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Re:Zero Shitty Fanfiction!

Natsuki Subaru doesn't fucking know where he is so he decides to explore this place because he has nothing else to do. This story is not meant to mock or inspire anyone or the creator. This fanfiction is just here to be here.

Vivalavistamia · Anime & Comics
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36 Chs

Elsa Is Poor

How can females feel pleassure if they're using a strap on.

I don't know how it works and I don't even wanna see how it does work.

Elsa, The Bowel hunter is finally seen and she said she was just visiting some places, she didn't notice that the studio was starting to roll the tapes again.

So to not waste anytime...

Felt: Well, this man here offers the Nokia phone.

Felt turns to Elsa.

"What do you have to compete with his Nokia."

Elsa stays quiet until she doesn't have anything that can compete against a Nokia phone.

"Well, well, looks like My 5 dollars weren't that worth.

I guess Nokia's really are superior..."

Subaru really wants to skip this part.

"Hey, uh, Elsa.

this part is really boring without old rom.

Especially with Ram."

Ram:

"I heard that, Barusu! I'm not boring, I'm a good companion, you probably don't know how to talk to people because you lack social skills."

Subaru: "Do you really have to be that brutal?"

Subaru turns to Elsa.

"So yeah, I hate you. I want you to meet the most powerful character so far in this world."

Elsa: Ohhh? Then who would that be?

Reinhard busted through the wall.

"Uh, I don't remember actually rememeber this part happening?

...

what? This is a fanfiction.

...

Oh no wonder why every thing is wrong."