Luck Wheel

"If I get to live again, I swear, I will slay you God for making me suffer this much"-and those were my last words. Well, I mean I thought that those were my last words...

"Where the fuck is I???"

Darkness. Darkness was everything and anything that I could perceive.

And then I heard a voice. Not a rough, deep and scary voice as you would expect in this situation. Hell, normal people would not expect any voice in a situation like this. But nevertheless, I heard a voice. A voice so sweet, charming and giving me some impure thoughts about some things, that you would probably get mesmerized by it in a flash and would not mind dying(again)-"Congratulations Specimens Nr.3412. You've Completed The First Phase. Please choose your rewards.". Then I saw... ummm.. a roulette? No, f@cking luck wheel. But I don't know if you could call it a luck wheel. Its size was little over five storie building, and of course, it had some twinkling, celestial and quite beautiful lights. It was decorated with gold, diamonds, rubies and etc.

It also had three levels with one atop of another.

"Please spin the wheel to win your rewards"-said the mysterious voice.

"....."

"..."

"You are not able to spin it, are you? " -Said the voice with a slight annoyance in her voice.

"And how the fuck should I be able to spin it? "- I retorted back with irritation in my voice.

*sigh* "Fine, I'll spin it for you"

*in low voice* "I knew I should have ordered simple pack"

"...."

While I was thinking "the fuck?" I saw a golden hand, glistening in celestial lights and adorned with fine made jewelry, spin the wheel. Or I should say all three levels of it.

And while it was spinning I heard a.. hmmm, how should I describe it. Ah, yes. A girly scream, when your waifu in anime panics about that that she fucked up.

"Eeeehhhh...No no no no. What I have done. noooo..*angry voice* YOU... you little shit.. you cheated me. You knew that if I spin the wheel it will get affected by my sta..*ahem* powers and will roll Grand prizes... "

I be like "WHA.. ???"