Last Arc Special *Contain Spoilers*

This chapter is just a fun Q&A between our characters, if you like it, I'll post more. So this can be considered a part 1.

|3rd Person POV's narrator shall be taking the mic and be the interviewer for this segment as he wants to get paid.|

Narrator: This question was submitted by...Healer Beek, so please don't punch me for this.

Perseus: Your face does look punchable.

Narrator: Amongst the 5, who's most likely to get pregnant first?

Perseus, Leilah, Ruka, Dawn, Maple: Lilith

Lilith: Leilah...wait, me?!

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Narrator: Alright, Perseus, this question was by the author...what take of yours would cause the most uproar?

Perseus: Um...I think that bacon is overrated?

Narrator: CANCEL HIM! Are you for real? Bacon, the king of breakfast, the superstar of savory goodness?

Perseus: Yeah, that's the one. Don't get me wrong, it's tasty and all, but the hype? Totally blown out of proportion. People slap it on everything, drowning out the uniqueness of other flavors. It's like bacon's stealing the show from the real stars of the dish.

Narrator: Ya wanna fight, you walking gigolo?!

Perseus: It's like the popular kid in school who gets all the attention without really doing much.

Narrator: You're calling Bacon the popular kid? It's popular for a reason! It's crispy, it's savory, it's... bacon! Readers, please cancel him, I beg of you. 

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Narrator: What is something interesting that you've found out lately?

Perseus: Ruka's obsession with Mariah Carey.

Ruka: Obsession?

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