1 Re zero again huh
Authors POV
As the camera zooms in you can see 2 men talking one stands at 6,6 and the other man stands at 6.8 ( okay pa I've mastered everything) ( how many time so I have to tell you I'm god why aren't you showing me respect) ( really come on I've been here for 490 years we've spent more time together then you and Jesus so I believe I've earned the right to call you dad) ( Fine are you ready to go shanks) ( Yha let's go I finally get to enjoy life again) teleporting to the world of reZero I see Subaru and say ( yo I'm here to in form you to find a way to Rossweld mansion I'll be there waiting for you find a red haired man and tell him lady emila said to bring you to her home) ( who are you ) ( my name is akagami no shanks I am Multiuniversal being and I'm here to be a Guide trough your time here you will not be able to die when you die you return by death so don't fear death you will always come back goodbye Subaru)
Flying off I see felt and fine emlia and say ( madam my name is akagami no shanks I'm here to be your knight and please call out your grate Spirit puck) the cat comes out( what do you need god favorite) ( can I pet you I'm sorry but I heard your hair is the softest in this world ) ( why of course the grate puck will let you) petting his had it true Subaru wasn't lying. ( so emlia sama do you agree) before she could speak puck spoke first( you can trust him he's one of god's favorites) ( okay I accept) ( follow me let us go get your pendant back) lifting her up I run to the slums and go to the bar.
Walking in ( I'm here under in the name of Emalia One of the heirs to the throne of the kingdom hand over the pendant and I will let you go puck protect emlia the bowel Hunter is coming fast) as I said this she comes trough the door ( leave and I will let you live bowel hunter i can kill things like you) future sight alerted me she was going to attack before she can move I stab her in your throat( run for now come back a different time or I will go see him and you will not exist anymore) I threw her body westward and turned back and grabbed the pendant and emlia and Took off to the Roswell mansion.
Arriving I see Subaru at the gate arguing with rem ( Subaru your here good) putting down emlia we walk in side as we walk in I say ( I'll catch up miss rem may I speak to you) ( yes sir ) we walk back outside and I tap her forehead and give her back her memories for the last time I was here. She look at me and jump on me ( I new it you would come back to me look at you you still don't know how to shave you poor thing come let's go and get you shaved) ahhh the same as always the last time I was here she fell in love with me and not Subaru I helped the plot here and there as a knight but most of the 600 years I was here was with rem watching the world grow. when she died I met god 2 years after and trained for the last 490 years. now she back and I haven't shaved since then because rem would spoil me and treated me like a king and now that she's back I get to be with the love of my life.
Following rem to her room I see ram ( sister who is the man) rem grabbed my arm and said( this is my boyfriend akagami no shanks but look at the poor thing he doesn't know how to shave so I'm going to shave him) ram look at me and I looked back ( hello) she jumps a little bit at my voice since it's very deep for this world. We walk in the room and I take off my cape and shirt and sat down on her bed she came in with hot water and said( do you want it trimmed or shaved) ( it's your Choice your the one who has to kiss me you choose) she shaved me clean and after she reaches down to my pants( really ) ( I'm not going to have sex with all this hair plus it gos in to my nose) ( Yha Yha do what you want)
The next day I wake up in rems room naked with rem next to me I see ram walk in ( sister it's time to WHAT ARE YOU DOING) ( hush I'm sleeping with my husband) ( rem wake up it time for you to work I have to go protect miss emlia) standing up I walk over and put on pants and grabbed my sword going to emila I see her and Subaru ( what is needed to day miss emila)( nothing you can take rest) rem and ram came over and said ( master Roswell's is home) walking in to the mansion with rem attached to me standing behind emila I see Roswell ( weeelll cooommmee to myyyyy homeee) [ I'm not doing that again btw]
He sat down and I wait for him to speak ( so what type of reward do you want) ( just let this bum Subaru over there work here he's a idiot but he works well) ( we'll if that's all let us eat) I hear rem sneeze( cute )
Walking to rems room I see her and ram ( goodnight you too ) striping naked I get in bed I hear ram say( do you have no decency) ( I don't need decency when I'm in my room)
( be nice Shanks) ( I just want to sleep) ( no your waiting for me I'll be done in 5 minutes)
Rem comes back in ( good boy now I need something from you) ( yes what do you need)
( my sister is what you call shy and with you getting naked in front of her now she horny so want a 3 some ) ( whatever we can do it )
