How I really died

My name is Arasugi Yusuhiro and I recently just died "Yeah I died" not surprising i always new I'd die but for some reason I think im in hell but how can I be in hell when I just saved someone from dying .

Well maybe it's the Hentai I was always watching but that can't be a sin can it damnit I should have stopped when I had the chance now I'm just drifting through this freakish place waiting for someone or something ohh well I guess I have to find a way out of here

(As Satou floats around the open space he is faced with a beautiful girl with red hair )

Blaze" Sorry I'm late . You must be Satou.

Arasugi" What the hell !!! Satan is a woman ??

Blaze" Can you keep it down I haven't slept in Six days .

Arasugi" Am I about to die ?? (Thinks to himself ).

Blaze" Well I'm sure you just thought you're about to die and no I'm not satan I'm the Goddess of fire Blaze nice to meet you

BLAZE" So ??? let's get back to business

you must be kirigaya Mistuki??

Arasugi" Well depends are you about to kill me ??

Blaze" No No No No we just want to assign you to a new spiritual plain that's all

Arasugi" (thinking to himself) Damn I really thought I was gonna die for a moment wait a minute but I'm already dead

Blaze" Ok so I'm supposed to help you go to this new world bluh bluh bluh

Arasugi" What do you mean by that

Blaze" Dude comeon don't make me explain the whole process

Arasugi" Isn't that supposed to be your job or something

Blaze" Yeah but

Arasugi" No butts start explaining

Blaze explains everything to Arasugi and gives him a choice of which world to choose

1.HEAVEN WHICH IS BORING

2.HELL WHICH IS DEADLY

3.RPG GAME WORLD

4.EARTH WITH IS HIS HOME WHERE HE DIED

she also tells him to choose a preferred weapon that will help him in this new world and a Goddess that will help guide him.

Dumnass chose Blaze and the RPG game world (WHAT A DUMNASS) which is a good choice but keep reading and see the tragic story of Arasugi Yusuhiro.

Now :

Arasugi is sent to the city of beginnings (Lynx City) where he's stranded with what he calls a Useless goddess and a sword.

Arasugi" Damnit how am I going to survive without any money ?

Blaze" Well you should have thought of that before you said I choose you .

Arasugi" Ok fine then we'll go out separate ways and see who survives .

Blaze" Tcht fine by me .

But then before they separate a pack of goblins arrive and Blaze is attacked by them.

Blaze" Arasugi helppppppppp !!!!!!!

Arasugi" Weren't you the one who agreed to separate and survive on our own ?

But then people start turning to Satou and start saying...

Street vendor" Damn what a wimp .

Fruit vendor" He's seriously not gonna help her ?

Arasugi" Damnit it all now I have to help her otherwise people will start thinking I'm a scummy scumbag .

Arasugi pulls his sword from his sachet and starts heading straight toward the pack and stabs one of them .

Goblin Steve" Did you seriously just stab my cousin ?

Arasugi" Yes I did and if you don't stop you're next .

The goblins let go of Blaze and start attacking Arasugi he fends them off successfully and kills 3 of them. one of them survives .

Goblin Steve" I'll be back with an army to get revenge for my fallen companions .

The goblin runs off toward the entrance as once he came and the people of the market start rushing to the goblins body and recover a multicolored glass stone .

Arasugi" What the hell just happened ?

Blaze" You DUMNASS you're supposed to collect the stones the bodies leave behind that's what you trade in, in order to get money as an adventurer .

Arasugi" WHAT !!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

Blaze" Well I didn't think you were this dense.

Arasugi"Did you just call the guy who saved you dense ?

Blaze"Well If i don't who will.

Arasugi" Screw this I'm not gonna stay here and listen to you.

Blaze" Ok I'm sorry I'll try to be more considerate next time

They walk through town looking for a place to sleep they can afford but at the same time they have no money then they stumble upon a board saying EMPTY STABLES. They steal a blanket then they settle for the stables. They wake up the next morning and head for the town's adventurers guild where they find something to eat

Blaze" mmh this is so delicious

Arasugi" You call this delicious ,its just bread crusts and devils honey

Blaze" I don't care its delicious

Arasugi" Fine suite yourself

As Blaze is eating Arasugi goes to the main desk and sees a Beautiful lady working there

as he approaches he bumps into two big strong men.

Bone Crusher" Hey watch it pip squick

Ripper" Yeah watch it pip squick

Arasugi thinks to himself while the Beautiful lady is watching him "am I gonna let them walk all over me or am I gonna fight back" then without thinking he goes for a punch but is stopped by the Beautiful lady

Arasugi" Hey!!! Why did you stop me ???

Casteya" Because you could be dead by now and by the looks of it you are broke, skill less and weak.

Arasugi thinks to himself " Damn She's write" what should I do. Before thinking of a solution casteya gives him one.

Casteya" If you want to level up you should probably form a party or join one cause from the look of thinks you gonna die without even trying.

Arasugi" Well I don't need a party I can do things on my own "He says this with a frail but assuring voice.

Casteya" Ok if that's what you want then suite yourself but if you want to make money and level up at the same time you should check the adventurers guild before that you should first you have to register to be an adventurer

Arasugi" Is that all ??

Casteya" No. First you have to pay the bill for your friend over there

Arasugi then thinks to himself " Should I take responsibility for her and pay the bill or leave her to do it herself" well its pretty clear. He answers " I don't know her then he walks to the registration area.

Casteya" Wow that's cold even for you .

Arasugi" Well it's a dog eat dog world out there so she has to learn that

Casteya" Ok enough about that let's go to the registration room to test if you're eligible enough to become an adventurer

Arasugi" What this usually doesn't happen in the games in Japan

Casteya" Japa what ??

Arasugi" that's where I'm from or where I was from until I died

Casteya thinks to himself " Is this guy a nutcase or what there's no place called Japan in this world plus how can he die and live again he's crazy. Well moving on

They then walk to the registration room where Arasugi's wits will be tested . They are then faced with a huge steel door, before kirigaya could ask a question he is pushed inside and starts falling into what seems to be a bottom less pit. He screams heavily "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ME" he then pumbles to the ground where he looks around and sees a rack full of weapons.

Arasugi" Damnit why do the pretty and hot ones have to be evil. Well no use crying about it I guess I have to choose a weapon

He then looks around and sees a shiny golden sword " YESSSSSS I'm definitely gonna take that one. He tries to pick it up but is too heavy for him "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL TO THE PURE GOD FEARING ONES" He then thinks to himself " Wait a minute in this world there is no god so why do I have to fear anything I should believe in what I want and when I want , ok that it from now on I'll believe in... Before he finishes his sentence a large horned monster shows up.

Arasugi"What the hell

Before he even thinks he runs for the heavy golden sword but again it's too heavy . The monster takes a swing but he dodges without fault and then behind the monsters back he sees two double edged blades which one is black as the devils gaze and the other white and pure as angels wings . He thinks to himself "God Damnit how am I going to get those from down here. He looks around and sees explosives and a shield. While fighting the monster he gathers the explosives and two shields and ties them together and waits for the monsters response

Arasugi" Ok I have to time this right otherwise I'm dead.

He awaits for the monster to attack him then he detonates the explosives, they send him flying through the air until he lands on the monsters head.

Arasugi" I can't believe that worked, now I have to finish this

Arasugi runs along the monster head then he finally finds the blades. The Monster roars sending Arasugi flying through the sealing

Arasugi" It can't end now , I can still finish this

He starts falling from the sealing onto the monster again but then he jumps for the blades and touches them. He is then taken into this evil dark realm where he sees souls flying around as though they are lost with no bodies to contain them and then he's pulled out of the realm by two girls one with devilish looks and one with a heavenly soul.

Dexin" Looks like we've been reawakened by this dense looking boy

Arasugi" Hey I'm not a boy

Sphynxly" Then what are you

Arasugi" I'm a man and if I'm right I'm your rightful master

The two girls start laughing at him as though mocking him. Dexin comes close into contact with Satou pressing his lips against him

Arasugi" What was that for??

Sphynxly" Well he didn't die how odd.

Sphynxly then kisses kirigaya too sending him to a heavenly place.

Sphynxly" Wow he didn't die

Arasugi" WHY SHOULD I BE DEAD???

Sphynxly" Yes you should be " It is said that a Devine kiss from an angel and a Vicious kiss from a demon should kill who ever it touches but you in this case are somewhat special. Well sister won't you introduce us to our new master.

Dexin" Well I'm Dexin and this is Sphynxly were the two Devine sisters, I'm evil and she's good, everyone who's been trying to control us has either been devoured by my darkness or been swallowed by her light either way if you can't keep the balance between us you're as good as dead so you better quit now cause we're probably too much too handle

Arasugi" Well I was never the type to quit plus I have to impress a certain person in order to be an adventurer so looks like we're stuck together for life.

Dexin" Well when you say it that way I guess we can give this a try but remember the consequences

Sphynxly" Just try not to die cause I think I'm really fond of you

Arasugi" Wow that's something coming from the person who tried to kill me a second ago.

He takes the two swords into his hands and for a while he's lost into the battle, "I need to win this" he says. he maneuvers through the air and ground cutting the monsters limbs into pieces "Faster I need to go faster" slicing and dicing he Finally decapitates the monster's head and starts to cool down.

Arasugi" I did it

Dexin" Looks like you lost a little control there are you ok ??

Kirigaya responds "I'll be fine" then he faints .

Casteya comes busting through the door and checks Satou for any injuries but then she finds his body healing itself

Casteya" How is that even possible

Old Man Sedius" Well the Twin Blades have Unimaginable power but once they suck you in it's over for you but this boy... this boy there's something different about him

Casteya" Are you saying he's the one ??

Old Man Sedius" We can't be sure yet , He might die just like the last one.

But then before Casteya says another word Satou wakes up.

Arasugi" Wha... What happened

Casteya" Well for starters you pass the test and found yourself some truly Devine partners

Arasugi" Awww you mean the blades

Casteya" Yes but still you should be careful they tend to kill their partners

Arasugi throws the two blades away from him as though scared.

Arasugi" WHAT!!!! SO YOU'RE SAYING I COULD'VE DIED.

Casteya" Yess but Old Man Sedius sees something in you that's different from any other person who's used those blades

Arasugi" So how did they end up on that monsters back

Casteya" Well as you know this is where all adventurers start their journey or die, so the last person who came here thought he could take on anything so he took those two blades and demanded a huge monster but then the blades took over his soul and he started going crazy. Too bad his will was not strong enough the monster took hold of him but he escaped and landed on its back but then he tried stabbing the monster but his body failed him and he was devoured by a dark swarm of evil and that's where it all ended.

Arasugi" That's scary stuff

Casteya" You should be fine since the blades took a liking to you and didn't kill.

Arasugi" Maybe you're right but for now I'll just put them away.

Arasugi wraps the two blades in a cloth and puts them on his back

Arasugi" Is there another weapon I could use that's not so deadly?

Casteya" You could go to a Blacksmith in town and ask him if he could make you a weapon

Arasugi" Yeah I'll try that. So do I pass

Casteya" Well since a long time ago you've been the first person ever to pass a test like that so yeah I guess you pass

Arasugi" So what happens now

Casteya" Well for starters you now have ₩100000 for defeating a Level SSS monster and you get to have dinner with the king of this city "King Levi"

Arasugi" I'm taking the money but I think I'll pass on the dinner invitation... I never liked the rich snobby kind.

Casteya" Mmmm your loss

Casteya leaves

Arasugi thinking to himself "maybe I should've accepted the invitation but what's the worst that could happen.

1 HOUR LATER

Arasugi screaming" HOW THE HELL DID I END UP IN THIS SITUATION !!!

As he was running through the forest he's being chased by crazy loved lady orcs who haven't seen a Male in years.

Arasugi" Maybe this is Finally my popular phase. Should I stand my ground or keep running

He looks back

Arasugi" I Should definitely keep running or else I'll be crushed by them

Lady Orc" Hey pretty boy wanna come back with me and have fun in my hut

Arasugi screams" HELL NOOOO !! and thinks to himself "I never thought I'd reject an invitation from a lady".

Satou then trips over a small stump on the ground

Arasugi surprised" AHHH

Lady Orc" Finally caught you pretty boy how bout you show me your little man

Arasugi" My little man is scared" Then he answers in a panicked and scared voice Let's start with introductions first my name is Arasugi what's yours

Lady Orc" No introductions needed let's get straight to the point

But then before she could take down his pants an elfin girl casts a spell that confuses the lady orcs. Before anything she grabs his hand and they start running. But then the lady orcs gain their senses back and start bolting after them. Before anything Arasugi grabs the Mysterious elfin in his arms and starts running until he sees a cliff on the other side is a swarm of deadly creatures.

Arasugi" Should we take our chances with the orcs or just jump this.

Mysterious elfin " JUMP

He runs for the jump then he's in the air for a moment time stops

Arasugi" Thanks for saving me back there, my names kirigaya Mistuki

Mysterious elfin" Shinji Meraki

Arasugi" Too bad we're about to die

Arasugi is then sucked into his own mind

Dexin" Well you can still use us.

Arasugi" But...

Sphynxly" Its your choice whether you want to save that girl and yourself or not. you choose.

Arasugi" Guess I have no other choice

He takes the two blades into his hands and feels a devilish and heavenly kiss

Arasugi" Hold on this might get ugly

He reaches the other side and is faced with a thousand of deadly creatures

Arasugi" You should stay back

He jumps into the swarm and bit by bit he kills a creature after the other but then he feels his soul getting devoured by the blades "I need to go faster...faster...FASTER...FASTER. Almost in an instant all of the creatures are wiped out then Arasugi looks back to the Elfin girl "Kill all to protect her. Back in his mind he thinks " What the hell am I doing I should be trying to save her not kill her.

Sphynxly" well it's not your fault you want to kill her... you're probably not strong enough to handle us anyway

Arasugi" That's where you wrong I can and will handle this power no matter what.

Before Arasugi can kill Shinji she kisses him taking him out of his trance

Arasugi" Kill all... Kill all... Kill... Ouch my body hurts like hell what happened to me

Then Arasugi looks at Shinji who's crying in his arms

Shinji" I'm so glad you're ok

Arasugi" You shouldn't worry about me I'll be fine ok ?

Shinji" Ok

Shinji walks back to the city with Satou

Arasugi" So what were you doing out there alone.

Shinji" I was coming to the city from a small village from the west to register to be an adventurer and join a party so I can make some money then i saw you being attacked by those orcs. I just had to help you.

Arasugi" Thanks for helping me

Shinji" Why didn't you fight them

Arasugi" Well it's kinda complicated

They reach the town where they see Blaze waiting for them

Blaze" Where were you, I had to wash dishes, scrub floors and wipe windows while you were gone

Arasugi" You shouldn't have drank that expensive wine now should you

Blaze" Yeah maybe you're right. Anyways we need some money so let's go on a Dungeon raid.

Arasugi" We what do you mean we.

Blaze" I registered us into a party... Isn't that great

Arasugi" HELL NO. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT.