Subaru and His Sudden Unconciousness

When you're at a situation where you have to fight someone, don't fucking do it.

Just run for your life, anime is not going to be ok your side buddy.

Subaru wakes up on the ground and he noticed his head was bleeding as he started to a panic.

"Wha- what the fuck???!"

Emilia kneels down to him so he can see her.

"Now you see what I do to people who lie to me. Now tell me the truth!"

Subaru

"A-ahre you crazy woman?? I just told you!"

Emilia:

"You pointed at a wall. This isn't gmod where you can noclip."

Subaru:

"She fucking jumped over the wall! She's a theif isn't she?? Isn't that what thieves do these days?? Just jump on houses??"

Emilia thinks about this...

Now that she thinks about it.

The girl could've jumped over the wall.

Shit, she was too pure and stupid to understand.

She turns to Subaru to apolgize but he looks dead already.

"Oh shit, I killed him.

Hey Puck, come out of here. I need you to help me with this."

Puck comes out and looks at the scene.

"Wow! You really did outdid yourself, Emilia! You want me to get rid of the evidence?"

"No Puck, I want you to heal him, I think I killed him and I feel pretty bad, I don't like killing people not unless they do something bad"

Subaru is still alive but not very responsive due to his injuries.

He thinks this is already worse than real life.

Oh Subaru boy, it's going to be more worse than it is.