreckage side of the city of Azeroth…

Nitar- This is going to be fun…

Gilgamesh- Faraam … where do you know this individual?

Faraam- He's some kind of intern god… or something like that I don't remember…

Gilgamesh- A god? …

Gilgamesh glared at Faraam as he wore a clear expression of disbelief.

Gilgamesh- And you said that to me as if it were nothing?

Faraam- He's a nobody don't worry…

The golden king looked the divine being up and down and a crooked smile appeared on his lips…

Gilgamesh- This worm… will die here for I am the spear of humanity

Faraam as usual keeps a serene face despite his eyes being slightly red *Drugs* Cough cough

Faraam- Nitar can't you put this off for another day? …

Nitar- Are you getting scared… Faraam ?

Faraam- Hey don't put words where they don't exist… are you ready to die?

Nitar- You're dumb … and blind … it's amazing how being stupid can be a beautiful blessing for the weak … but for you it's just suicidal to fight against me…. Nameless King…

While the two men were exchanging sharp words with each other Gilgamesh was analyzing the apparent god in front of him…

Gilgamesh- 'Strong…too strong…maybe I have to use my treasures seriously '

Faraam summoned his trusty spear in his right hand and faced Nitar one last time before starting this inevitable battle.

Faraam- I'm feeling lucky today you know…

Turning his gaze to the king behind him, Faraam made a decision…

Faraam- Gilgamesh … let me fight this clown alone

The king shook his head in disapproval, but took a few steps back…

Gilgamesh- If there is a chance I will intervene…

Nitar- As if it would make a difference, mortal…

With these words said, Nitar began to walk towards Faraam, each step carrying a gigantic power deforming the earth… Faraam was in a more defensive position…

Faraam- 'What will his weapon be?

System- 'Player, you're fucked…'

Faraam- 'What?'

In front of the player Nitar instantly appeared, the god pulled his arm and threw a powerful punch towards Faraam without any option the man raised his spear and received the full impact of the attack, what happened next surprised Gilgamesh as Faraam disappeared … or appeared to have been thrown away with the punch…

Gilgamesh- 'He … this god is bad news'

A flash of light illuminated the battlefield and out of it came Faraam covered in wounds and kneeling on the ground…

Nitar- You were quick… and then how does it feel to see the power of a god… overwhelming, isn't it?

Faraam rose slightly from the ground and spat out some blood and looked at Nitar with an indifference in his gaze….

Nitar- Aren't you going to say anything? … You must think you're the best you little shit …

The player took advantage that Nitar was in the middle of a monologue and attacked the god with a powerful lightning strike, the blow was so powerful that it seemed to evaporate the ground, consequently a gigantic dust rose in place seconds later a strong gale appeared in place invoked by Faraam to clear the player's field of vision…

Gilgamesh and Faraam were surprised by what they saw in front of them Nitar is completely unharmed…

Nitar- Hahahaha…. You should see your face… I don't think I told you but…. I'm immune to magic... only an anti-divine object can harm me

Hearing this Faraam gulped, his chances have just dropped dramatically

Faraam- 'This bastard is too strong'

The white-haired man stabbed his spear into the ground and snapped his fingers

Nitar- Oh… are you going to beg for forgiveness?

Faraam- No … let's settle this like men …

Gilgamesh decided to intervene as Faraam's actions make no sense…

Gilgamesh- You are stupid you will die-

Faraam- Trust … me …for I trust you too Gilgamesh …

Gilgamesh- 'He-'

Nitar- How exciting… but you will have to continue this beautiful conversation in the other world as soon as you die…

Faraam wasted no time running towards Nitar and giving him a powerful punch in the face

*Scrr*

The sound of cracking bones filled Nitar's ears as he looked at Faraam with a pitying look as the man was holding his hand in pain…

Faraam- Are you son of a bitch made of stone?

Nitar- Afff And to think that there are gods afraid of you

System- 'If this continues you will die Faraam…'

Faraam- 'Looks like I'm going to have to use my special ability '

System- '?'

Faraam- Legendary Skill …

Faraam pulled his arm back to deliver a powerful punch as Nitar didn't even move to defend and then the white-haired man delivered the blow…. In between Nitar's legs…

Faraam- Dick Punch ….

*Scrrrrr*

Faraam- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nitar- Really? … you tried that … how great is your despair …

Faraam- I pity your wife... you are made of iron

Nitar grabbed Faraam by his hair and started punching the player a gigantic smile was present on the god's face…

Nitar- What a wonderful story this is going to be for me to tell my little brother….

Faraam- 'Does he have a brother?'

Faraam with his bloody mouth looked at Nitar with a smile…

Faraam- Only if it's in hell…

Nitar- You bastard-

Nitar was about to deliver another blow to Faraam's face but behind him he noticed a magical power appear, looking in the direction of this phenomenon he saw Gilgamesh summoning some kind of magic.

Gilgamesh did not wait and opened his Babylonian gates from which thousands of weapons came out towards Nitar, but he only moved his hand and the weapons evaporated into thin air…

Nitar- Weak

Almost instantly the god appeared in front of Gilgamesh with a sword in hand ready to kill the king but Faraam blocked the blow with his spear even though his bones were fractured the player did his best to stop the blow… And with the other hand shoved a lightning bolt into the belly of the god but he became transparent and disappeared into thin air…

Nitar- They can't even hurt me … sad …

Gilgamesh- Oh…

Faraam- Always with the active hacks Nitar … sad

Gilgamesh- Enkidu Divine Chains

Suddenly several chains emerged from the golden portals that surrounded the king…

Nitar didn't even try to move since he's a god what can happen…

Nitar- What the fuck…

Gilgamesh looked at Nitar with a crooked smile and then at Faraam...

A small golden portal opened in front of the player from which a cylindrical and completely red sword emerged…

Gilgamesh- Just this once… I'll let someone touch my treasures after all I doubt I can use this weapon with the little mana I have…

Gilgamesh- The Enkidu divine chains are consuming too much mana I don't know how much more I can take…

Faraam- And I'll be quick ..

Nitar tried to move but he was caught in the chains and he felt as if his power had been sealed and behind him came Faraam with a red weapon in his hand…

Nitar- That sword how … how did you get your hands on that ?

Nitar began to sweat with the danger of the situation…

Faraam- Fuck you that's how …

Nitar- Let's talk about this my friend…

With all his might, Faraam charged the weapon which began to spin while several powerful attacks came out of it…

In his head only two words came up

System- 'fus ro dah'

System - 'Shit...wrong spell...this is that sword....says with me player '

Faraam/System - The Star of Creation That Split Heaven and Earth ....Enuma Elish …

Said Faraam thrusting a fully charged blow into Nitar's belly, with the sword Gilgamesh lent him….

Nitar- Nooooooo … you'll regret this you bastard-

An intense light covered the place, but seconds later what existed of Azeroth disappeared along with Nitar's body…

[Thanks to your giant luck, Gods luck has been activated]

[You have obtained all the stats of the ancient god Nitar]

Faraam- Oh … it was almost worth getting hit by him

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TO BE CONTINUED...