Subaru tries to Impress Emilia
Subaru:
Oh btw, did you heal me? Beatrice fried my balls, and I think I can't feel them.
Emilia:
"Oh don't worry, We got you new balls! It's very expensive really, I mean do you know how much it costs just to sprout out sperms?
Anyways, that's none of our concern right now, let's go outside because it's sunny.
Subaru:
Okay.
Subaru And Emilia go outside because it's what Emilia said.
It's a warm and sunny day, and Subaru, the retard he is, goes and stretches his legs.
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Emilia:
"Okay, I just can't keep wondering what you're doing, What are you doing?"
Subaru:
"I'm warming up for the day, I mean my muscles were recently fried, and I can't afford to just slack around. Besides, this is what we do in my hometown."
Emilia:
"You look ridiculous.
Subaru looks around the place and this place is huge as hell.
Subaru:
"I wonder who owns this place."
Emilia:
"Thats none of your concern until later, anyways, since Im the love interest you so desire, dont you think you should be doing something?"
Subaru looks to Emilia as he rubs his chin as he stands up.
"Why dont you join me? It's very good for you, especially if you're fat!"
Emilia:
"That's rude, do I look fat to you? If were talking about body shapes, you should look at yourself, I think you're fat."
Subaru :
"Hmm. Yeah, I do admit, I'm fat."
Subaru then points to his crotch.
"It's a big and veiny baby!"
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Emilia:
"Alright then…?"
Subaru:
Come on, Mimi! Just relax your body and jump up and down!
Subaru starts to jump up and down.
Emilia:
"Okay, I will act confused now
Subaru:
"Just do what I do, it's not that hard."
Emilia:
"O-oh o-okay then!"
Emilia starts to imitate what Subaru is doing and they both look ridiculous, if they aren't in japan, which they aren't.
Beatrice is looking outside the window, looking at the both of them.
"The fck are they doing?"
Subaru:
Then let's together raise our hands and shout out, Victory! AHHHH!!
Subaru takes her hand and raises it with his.
Emilia:
"E-eh?? A-alright!
Emilia raises her other hand and tries to shout out.
"V-victory! A-ahhh..! *coughs*
Then Puck comes out and raises his paws up.
"Victory! Victory! Victory! AHHHH!"
He then looks to Subaru and waves at him.
"Hello, Subaru! It's a wonderful morning."
Subaru looks at him.
"Ah, puck, It is, although I had a restless night. First I walked to a weird hallway and met a child who seems to be watching netflix and eats doritos. She didn't give me some, but that's alright! After that, I was visited by Mimi and some two hot maids in the room.
Emilia:
"Hot isn't really the word I would use, I would suggest you take out hot, because they don't appear to be sweating or anything back there."
Subaru:
"That isn't what I meant, but that's alright, if you think you shouldn't use it, then I won't call them hot no more."
Emilia looks up to Puck.
"Good Morning, Puck. I know you fought really hard yesterday, sorry for that, If Subaru could've told me earlier this would've ended much earlier..
Puck then goes to Emilia's hands.
"Morning, Lia. It's alright, but in the end, we won and you're still alive, and that's all that matters
But Subaru did tell me to shield you, which he still gets credit for. A lot of credit.
How can I repay you?"
Subaru thinks as he looks to Puck.
"Well, Allow me to stroke your fur whenever I want. That is all"
Emilia:
"T-that's all? You're not thinking about anything else other than that?"
Subaru:
"I mean I have other choices."
Subaru picks up Puck.
"But I just can't resist as a connoisseur of fur."
Emilia just looks at him and wonders why Subaru didnt pick something else, is he planning something, is he trying something? Or is it something not even Emilia herself can imagine?
He looks to be in love with the fluffy fur of Puck.
Emilia is just in her own world thinking,
Damn, why cant Subaru confess his feelings a little earlier.
"Don't worry, Lia! I've seen his scent and he has no malice or hostility against us."
Subaru:
"Huh, Lia sounds better than what I came up with."
Puck:
"Nah, it may be cute, but it's not as cute as you calling her Mimi."
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Emilia:
"You truly are slothful… W-wait that doesn't sound right."
Emilia looks at the paper she has and just realizes what she's meant to say.
"Ahem, You are truly amazing, Subaru.."
She then smiles at him.
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Subaru looks at him and he blushes.
"Oh my god, best waifu ever."
Emilia sees the twin maids coming.
"Next you'll say-! Miss Emilia, Master Roswaal has arrived! To you!"
Twin Maids:
"Miss Emilia, Master Roswaal has arri-
Both realized, and they desynced from each other's speech.
Rem:
"Uhm… Uh."
Ram:
"… Please come in"
Rem:
"A-ah, yes, Please do come in now.."