Fuck the Zombie
The Country of La-luna, the most influential country that is because all the headquarter of influencial Company is located here bringing the country a lot of money and also the place where the dumb mc live.
In an certain apartment that have Five floor with a rooftop on top.a Scream can be heard on the Fifth floor, The sound came from the floor "1234" next to emergency stair that lead's to the rooftop or The lobby.
"Aghh"Said Nathan our mc sitting on his bed and he was about the age of 25 with a Black glasses on his face, wearing an Black jacket open in the middle, underneath the jacket was a White T Shirt he also wear an Black Jeans he have a messy Black hair and Dull eye and have an average frame.
"Where is this place?...I though my stupid Ex-Friend Killed me"said Nathan looking around the room.
"Wait...this..room look familiar"Nathan Mumble.
"Ah..I remember now this room was the room I lived with my parents when I was a child to the age of 25 and the one I abandoned when I was scared of what happend in the world and it was also one my regret as this apartment was a perfect base as it was close to many store like foodshop,Energyshop,woodshop,and many more.
"What am i doing in here could it be that this he one called you flash back your child hood experience when you are dead, it hurt's!"said Nathan as he pinch himself in the arm.
'Then Maybe I was sent back past"though Nathan.
"Yeah this is the only possible way explaining why I'm back here"though Nathan as he stand up and head to the curtain, he opened the curtain causing a blinding light to hit him causing his eye to be blurry a few second later his eye gradually adjusted to it.
Looking outside he smiled as he looked at the people shopping,and chatting happily not knowing that a Disaster will fall upon them.
"Now I need to plan out what I need to prepare for this 5 month"Though Nathan as he looked at the bright Blue sky instead of the red Sky from his memories,The apartment he is staying have the, Living room, Master Bedroom, Guest Room, balcony, kitchen, bathroom,and an Attic an awesome settup for a apartment.
"For my First plan Called "Fuck The Zombie Attack"as the name say I will need a strong defense that I will not give a Fucked about the Zombie attacking"Though Nathan
"Start The Operation #1 for Plan 1 Shopping" Said Nathan Excitedly like a Child that is addicted to base building
Nathan Then picked his samsanh 5 phone the latest addition created by samsanh company to look at his back account:
Saving:100,000 Credits
Nathan seeing his credit don't know whether to laugh or cry "What da Fuck how will I supposed to buy anything from this small credit!"
Nathan seeing his Credits though for his new plan"Operation #0 The Money"the Operation for this was simple, Nathan will go Ripping off People to earn a large amount of money in the most short amount of time.
Putting on his shoes he opened the door leading outside. he first went hire a double that cost 1,000 credits and he's quite handsome and quite resemble him a little bit as no one can look like him as he was too Handsome that he can make any girl he meet say "Kyaa~~" *Shameless*(The handsome one is the double as Mc have Ordinary face*Sweat drop*)
Then he went to shop that deal with make up that cost 1,000 for each of us so Nathan spent 2,000 credits to make him look so ugly and a little older while the Double was to be make up to be more handsome and younger..."eh why do I feel like This is wrong."
After We finished the make up, Nathan went to buy thing that needed for his rip off trick like many many Small White sweet candy. all the Thing he buy cost 20,000 Credit.
After Nathan Finished buying it was night and the perfect time to complete his trick, he went to a place where Countless retard People From different Countries came, he set up a Tent big enough for 5 people he then Cover half of the tent for the CUSTOMER not to see his double the plan was if nathan consume the Candy he will tell the customer the side effect is that he need to pee so he will excuse himself and then his double will cover him this plan seeam have a lot of hole but the candy contain laxitive causing you to pee and if chance they found at he will move or hire an actor to tell that for him/her the effect was working. thinking about his plan Nathan could not hold back his admiration for himself.
"Come to my Stall if you eat this Small little thing it will make you beautiful/Handsome and younger and Live longer just by swallowimg it for other the effect may turn longer as you have stronger resistance for the side effect you just need to pee releasing all the impurities accumaliting in your body the cost for the pill is just 100,000per small box(50 pill inside) "Said Nathan with a microphone close to his mouth attracting the gazer of the Retarded Future customer.
But the people give him a vigilant look as if the effect will be not true just a false lie and the price was kinda expensive and Nathan seeing this Grin.
"If you don't believe me then I will show you"Said Nathan as he took a pill tasting the sweetness of the candy then he started to feel TO PEE,
"Im...sorry..I need to pee.."said Nathan running to the back while people walk closely to the stall of Nathan.
After a few second The curtain move revealing an younger,healthier,and more handsome Nathan..Of course this Shit was not Nathan.
Once the audience see this they exclaim but is still vigilant then someone shouted:
"Maybe you are just a Double open up the curtain and let us see inside"said an Woman
The double hearing this sweat but nodded as he Open slowly the curtain while the people head slowly going forward
"Whossh"
The curtain open revealing a Sack full of Pill and 5 box with no person to appear causing the audiendce inwardly shocked
"See there no double such a thing is not needed by me"said Nathan inside the curtain that was close by the double, in reality Nathan was inside one of the 5 Box with no Thing inside.
Outside the stall,the Customer was crazy about the pill
"Give me five box!..no give me 10 box!!"
"Pls give me 1 box so I can be a beauty to get my crushed liked me!"
"Pls give me 50 box so I can be healthy and Live longer...I'm afraid of death"
"Young...man Can..I take 15 box..so I can be younger I hate the feeling of growing wrinkle becoming a graanny as I age but with this I can not just be younger I can also be more beautiful and also live longer yhaha..ahh my Denture falled
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